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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 5% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak (Cook Yourself) Cow plus fire equals peak civilization BASED
  2. 5% SLOP Local Raw Milk One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  3. 5% SLOP Eggs or Raw Milk Ancestral fuel, regulators in shambles BASED
  4. 5% SLOP Lamb from Verified Butcher Whole-muscle carnivore fuel, zero slop BASED
  5. 5% SLOP Raw Milk or Eggs Ancestors approve, FDA seethes BASED
  6. 5% SLOP Raw Milk or Steak Single-ingredient civilization fuel. BASED
  7. 95% SLOP China Street Cat Kebab Stray cat passed off as mutton — peak degeneracy kebab. SLOP
  8. 5% SLOP Rolled Oats Single-ingredient base for actual meals BASED
  9. 95% SLOP Seed Oil Trio Estrogen sludge with corpse garnish SLOP
  10. 5% SLOP Pears Single-ingredient fruit, FDA weeps BASED
  11. 5% SLOP Raw Chicken Single-ingredient whole muscle, ancestors nod BASED
  12. 5% SLOP New York Steak One ingredient, civilization's core fuel. BASED
  13. 95% SLOP Rotten Raw Liver Spoiled organ — biohazard, not nourishment SLOP
  14. 5% SLOP Rawd Meat Single-ingredient carnivore fuel, zero slop BASED
  15. 5% SLOP Sole Farmer Self-Service Raw Milk-o-Mat, Lower Austria Raw milk from the source, regulators seething BASED
  16. 5% SLOP Udder Milk Farms Raw grass-fed milk, FDA seethes BASED
  17. 5% SLOP Broccoli Broccoli: single-ingredient legend. BASED
  18. 5% SLOP Raw Garlic Cloves One ingredient, infinite basedness BASED
  19. 6% SLOP Actual Apples (make your own) Orchard core > industrial sludge BASED
  20. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak or Bone Broth Ancestors filing a restraining order against seed oils BASED
  21. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Ribeye and Tallow Ancestors nodding, modern nutritionists seething BASED
  22. 6% SLOP Sirloin steak Cow, salt, fire — civilization distilled BASED
  23. 6% SLOP Eggs or Spinach Ancestral fuel, zero processing tax BASED
  24. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter Sticks Cow fat, zero compromise BASED
  25. 6% SLOP Raw 18% Fat Tesco Beef Mince Ground cow, 18% fat, civilization fuel BASED
  26. 6% SLOP Bone-in Chicken Thighs (Air-Fried) Bone-in thighs air-fried = peak based protein. BASED
  27. 6% SLOP Chicken Thighs (Local Butcher Smoked) Single-ingredient meat, great-grandma nods BASED
  28. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Beef (Homemade) Single-ingredient meat raised on actual grass. BASED
  29. 6% SLOP Loose Green Tea One leaf, zero corporate cope BASED
  30. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Beef, Eggs, or Raw Dairy Single-ingredient civilization fuel BASED
  31. 6% SLOP Pepper Single-ingredient spice, zero slop detected BASED
  32. 6% SLOP Elk Wild game, single ingredient, zero slop BASED
  33. 6% SLOP Cinnamon One ingredient, ancient and based BASED
  34. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Tallow Single-ingredient ancestral fat, ancestors approve BASED
  35. 6% SLOP Local Pasture-Raised Chicken Single-ingredient bird, ancestors approve BASED
  36. 6% SLOP Cooked Meat Animal protein, zero additives, peak based BASED
  37. 6% SLOP Raw Milk & Bone Broth Stack Ancestors approve, FDA files paperwork. BASED
  38. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter or Tallow Animal fat supremacy, civilization in a pan BASED
  39. 6% SLOP Corn Tortillas + Grass-Fed Beef in Tallow Ancestors nodding, dietitians filing complaints BASED
  40. 6% SLOP Strawberry Single ingredient, nature's candy, zero slop BASED
  41. 6% SLOP Honey Bee barf older than agriculture BASED
  42. 6% SLOP Butter or Tallow Animal fat supremacy, no debate BASED
  43. 6% SLOP Eggs and Tallow for Based Biscuits Ancestors nodding, seed-oil lobby filing complaints BASED
  44. 6% SLOP Masa Tortillas from Local Tortilleria Nixtamalized corn — civilization's original flatbread BASED
  45. 6% SLOP Coles Australian Free Range 12 Extra Large Eggs Free range eggs, ancestors filing no complaints BASED
  46. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Brisket Whole-muscle meat, grass-fed flex, zero slop BASED
  47. 6% SLOP Spinach (eaten whole) Popeye core, zero processing tax BASED
  48. 6% SLOP Asparagus Single-ingredient green spears of civilization BASED
  49. 6% SLOP Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Steak Ancestors filing a restraining order against regulators BASED
  50. 6% SLOP Cast-Iron Steak and Eggs Ancestors nod, seed-oil cult weeps BASED
  51. 6% SLOP Rucola Single-ingredient rocket, zero slop detected BASED
  52. 6% SLOP Actual Lamb from a Verified Butcher Whole-muscle meat, zero additives, ancestors nod in approval BASED
  53. 6% SLOP Sashimi Tuna Ocean protein, zero factory tax BASED
  54. 6% SLOP Raw Milk or Bone Broth Ancestors nod, FDA files complaint BASED
  55. 6% SLOP Local Grass-Finished Beef cow + grass + dirt = actual food BASED
  56. 6% SLOP Woodcote 15 Mixed Sized Free Range Scottish Eggs Free-range Scottish eggs, pre-industrial baseline BASED
  57. 6% SLOP White potato One ingredient, ancestors high-five BASED
  58. 6% SLOP Actual Whole Muscle Steaks or Roasts Cow + fire + salt = civilization BASED
  59. 6% SLOP Grassfed Butter-Cooked Sirloin Steak Cow, fire, salt, and zero modernity. BASED
  60. 6% SLOP Butter-Cooked 100% Grassfed Sirloin Steak Cow, fire, butter — peak human fuel BASED
  61. 6% SLOP Bone Broth and Tallow Single-ingredient ancestors' fuel, seed oil lobby weeps BASED
  62. 6% SLOP Bone Broth and Raw Milk Ancestral staples, FDA in quiet despair BASED
  63. 6% SLOP Raw Steak One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  64. 6% SLOP Pasture-Raised Eggs and Grass-Fed Butter (Local) Ancestors approve, seed oil lobby files complaint BASED
  65. 6% SLOP Grass-Finished Steak from a Local Ranch Cow plus grass plus fire equals civilization BASED
  66. 6% SLOP Ginger Root Single-ingredient spice that built empires. BASED
  67. 6% SLOP Raw Milk and Eggs FDA's worst nightmare, one fridge BASED
  68. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak and Tallow Cow plus fire equals civilization. BASED
  69. 6% SLOP Dried Figs or Fage 5% Cottage Cheese Nature's candy meets actual dairy protein — based arc secured BASED
  70. 6% SLOP Organic Eggs Single ingredient, nature's perfect food BASED
  71. 6% SLOP Local Orchard Apples or Raw Cider Single-ingredient ancestor fuel BASED
  72. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed 1/4 lb Patty Cooked in Tallow Cow + fire + tallow = peak civilization BASED
  73. 6% SLOP Steak (home-cooked) Cow + fire + salt = civilization BASED
  74. 6% SLOP Raw Meat and Produce Ancestors nod, dietitians seethe BASED
  75. 6% SLOP Eggs + Bone Broth Stack Ancestors nodding, seed-oil era in shambles BASED
  76. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter and Eggs Ancestors nod, seed oil lobby files complaint BASED
  77. 6% SLOP Raw Milk + Cottage Cheese Stack Ancestors filing a restraining order on the FDA BASED
  78. 6% SLOP Lamb Liver Single-ingredient ancestral fuel, liver kings win BASED
  79. 6% SLOP Sole fish Single-ingredient ocean protein, ancestors approve BASED
  80. 6% SLOP Grass-Finished Lamb and Olive Oil Ancestors filing a group approval motion BASED
  81. 6% SLOP Single Steak Cow + salt + fire. Civilization achieved. BASED
  82. 6% SLOP Ribeye in Tallow Cow plus fire plus ancestral fat equals civilization BASED
  83. 6% SLOP Sparkling Water + Real Lime Water that actually does what water should. BASED
  84. 6% SLOP Frozen Berries Nature's candy, zero corporate interference. BASED
  85. 6% SLOP Black Tea with Lemon Single-ingredient fuel, ancestors nod BASED
  86. 6% SLOP Fried Eggs with Butter Eggs + butter = ancestors high-fiving BASED
  87. 6% SLOP Mango or Papaya Whole ancestral fruit, zero processing BASED
  88. 6% SLOP Bone-In Ribeye Cow, fire, salt — civilization on a plate. BASED
  89. 6% SLOP Actual Grass-Finished Steak Tips Cow + grass + salt = civilization restored BASED
  90. 6% SLOP Peppers Whole vegetable, zero processing, pure based. BASED
  91. 6% SLOP Wild Sardines One-ingredient ocean gold. Eat the can. BASED
  92. 6% SLOP Nordic Kings Bone Broth Swedish grass-fed cattle, 72-hour simmer, zero additives BASED
  93. 6% SLOP Made By Cow Cold Pressed Raw Jersey Milk Raw Jersey milk, FDA's worst nightmare BASED
  94. 6% SLOP Cucumber One ingredient, zero agenda, actual produce. BASED
  95. 6% SLOP Royal Gala Apple One-ingredient orchard win, zero marketing slop BASED
  96. 6% SLOP Red Meat Single ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  97. 6% SLOP Actual Lemons and Raw Honey One ingredient each, ancestors filing approval forms BASED
  98. 6% SLOP Local Eggs One ingredient, straight from the chicken. Civilization. BASED
  99. 6% SLOP Pastured Eggs Single-ingredient fuel from actual chickens BASED
  100. 6% SLOP Rare Steak Cow + salt + heat = civilization restored BASED
  101. 6% SLOP Actual Chicken Thighs Real bird, not extruded protein paste BASED
  102. 6% SLOP Eggs and Real Bacon Ancestors nodding, seed oil salesmen seething BASED
  103. 94% SLOP HFCS Lab-engineered corn sludge, zero based. SLOP
  104. 6% SLOP Cast Iron Skillet Steak Steak in iron. Peak based. BASED
  105. 6% SLOP Raw Local Honey Single-ingredient gold straight from the bees. BASED
  106. 6% SLOP Raw Almonds Single ingredient, nature's original crunch BASED
  107. 6% SLOP Local Raw Honey Hive nectar, zero industrial fingerprints BASED
  108. 6% SLOP Eggs and Butter Ancestors nod, dietitians weep BASED
  109. 6% SLOP Lemon juice Single-ingredient citrus flex, no corporate interference BASED
  110. 94% SLOP Caesar Chicken Poop Salad Poop in the name, industrial slop in the bowl SLOP
  111. 94% SLOP Essence of Amouranth vaginal lactobacillus gimmick beer — degeneracy in a can SLOP
  112. 6% SLOP Sparkling Water With A Lemon Squeeze Carbonated H2O + real citrus. Ancestors approve. BASED
  113. 6% SLOP Spring Water in Glass (Local Verified) Local glass spring water: civilization in a bottle BASED
  114. 6% SLOP Flank Steaks Whole muscle beef. One ingredient, full send. BASED
  115. 6% SLOP Pork Fat Lard is the original based fat, FDA seethes BASED
  116. 6% SLOP Actual Peaches and a Mango Real fruit, zero lab bullshit BASED
  117. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak and Raw Milk Ancestors nodding, FDA in shambles BASED
  118. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter or Beef Tallow Civilization in a pan, seed oil lobby in shambles BASED
  119. 6% SLOP Cantaloupe Single-ingredient fruit, ancestors approve BASED
  120. 6% SLOP Wellsley Farms Salted Butter Cream, salt, zero corporate theater BASED