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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 31% SLOP It Solid 80s horror remake with practical clown terror BASED
  2. 15% SLOP Fight Club Tyler Durden would approve — consumerist slop gets the soap treatment BASED
  3. 9% SLOP Project Hail Mary Hard sci-fi that respects your brain and soul. BASED
  4. 8% SLOP 2001: A Space Odyssey Kubrick's monolith still humbles every CGI committee script BASED
  5. 11% SLOP Interstellar Nolan's dad-coded love letter to physics BASED
  6. 82% SLOP Lesbian Space Princess Queer space larp that turns straight white men into cartoon villains. SLOP
  7. 11% SLOP Oppenheimer 3-hour atomic reckoning with zero CGI, full moral weight BASED
  8. 29% SLOP Obsession De Palma's Hitchcock riff with southern gothic bite. BASED
  9. 64% SLOP Avatar: Fire and Ash Eywa worship, anti-human framing MID
  10. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings Last real cinema before the slop wave hit BASED
  11. 11% SLOP Star Wars Original still based, franchise later got ratio'd BASED
  12. 12% SLOP Peter Jackson Extended Editions Tolkien restored, every added minute justified BASED
  13. 14% SLOP Macross Plus Mecha dogfights, Yoko Kanno score, zero messaging BASED
  14. 38% SLOP Sinners Coogler flexes hard, occult LARP keeps it mid. MID
  15. 52% SLOP Oxygen Solid premise, mid-tier execution, forgettable twist. MID
  16. 7% SLOP The Shawshank Redemption Peak hopepunk prison drama, zero slop BASED
  17. 84% SLOP Barbie Mattel-funded gender-war sermon in pink packaging SLOP
  18. 19% SLOP Goon Hockey goons, zero lectures, pure enforcer energy. BASED
  19. 78% SLOP Transformers CGI explosions masking committee script SLOP
  20. 27% SLOP Superman Hopepunk reset done right, cape and all BASED
  21. 52% SLOP Godzilla (2014) Kaiju spectacle diluted by human drama filler MID
  22. 91% SLOP The Birth of a Nation KKK propaganda that poisoned cinema for decades SLOP
  23. 11% SLOP Senna Archival footage of a driver who lived and died at ten-tenths. BASED
  24. 89% SLOP Triumph of the Will Nazi rally LARP sold as documentary art SLOP
  25. 12% SLOP Whiplash Drums, blood, and zero tolerance for mediocrity. BASED
  26. 12% SLOP Finding Nemo Pixar peak: fish dad energy, zero committee slop BASED
  27. 13% SLOP Heat Mann's 1995 crime opus: practical heists, zero CGI, adult tension. BASED
  28. 14% SLOP Redline Over-the-top anime racing, zero committee slop BASED
  29. 14% SLOP Drive Neon noir, practical muscle, zero committee rot. BASED
  30. 14% SLOP The Terminator Practical effects, adult stakes, zero franchise slop. BASED
  31. 15% SLOP Batman Tim Burton gothic banger with practical bats and adult weight BASED
  32. 16% SLOP Death of Stalin Stalin croaks, the rats feast — pitch-black satire done right. BASED
  33. 16% SLOP The Searchers Wayne's mythic West, duty over sentiment BASED
  34. 16% SLOP The Batman Gritty detective noir, zero capeslop. BASED
  35. 17% SLOP The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford Slow-motion elegy for legend and betrayal BASED
  36. 18% SLOP Spider-Man Heroic everyman beats back degeneracy with webs. BASED
  37. 82% SLOP Jackass Self-harm circus sold as comedy SLOP
  38. 19% SLOP Mickey 17 Bong satire with actual adults in charge. BASED
  39. 19% SLOP The Matrix Red pill classic that still slaps BASED
  40. 22% SLOP Gamera Giant turtle kaiju: practical effects, zero CGI slop BASED
  41. 76% SLOP Brokeback Mountain Crafty tragedy celebrating affair over duty SLOP
  42. 28% SLOP Eyes Wide Shut Kubrick's final stare into marital temptation and masked elite rot BASED
  43. 31% SLOP Supergirl (2026) Gunn DCU revenge quest with grit and comic roots BASED
  44. 31% SLOP Pulp Fiction Tarantino's crime opus: sharp dialogue, stylish violence BASED
  45. 48% SLOP Bee Movie Bee sues humanity for honey, world shrugs MID
  46. 51% SLOP Speed Racer CGI sugar rush that outruns its own script MID
  47. 96% SLOP The Emoji Movie Committee cash grab that peaked in the trailer SLOP
  48. 8% SLOP The Empire Strikes Back Peak cinema before the committee rot BASED
  49. 8% SLOP Airplane! 1980 disaster parody that still slaps harder than most modern comedies BASED
  50. 8% SLOP Lawrence of Arabia Desert epic done right, no committee fingerprints. BASED
  51. 91% SLOP Cuties Sexualizes 11-year-olds then calls it art SLOP
  52. 89% SLOP Citizen Vigilante Uwe Boll's migrant-murder manifesto, zero craft, max controversy. SLOP
  53. 11% SLOP The Truman Show Media panopticon parable that still lands clean BASED
  54. 89% SLOP Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told Holocaust-denial cope in six-hour revisionist marathon SLOP
  55. 12% SLOP Your Name Body-swap romance with soul — fate, duty, zero degeneracy. BASED
  56. 12% SLOP The Princess Bride 80s fairy tale that still slaps BASED
  57. 12% SLOP Fargo Coens at peak, zero franchise rot BASED
  58. 12% SLOP The Grand Budapest Hotel Wes Anderson's love letter to vanished Europe. BASED
  59. 12% SLOP Lost in Translation Elegant study in quiet longing and Tokyo alienation BASED
  60. 12% SLOP Thief Mann's 1981 debut: ice-cold craft, zero committee rot. BASED
  61. 12% SLOP The Last Picture Show Texas elegy with real bones, zero sermon BASED
  62. 12% SLOP Léon: The Professional Hitman, girl, and plant form a family that works BASED
  63. 12% SLOP Children of Men Hope in the ruins, practical effects masterclass BASED
  64. 12% SLOP The Pianist Holocaust survival, zero agenda, pure craft BASED
  65. 12% SLOP Stalker Tarkovsky's slow philosophical gut punch, zero slop BASED
  66. 12% SLOP The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Spaghetti western peak, no committee in sight. BASED
  67. 12% SLOP Alien Practical xenomorph dread that aged like fine tallow BASED
  68. 12% SLOP The Dark Knight Nolan's peak, zero franchise slop. BASED
  69. 12% SLOP Aliens Ripley solos xenomorphs, practical effects still slap BASED
  70. 12% SLOP Inception Nolan's dream heist, one voice, zero committee slop. BASED
  71. 12% SLOP Being There Chance the gardener owns the elites without lifting a finger BASED
  72. 13% SLOP The End of Evangelion Apocalypse as therapy, zero committee slop BASED
  73. 13% SLOP The Thing (1982) Practical effects peak, paranoia done right. BASED
  74. 13% SLOP Barry Lyndon Kubrick's candlelit rise-and-fall, ambition taxed in full BASED
  75. 14% SLOP Escanaba in da Moonlight Yooper deer camp classic, zero modern rot BASED
  76. 14% SLOP Kara no Kyoukai Atmospheric murder-mystery anime, Nasu at peak craft BASED
  77. 14% SLOP Die Hard 80s action peak, terrorists get ventilated BASED
  78. 14% SLOP Remember the Titans Integration, grit, and zero modern lectures BASED
  79. 14% SLOP Shin Ultraman Kaiju homage done right, source respected. BASED
  80. 14% SLOP Warrior Brotherhood, fists, and zero franchise rot. BASED
  81. 14% SLOP Room Service (1938) Marx bros hotel chaos, zero modern rot BASED
  82. 14% SLOP Inside Out Pixar original that honors family and growing up BASED
  83. 14% SLOP Ben-Hur 1959 epic that still slaps, no notes BASED
  84. 14% SLOP Goodfellas Scorsese's mafia epic still slaps harder than most new releases BASED
  85. 84% SLOP The Mummy 2017 CGI reboot that buried the franchise SLOP
  86. 16% SLOP The Shining Kubrick's frozen nightmare, practical dread done right. BASED
  87. 17% SLOP The Blair Witch Project Found-footage horror that actually worked BASED
  88. 17% SLOP The Big Short Wall Street autopsy with laughs, zero ideology. BASED
  89. 17% SLOP Isle of Dogs Wes Anderson's stop-motion dog rebellion BASED
  90. 17% SLOP Prisoners Kidnapping nightmare, zero moral cop-outs. BASED
  91. 18% SLOP Spider-Man: Brand New Day Peter grows up without multiverse hand-waving BASED
  92. 18% SLOP Tenet Time-bending opus, practical stunts only BASED
  93. 18% SLOP Reservoir Dogs Tarantino's debut: betrayal, blood, and zero apologies. BASED
  94. 82% SLOP Spider-Man: Lotus Drama-soaked fan film that insults the character it claims to honor SLOP
  95. 18% SLOP Idiocracy Dumbest timeline prediction that still stings BASED
  96. 18% SLOP Cars Wholesome Pixar original with zero agenda BASED
  97. 18% SLOP Iron Man RDJ carries the MCU origin story on his back BASED
  98. 18% SLOP Blazing Saddles Mel Brooks at peak irreverence, still holds up BASED
  99. 18% SLOP Dominik Hašek: Always the Goalie Communist escape via pads and glory. BASED
  100. 19% SLOP Nosferatu Eggers gothic dread, vampire done right BASED
  101. 19% SLOP Evil Dead Raimi practical gore, zero franchise rot. BASED
  102. 19% SLOP Nightcrawler Cynical media satire with teeth and zero mercy BASED
  103. 81% SLOP The First Temptation of Christ Gay Jesus + devil boyfriend satire, faith as punchline SLOP
  104. 19% SLOP Enchanted Wholesome Disney rom-com that still loves fairy tales BASED
  105. 19% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam 00: Awakening of the Trailblazer Gundam 00 finale that sticks the landing on duty and contact. BASED
  106. 19% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Freedom Mecha payoff with duty, friendship, and zero franchise rot BASED
  107. 19% SLOP Taxi Driver 70s NYC descent into madness, still unmatched BASED
  108. 21% SLOP The Super Mario Bros. Movie Plumbers, princess, pure game energy — no lectures BASED
  109. 79% SLOP Birdemic CGI birds vs wooden acting — nature wins ugly SLOP
  110. 22% SLOP Nuremberg Psychiatrist vs. Göring, evil gets the weight it deserves BASED
  111. 78% SLOP Pan CGI-heavy prequel that guts the myth for spectacle SLOP
  112. 22% SLOP AZEROY Experimental internet mind-screw, single auteur voice intact BASED
  113. 22% SLOP Barbie: Princess Charm School Wholesome princess training, zero degeneracy BASED
  114. 22% SLOP The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act Indie web series finale hits theaters with meta bite intact. BASED
  115. 22% SLOP Polytechnique Stark docudrama of real atrocity, zero spectacle BASED
  116. 78% SLOP Duck! The Carbine High Massacre School-shooting black comedy 6 months after Columbine. Edge lord slop. SLOP
  117. 24% SLOP The Simpsons Movie Yellow family vs evil dome, satire still sharp. BASED
  118. 24% SLOP Civil War Original war thriller, practical grit over messaging. BASED
  119. 24% SLOP Spider-Man: No Way Home Multiverse fan-service executed with heart and stakes. BASED
  120. 76% SLOP Ghost in the Shell (2017) Whitewashed cyberpunk with committee script SLOP