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Local Orchard Apples or Raw Cider

Name: Local Orchard Apples or Raw Cider: 6% Slop — Single-ingredient ancestor fuel
Item: Local Orchard Apples or Raw Cider
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient ancestor fuel

The Breakdown

Whole fruit or fresh press, zero additives
Local sourcing that actually matters
Pre-1990 ingredient list by default
Nourishes body without any hormone drag

Side Effects

teeth remember what fruit is, gut bacteria throw a party

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk from the same orchard when available.

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