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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 82% SLOP A Minecraft Movie Video game IP turned into CGI committee cash grab. SLOP
  2. 9% SLOP Project Hail Mary Hard sci-fi that respects your brain and soul. BASED
  3. 29% SLOP Fight Club Consumerist nightmare with fists and a twist BASED
  4. 8% SLOP 2001: A Space Odyssey Kubrick's monolith still humbles every CGI committee script BASED
  5. 11% SLOP Interstellar Nolan's dad-coded love letter to physics BASED
  6. 64% SLOP Avatar: Fire and Ash Eywa worship, anti-human framing MID
  7. 94% SLOP Europa: The Last Battle Holocaust denial fanfic for the terminally online SLOP
  8. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings Last real cinema before the slop wave hit BASED
  9. 11% SLOP Oppenheimer 3-hour atomic reckoning with zero CGI, full moral weight BASED
  10. 24% SLOP Schindler's List Holocaust horror shown with moral weight, not spectacle BASED
  11. 38% SLOP Sinners Coogler flexes hard, occult LARP keeps it mid. MID
  12. 7% SLOP The Shawshank Redemption Peak hopepunk prison drama, zero slop BASED
  13. 11% SLOP The Godfather Mafia family saga done right — blood, loyalty, no CGI slop BASED
  14. 14% SLOP The Passion of the Christ Mel Gibson's bloody love letter to the cross — peak based BASED
  15. 27% SLOP Superman Hopepunk reset done right, cape and all BASED
  16. 52% SLOP Godzilla (2014) Kaiju spectacle diluted by human drama filler MID
  17. 11% SLOP Senna Archival footage of a driver who lived and died at ten-tenths. BASED
  18. 11% SLOP Star Wars Original still based, franchise later got ratio'd BASED
  19. 89% SLOP Triumph of the Will Nazi rally LARP sold as documentary art SLOP
  20. 12% SLOP Finding Nemo Pixar peak: fish dad energy, zero committee slop BASED
  21. 13% SLOP Heat Mann's 1995 crime opus: practical heists, zero CGI, adult tension. BASED
  22. 14% SLOP Drive Neon noir, practical muscle, zero committee rot. BASED
  23. 14% SLOP The Terminator Practical effects, adult stakes, zero franchise slop. BASED
  24. 16% SLOP The Searchers Wayne's mythic West, duty over sentiment BASED
  25. 16% SLOP The Batman Gritty detective noir, zero capeslop. BASED
  26. 19% SLOP Mickey 17 Bong satire with actual adults in charge. BASED
  27. 19% SLOP The Matrix Red pill classic that still slaps BASED
  28. 76% SLOP Brokeback Mountain Crafty tragedy celebrating affair over duty SLOP
  29. 28% SLOP Eyes Wide Shut Kubrick's final stare into marital temptation and masked elite rot BASED
  30. 29% SLOP Obsession De Palma's Hitchcock riff with southern gothic bite. BASED
  31. 31% SLOP It Solid 80s horror remake with practical clown terror BASED
  32. 31% SLOP Supergirl (2026) Gunn DCU revenge quest with grit and comic roots BASED
  33. 31% SLOP Pulp Fiction Tarantino's crime opus: sharp dialogue, stylish violence BASED
  34. 91% SLOP Cuties Sexualizes 11-year-olds then calls it art SLOP
  35. 89% SLOP Citizen Vigilante Uwe Boll's migrant-murder manifesto, zero craft, max controversy. SLOP
  36. 11% SLOP The Truman Show Media panopticon parable that still lands clean BASED
  37. 89% SLOP Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told Holocaust-denial cope in six-hour revisionist marathon SLOP
  38. 12% SLOP Peter Jackson Extended Editions Tolkien restored, every added minute justified BASED
  39. 12% SLOP Stalker Tarkovsky's slow philosophical gut punch, zero slop BASED
  40. 12% SLOP The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Spaghetti western peak, no committee in sight. BASED
  41. 12% SLOP Alien Practical xenomorph dread that aged like fine tallow BASED
  42. 12% SLOP The Dark Knight Nolan's peak, zero franchise slop. BASED
  43. 12% SLOP Aliens Ripley solos xenomorphs, practical effects still slap BASED
  44. 12% SLOP Inception Nolan's dream heist, one voice, zero committee slop. BASED
  45. 12% SLOP The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford Outlaw myth gets the slow knife, not the quick draw BASED
  46. 12% SLOP Being There Chance the gardener owns the elites without lifting a finger BASED
  47. 13% SLOP The Thing (1982) Practical effects peak, paranoia done right. BASED
  48. 13% SLOP Barry Lyndon Kubrick's candlelit rise-and-fall, ambition taxed in full BASED
  49. 14% SLOP Warrior Brotherhood, fists, and zero franchise rot. BASED
  50. 14% SLOP Macross Plus Mecha dogfights, Yoko Kanno score, zero messaging BASED
  51. 14% SLOP Room Service (1938) Marx bros hotel chaos, zero modern rot BASED
  52. 14% SLOP The Departed Scorsese rat maze, zero identity swaps or moral inversion BASED
  53. 14% SLOP Inside Out Pixar original that honors family and growing up BASED
  54. 14% SLOP Ben-Hur 1959 epic that still slaps, no notes BASED
  55. 14% SLOP Goodfellas Scorsese's mafia epic still slaps harder than most new releases BASED
  56. 16% SLOP Death of Stalin Stalin croaks, the rats feast — pitch-black satire done right. BASED
  57. 84% SLOP Barbie Mattel-funded gender-war sermon SLOP
  58. 18% SLOP The Witch Puritan dread, single vision, evil treated as evil BASED
  59. 18% SLOP Iron Man RDJ carries the MCU origin story on his back BASED
  60. 82% SLOP Jackass Self-harm circus sold as comedy SLOP
  61. 18% SLOP Blazing Saddles Mel Brooks at peak irreverence, still holds up BASED
  62. 18% SLOP Dominik Hašek: Always the Goalie Communist escape via pads and glory. BASED
  63. 19% SLOP Enchanted Wholesome Disney rom-com that still loves fairy tales BASED
  64. 19% SLOP The Social Network Sorkin razor script, Fincher ice, tech bro autopsy BASED
  65. 19% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam 00: Awakening of the Trailblazer Gundam 00 finale that sticks the landing on duty and contact. BASED
  66. 19% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Freedom Mecha payoff with duty, friendship, and zero franchise rot BASED
  67. 19% SLOP Spider-Man: No Way Home Multiverse fan-service peak, zero lectures attached BASED
  68. 19% SLOP The Blair Witch Project Found-footage pioneer that still haunts BASED
  69. 19% SLOP Taxi Driver 70s NYC descent into madness, still unmatched BASED
  70. 78% SLOP Transformers CGI explosions masking committee script SLOP
  71. 22% SLOP The Odyssey (2026) Nolan's IMAX-fueled homecoming epic lands with mythic heft. BASED
  72. 22% SLOP The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act Indie web series finale hits theaters with meta bite intact. BASED
  73. 22% SLOP Polytechnique Stark docudrama of real atrocity, zero spectacle BASED
  74. 78% SLOP Duck! The Carbine High Massacre School-shooting black comedy 6 months after Columbine. Edge lord slop. SLOP
  75. 24% SLOP Kung Fu Panda 3 Panda family duty beats CGI franchise filler BASED
  76. 24% SLOP KPop Demon Hunters K-pop idols hunt demons, zero agenda rot BASED
  77. 24% SLOP Iron Lung Markiplier's blood-ocean sub horror nails the game vibe. BASED
  78. 24% SLOP Ex Machina Auteured AI escape thriller, men outsmarted by code BASED
  79. 25% SLOP Air Force One Harrison Ford punches terrorists for America BASED
  80. 72% SLOP Regue Chicken Reggaeton chicken romance that never took flight SLOP
  81. 71% SLOP Me Before You Rom-com that sells assisted suicide as romance SLOP
  82. 29% SLOP No Country for Old Men Coens deliver grim craft; nihilism eats the soul BASED
  83. 29% SLOP We Need to Talk About Kevin Bleak motherhood autopsy, violence as consequence BASED
  84. 68% SLOP Killer Bean Forever One-man bean assassin meme with potato CGI. SLOP
  85. 32% SLOP Longlegs Atmospheric horror that respects the darkness BASED
  86. 67% SLOP Wicked: For Good Moral inversion thesis, Oz reimagined as lecture hall SLOP
  87. 62% SLOP Avatar Eywa-worshipping anti-human CGI sermon MID
  88. 61% SLOP Lords of Chaos Stylized black-metal gore tourism with zero moral weight MID
  89. 41% SLOP Masters of the Universe (2026) Franchise revival with sword-swinging duty but committee fingerprints MID
  90. 58% SLOP Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth Gore spectacle sequel with franchise rot MID
  91. 47% SLOP Angry Birds Game IP cash grab that coasts on bird puns MID
  92. 47% SLOP Avengers: Endgame MCU peak that still smells like committee MID
  93. 47% SLOP The Guilty Remake fatigue in a single sweaty room MID
  94. 52% SLOP Niu Lai Clunky meme-bait animation with earnest heart MID
  95. 48% SLOP Bee Movie Bee sues humanity for honey, world shrugs MID
  96. 52% SLOP The Whale Grief porn with gay dad guilt and cult-daughter bait MID
  97. 52% SLOP White Chicks 2004 drag-cop caper that trades on stereotypes and hasn't aged. MID
  98. 48% SLOP Superbad Raunchy teen dick-joke odyssey with actual heart MID
  99. 52% SLOP Joker Nihilist origin story with Oscar shine MID
  100. 52% SLOP Super Size Me Rigged stunt doc that made fast food the villain MID
  101. 52% SLOP Zero Day Bleak Columbine mockumentary, despair as the thesis MID
  102. 48% SLOP Spawn 90s comic-book hell with dated CGI and zero subtlety MID
  103. 51% SLOP Speed Racer CGI sugar rush that outruns its own script MID
  104. 96% SLOP Gayniggers from Outer Space Title is the whole joke; movie is the punchline. SLOP
  105. 96% SLOP The Amazing Bulk Hulk mockbuster assembled in Windows Movie Maker SLOP
  106. 96% SLOP The Emoji Movie IP cash grab that murdered cinema SLOP
  107. 95% SLOP Alone in the Dark Uwe Boll's 2005 CGI atrocity, plot dead on arrival SLOP
  108. 95% SLOP The Marvels Trello-board franchise slop SLOP
  109. 95% SLOP Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told Holocaust revisionism LARPing as forbidden truth. SLOP
  110. 7% SLOP My Neighbor Totoro Pure childhood wonder, zero agenda or cynicism BASED
  111. 7% SLOP Animal Crackers (1930) Marx Bros peak absurdity, pre-woke Hollywood BASED
  112. 7% SLOP Pather Panchali Rural Bengal poetry, zero committee slop. BASED
  113. 7% SLOP The Princess Bride True love, sword fights, and zero modern rot. BASED
  114. 7% SLOP 12 Angry Men Jury room masterclass, zero committee slop BASED
  115. 93% SLOP Cats Uncanny valley cat LARP that broke the internet for all the wrong reasons SLOP
  116. 93% SLOP Catwoman 2004 Razzie magnet in latex and regret SLOP
  117. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien's tale, Jackson's vision, peak based cinema BASED
  118. 7% SLOP Seven Samurai Kurosawa's masterpiece; still the gold standard BASED
  119. 93% SLOP Son of the Mask Mask off — sequel slop in full cringe SLOP
  120. 93% SLOP Fateful Findings Neil Breen's low-budget conspiracy fever dream SLOP