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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 7% SLOP The Princess Bride True love, sword fights, and zero modern rot. BASED
  2. 7% SLOP 12 Angry Men Jury room masterclass, zero committee slop BASED
  3. 93% SLOP Cats Uncanny valley cat LARP that broke the internet for all the wrong reasons SLOP
  4. 93% SLOP Catwoman 2004 Razzie magnet in latex and regret SLOP
  5. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien's tale, Jackson's vision, peak based cinema BASED
  6. 7% SLOP Seven Samurai Kurosawa's masterpiece; still the gold standard BASED
  7. 93% SLOP Son of the Mask Mask off — sequel slop in full cringe SLOP
  8. 93% SLOP Fateful Findings Neil Breen's low-budget conspiracy fever dream SLOP
  9. 7% SLOP Spirited Away Miyazaki's hand-drawn masterpiece, civilization intact BASED
  10. 7% SLOP Ikiru Kurosawa's quiet gut-punch on meaning before the void wins BASED
  11. 8% SLOP 8½ Fellini's meta masterpiece still slaps. BASED
  12. 8% SLOP Aparajito Apu trilogy peak, zero modern rot. BASED
  13. 8% SLOP The Hidden Fortress Kurosawa blueprint for Lucas, zero committee rot BASED
  14. 8% SLOP Princess Mononoke Miyazaki's hand-drawn epic, nature with bite BASED
  15. 8% SLOP North by Northwest Hitchcock at full power, zero committee rot BASED
  16. 8% SLOP Dunkirk Real boats, real fear, real war — cinema. BASED
  17. 92% SLOP War of the Worlds (2025) Product placement apocalypse, zero soul. SLOP
  18. 8% SLOP Monty Python and the Holy Grail Holy Grail of British absurdity, zero committee slop. BASED
  19. 8% SLOP Rocky II Underdog fire, family and grit, zero modern rot BASED
  20. 8% SLOP Enter the Dragon Bruce Lee at peak, zero CGI, pure martial honor. BASED
  21. 8% SLOP Blade Runner Final Cut Neo-noir perfection, humanity on trial BASED
  22. 92% SLOP August Underground Mordum Gore checklist passed off as cinema SLOP
  23. 92% SLOP August Underground Snuff cosplay sold as art; gore is the product SLOP
  24. 92% SLOP Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom Fascist torture porn masquerading as cinema SLOP
  25. 92% SLOP Dragonball Evolution Live-action Dragon Ball, executed on sight SLOP
  26. 8% SLOP Casablanca Timeless duty, romance, and anti-fascist grit BASED
  27. 8% SLOP Lawrence of Arabia Desert epic, single author voice, zero slop BASED
  28. 8% SLOP Citizen Kane The original based flex — cinema's blueprint BASED
  29. 8% SLOP It's a Wonderful Life Peak based cinema, the holiday standard BASED
  30. 91% SLOP Batman and Robin Nipple suits and ice puns: 90s franchise rock bottom SLOP
  31. 9% SLOP Once Upon a Time in the West Leone's masterpiece of dust, revenge, and dying frontiers. BASED
  32. 9% SLOP Raiders of the Lost Ark Practical effects peak, zero CGI committee rot. BASED
  33. 91% SLOP The Birth of a Nation KKK propaganda that poisoned cinema for decades SLOP
  34. 91% SLOP Gay Niggers from Outer Space 1992 Danish shock slop that earns every letter of the title SLOP
  35. 9% SLOP Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope Hero's journey before the slop ruined the franchise BASED
  36. 9% SLOP The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien preserved, Jackson delivered — cinema. BASED
  37. 11% SLOP Before Sunrise Adults talking like adults in one perfect night BASED
  38. 11% SLOP Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Peak pulp adventure, zero modern rot. BASED
  39. 11% SLOP The Great Piggy Bank Robbery 1946 Daffy noir that still slaps harder than 90% of modern animation BASED
  40. 11% SLOP Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Miyazaki's pacifist eco-epic done right — duty over despair BASED
  41. 11% SLOP The Goonies 80s kid adventure done right, zero slop. BASED
  42. 89% SLOP Morbius Sony vampire tax write-off in capes SLOP
  43. 11% SLOP The Great Dictator Chaplin slaps fascism with a fake mustache and wins BASED
  44. 11% SLOP Safety Last (1923) Clock-hanging classic, modern stunt slop exposed BASED
  45. 89% SLOP Pink Flamingos Dog shit as art, degeneracy as thesis. SLOP
  46. 11% SLOP Ponyo Ghibli sea magic, zero slop BASED
  47. 89% SLOP Red to Kill Category III rape-revenge slop that mistakes depravity for depth. SLOP
  48. 11% SLOP E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Heart, wonder, and zero modern degeneracy. BASED
  49. 89% SLOP Marmaduke CGI dog slop that treats kids like NPCs SLOP
  50. 11% SLOP Yojimbo Kurosawa's lone-wolf masterpiece, zero committee notes BASED
  51. 11% SLOP Monsters, Inc. Pixar at peak before the committee era BASED
  52. 12% SLOP King of Kong Arcade obsession captured raw, zero slop. BASED
  53. 12% SLOP Fiddler on the Roof Tradition! Faith, family, duty against the Cossacks. BASED
  54. 12% SLOP Dazed and Confused 70s Texas last-day slacker classic, zero modern rot BASED
  55. 12% SLOP The Pursuit of Happyness Grit, fatherhood, and the American dream without sermons. BASED
  56. 12% SLOP Boyz n the Hood Single voice, real streets, fatherhood over gangs. BASED
  57. 12% SLOP The Grand Budapest Hotel Wes Anderson's love letter to vanished Europe. BASED
  58. 12% SLOP Shoplifters Found family done right, zero degeneracy BASED
  59. 12% SLOP The Nightmare Before Christmas Stop-motion classic, zero agenda detected. BASED
  60. 12% SLOP Close Encounters of the Third Kind 70s wonder peak, zero modern slop BASED
  61. 12% SLOP A Silent Voice Redemption arc done right, zero identity politics. BASED
  62. 12% SLOP Amarcord Fellini's fever dream of youth and fascism, zero committee rot BASED
  63. 12% SLOP The Holdovers Heart, craft, zero agenda — rare adult film BASED
  64. 12% SLOP Paprika (2006) Dream heist before Nolan made it mainstream. BASED
  65. 12% SLOP Patlabor 2: The Movie Oshii's cyberpunk treatise on duty and state power BASED
  66. 12% SLOP Blade Runner Cyberpunk classic that still slaps harder than modern committee slop. BASED
  67. 12% SLOP Horse Feathers Marx Bros peak absurdity, zero modern rot. BASED
  68. 12% SLOP Duck Soup Marx Bros. torch war, dictators, and solemnity BASED
  69. 12% SLOP Young Frankenstein Mel Brooks peak, practical gags still hit BASED
  70. 12% SLOP Baraka Wordless world tour that slaps harder than most dialogue BASED
  71. 12% SLOP The Incredibles Heroic family, zero nanny-state worship. BASED
  72. 88% SLOP Troll 2 Italian fever dream of plot holes and wooden acting SLOP
  73. 12% SLOP Duel Road rage before it was cool, pure tension BASED
  74. 12% SLOP Phantom Thread Obsessive tailor romance, zero modern rot BASED
  75. 12% SLOP Clueless 90s teen rom-com that still slaps BASED
  76. 12% SLOP Zodiac Fincher's grim obsession masterclass, zero slop. BASED
  77. 12% SLOP Spider-Man (2002) Heroic origin story with zero modern rot BASED
  78. 12% SLOP The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Frontier myth, zero modern rot BASED
  79. 12% SLOP Your Name Body-swap romance with soul — fate, duty, zero degeneracy. BASED
  80. 12% SLOP Ip Man Wing chun masterclass, zero modern rot BASED
  81. 12% SLOP Matilda (1996) Wholesome kid rebellion against adult tyranny BASED
  82. 12% SLOP The Prestige Obsession, sacrifice, and Nolan doing his job BASED
  83. 12% SLOP Fantastic Mr. Fox Stop-motion gold, family duty with teeth BASED
  84. 12% SLOP Kubo and the Two Strings Stop-motion folklore masterclass, zero slop. BASED
  85. 12% SLOP Mad Max: Fury Road Practical effects epic that actually delivers. BASED
  86. 12% SLOP Blade Runner 2049 Visceral sequel that treats viewers like adults BASED
  87. 12% SLOP Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Dahl's dark whimsy, zero modern rot BASED
  88. 12% SLOP Harakiri (1962) Samurai honor exposed as hollow theater. BASED
  89. 88% SLOP Gummo Cat-killing Ohio nihilism as 'art' SLOP
  90. 88% SLOP Avengers: Doomsday MCU committee slop with RDJ Doom cosplay SLOP
  91. 12% SLOP One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Nicholson shatters the ward, ward shatters him — peak rebellion BASED
  92. 12% SLOP Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Animation masterclass, story with actual stakes. BASED
  93. 88% SLOP The Cat in the Hat Mike Myers fever dream that murdered childhood SLOP
  94. 12% SLOP Pumping Iron Discipline captured before the governor era BASED
  95. 12% SLOP The Empire Strikes Back Original trilogy peak, mythic craft without committee rot. BASED
  96. 12% SLOP The Silence of the Lambs 90s psychological horror that respects adults. BASED
  97. 12% SLOP Howl's Moving Castle Miyazaki masterpiece, zero slop, pure wonder. BASED
  98. 12% SLOP The Last Picture Show 1971 Texas elegy with real teeth, zero committee rot BASED
  99. 12% SLOP Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Visual revolution, story with actual soul. BASED
  100. 12% SLOP Der Untergang Bunker realism, zero LARP, pure historical receipts. BASED
  101. 12% SLOP The Iron Giant Boy + robot + anti-war soul, zero slop BASED
  102. 12% SLOP Ghostbusters Practical effects, duty, and zero committee rot BASED
  103. 12% SLOP Monster (2022) Kore-eda masterpiece on truth, kids, and quiet devastation BASED
  104. 12% SLOP First Blood Lone-wolf vet rage, pre-franchise purity BASED
  105. 12% SLOP Godzilla (1954) Rubber suit, real nuclear dread — classic done right BASED
  106. 12% SLOP Persona Bergman silence hits harder than most dialogue. BASED
  107. 12% SLOP Eraserhead Lynch's industrial nightmare debut — pure auteur dread. BASED
  108. 12% SLOP Punch-Drunk Love Sandler's meltdown as auteur cinema, PTA peak tenderness. BASED
  109. 12% SLOP Rocky Underdog grit that still slaps — zero CGI, all heart. BASED
  110. 12% SLOP Raging Bull Scorsese's black-and-white gut punch on manhood and self-destruction BASED
  111. 12% SLOP Ghost in the Shell (1995) Cyberpunk classic that still questions reality better than most BASED
  112. 12% SLOP Thief Mann's 1981 debut: ice-cold craft, zero committee rot. BASED
  113. 12% SLOP There Will Be Blood PTA oil baron epic, zero franchise rot BASED
  114. 12% SLOP Alexander Nevsky 1938 Eisenstein banger: ice, swords, Prokofiev score. BASED
  115. 12% SLOP The Wizard of Oz Classic family adventure, zero modern rot. BASED
  116. 12% SLOP Casino Royale Bond reborn gritty and adult, zero committee rot. BASED
  117. 12% SLOP Primer Cerebral time-travel puzzle, single-auteur brainfood BASED
  118. 12% SLOP La Vita è Bella WWII fatherhood masterclass, hope over horror BASED
  119. 12% SLOP Good Will Hunting Bros wrote it, bros starred, therapy actually lands. BASED
  120. 12% SLOP Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Kaufman script that picks messy memory over clean erasure BASED