← Scanner SLOP DETECTOR 3000

r/movies

Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 22% SLOP AZEROY Experimental internet mind-screw, single auteur voice intact BASED
  2. 22% SLOP Barbie: Princess Charm School Wholesome princess training, zero degeneracy BASED
  3. 22% SLOP The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act Indie web series finale hits theaters with meta bite intact. BASED
  4. 22% SLOP Polytechnique Stark docudrama of real atrocity, zero spectacle BASED
  5. 78% SLOP Duck! The Carbine High Massacre School-shooting black comedy 6 months after Columbine. Edge lord slop. SLOP
  6. 24% SLOP The Simpsons Movie Yellow family vs evil dome, satire still sharp. BASED
  7. 24% SLOP Civil War Original war thriller, practical grit over messaging. BASED
  8. 24% SLOP Spider-Man: No Way Home Multiverse fan-service executed with heart and stakes. BASED
  9. 76% SLOP Ghost in the Shell (2017) Whitewashed cyberpunk with committee script SLOP
  10. 24% SLOP The Lighthouse Madness, masculinity, seagulls, zero CGI BASED
  11. 24% SLOP Kung Fu Panda 3 Panda family duty beats CGI franchise filler BASED
  12. 24% SLOP KPop Demon Hunters K-pop idols hunt demons, zero agenda rot BASED
  13. 24% SLOP Iron Lung Markiplier's blood-ocean sub horror nails the game vibe. BASED
  14. 24% SLOP Ex Machina Auteured AI escape thriller, men outsmarted by code BASED
  15. 25% SLOP Air Force One Harrison Ford punches terrorists for America BASED
  16. 74% SLOP The Last Hangover Biblical Hangover spoof that mocks the faith for laughs SLOP
  17. 72% SLOP Regue Chicken Reggaeton chicken romance that never took flight SLOP
  18. 71% SLOP Me Before You Rom-com that sells assisted suicide as romance SLOP
  19. 29% SLOP No Country for Old Men Coens deliver grim craft; nihilism eats the soul BASED
  20. 29% SLOP We Need to Talk About Kevin Bleak motherhood autopsy, violence as consequence BASED
  21. 31% SLOP The VelociPastor Dinosaur priest slaughters sin with claws BASED
  22. 31% SLOP A Minecraft Movie Blocky family romp, zero cultural rot BASED
  23. 68% SLOP Killer Bean Forever One-man bean assassin meme with potato CGI. SLOP
  24. 32% SLOP Longlegs Atmospheric horror that respects the darkness BASED
  25. 67% SLOP Wicked: For Good Moral inversion thesis, Oz reimagined as lecture hall SLOP
  26. 64% SLOP Captain America: Brave New World MCU formula with faithful Sam Wilson Cap MID
  27. 62% SLOP Avatar Eywa-worshipping anti-human CGI sermon MID
  28. 61% SLOP Evil Bong Stoner schlock that mistakes bong possession for plot MID
  29. 61% SLOP Hulk (2003) Auteur swing that lands like wet gamma waste. MID
  30. 61% SLOP Lords of Chaos Stylized black-metal gore tourism with zero moral weight MID
  31. 41% SLOP Casino Scorsese mob saga: suits sharp, souls not MID
  32. 41% SLOP Masters of the Universe (2026) Franchise revival with sword-swinging duty but committee fingerprints MID
  33. 58% SLOP Inglourious Basterds Revenge spectacle, violence as the draw MID
  34. 58% SLOP The Housemaid Erotic thriller slop with secrets and Sweeney. MID
  35. 58% SLOP Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth Gore spectacle sequel with franchise rot MID
  36. 47% SLOP Angry Birds Game IP cash grab that coasts on bird puns MID
  37. 47% SLOP The Guilty Remake fatigue in a single sweaty room MID
  38. 52% SLOP 1954 Animated Animal Farm Orwell's bleak ending got the CIA rewrite treatment MID
  39. 52% SLOP The Core 2003 CGI disaster cheese with zero science MID
  40. 52% SLOP Niu Lai Clunky meme-bait animation with earnest heart MID
  41. 52% SLOP The Whale Grief porn with gay dad guilt and cult-daughter bait MID
  42. 52% SLOP White Chicks 2004 drag-cop caper that trades on stereotypes and hasn't aged. MID
  43. 48% SLOP Superbad Raunchy teen dick-joke odyssey with actual heart MID
  44. 52% SLOP Joker Nihilist origin story with Oscar shine MID
  45. 52% SLOP Super Size Me Rigged stunt doc that made fast food the villain MID
  46. 52% SLOP Zero Day Bleak Columbine mockumentary, despair as the thesis MID
  47. 48% SLOP Spawn 90s comic-book hell with dated CGI and zero subtlety MID
  48. 51% SLOP Verity Unreleased Colleen Hoover adaptation — provisional only MID
  49. 98% SLOP Madame Web Unwatchable but legendary franchise nadir SLOP
  50. 98% SLOP The Eternal Jew Nazi agitprop masquerading as documentary SLOP
  51. 94% SLOP Europa: The Last Battle Antisemitic conspiracy slop masquerading as documentary SLOP
  52. 96% SLOP Dragon Ball Evolution Live-action betrayal of Toriyama's masterpiece SLOP
  53. 96% SLOP Gayniggers from Outer Space Title is the whole joke; movie is the punchline. SLOP
  54. 96% SLOP The Amazing Bulk Hulk mockbuster assembled in Windows Movie Maker SLOP
  55. 95% SLOP Alone in the Dark Uwe Boll's 2005 CGI atrocity, plot dead on arrival SLOP
  56. 95% SLOP The Marvels Trello-board franchise slop SLOP
  57. 95% SLOP Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told Holocaust revisionism LARPing as forbidden truth. SLOP
  58. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Tolkien's epic, zero modern committee rot BASED
  59. 7% SLOP Monty Python and the Holy Grail Coconuts, knights, and zero modern slop BASED
  60. 93% SLOP Disaster Movie 2008 parody nadir, zero jokes, maximum dated references SLOP
  61. 7% SLOP Singin' in the Rain Gene Kelly tap-dances joy straight into your soul BASED
  62. 7% SLOP Back to the Future 80s adventure peak, zero committee rot. BASED
  63. 7% SLOP Alien (1979) Chestburster practical effects, zero committee slop. BASED
  64. 7% SLOP My Neighbor Totoro Pure childhood wonder, zero agenda or cynicism BASED
  65. 7% SLOP Animal Crackers (1930) Marx Bros peak absurdity, pre-woke Hollywood BASED
  66. 7% SLOP Pather Panchali Rural Bengal poetry, zero committee slop. BASED
  67. 7% SLOP 12 Angry Men Jury room masterclass, zero committee slop BASED
  68. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings Tolkien's legendarium, Jackson's craft, zero committee rot. BASED
  69. 93% SLOP Cats Uncanny valley cat LARP that broke the internet for all the wrong reasons SLOP
  70. 93% SLOP Catwoman 2004 Razzie magnet in latex and regret SLOP
  71. 7% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien's tale, Jackson's vision, peak based cinema BASED
  72. 7% SLOP Seven Samurai Kurosawa's masterpiece; still the gold standard BASED
  73. 93% SLOP Son of the Mask Mask off — sequel slop in full cringe SLOP
  74. 93% SLOP Fateful Findings Neil Breen's low-budget conspiracy fever dream SLOP
  75. 7% SLOP Spirited Away Miyazaki's hand-drawn masterpiece, civilization intact BASED
  76. 7% SLOP Ikiru Kurosawa's quiet gut-punch on meaning before the void wins BASED
  77. 9% SLOP Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope Hero's journey before the slop ruined the franchise BASED
  78. 92% SLOP Vomit Gore Trilogy Vomit-soaked satanic snuff reel masquerading as horror SLOP
  79. 8% SLOP The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Spaghetti western apex, zero committee rot. BASED
  80. 8% SLOP The Shop Around the Corner Pre-war courtship that still slaps BASED
  81. 8% SLOP 2001: A Space Odyssey Kubrick's monolith still shames franchise slop BASED
  82. 8% SLOP Bicycle Thieves Neorealist peak, family duty with teeth. BASED
  83. 8% SLOP The Wrong Trousers Stop-motion peak, zero modern rot. BASED
  84. 8% SLOP The Seventh Seal Knight plays chess with Death; faith holds the line. BASED
  85. 8% SLOP Wildwood Laika stop-motion epic, zero CGI slop. BASED
  86. 8% SLOP Porco Rosso Flying pig ace, peak Ghibli, zero degeneracy. BASED
  87. 8% SLOP Hot Fuzz Cop parody that actually respects the badge. BASED
  88. 8% SLOP Project A Jackie Chan slaps colonialism and wins BASED
  89. 8% SLOP Return of the Jedi Empire crumbles, hope endures, practical effects carry the day BASED
  90. 92% SLOP Saturday's Hunter Antisemitic conspiracy slop masquerading as drama SLOP
  91. 92% SLOP War of the Worlds (2025) Screenlife slop where Amazon ads invade harder than the Martians. SLOP
  92. 8% SLOP 8½ Fellini's meta masterpiece still slaps. BASED
  93. 8% SLOP Aparajito Apu trilogy peak, zero modern rot. BASED
  94. 8% SLOP The Hidden Fortress Kurosawa blueprint for Lucas, zero committee rot BASED
  95. 8% SLOP North by Northwest Hitchcock at full power, zero committee rot BASED
  96. 8% SLOP Dunkirk Real boats, real fear, real war — cinema. BASED
  97. 8% SLOP Rocky II Underdog fire, family and grit, zero modern rot BASED
  98. 8% SLOP Enter the Dragon Bruce Lee at peak, zero CGI, pure martial honor. BASED
  99. 8% SLOP Blade Runner Final Cut Neo-noir perfection, humanity on trial BASED
  100. 92% SLOP August Underground Mordum Gore checklist passed off as cinema SLOP
  101. 92% SLOP August Underground Snuff cosplay sold as art; gore is the product SLOP
  102. 92% SLOP Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom Fascist torture porn masquerading as cinema SLOP
  103. 92% SLOP Dragonball Evolution Live-action Dragon Ball, executed on sight SLOP
  104. 8% SLOP Casablanca Timeless duty, romance, and anti-fascist grit BASED
  105. 8% SLOP Citizen Kane The original based flex — cinema's blueprint BASED
  106. 8% SLOP It's a Wonderful Life Peak based cinema, the holiday standard BASED
  107. 8% SLOP Schindler's List Holocaust heroism that still hits like a freight train BASED
  108. 9% SLOP The Godfather Mafia epic that still honors family and craft BASED
  109. 91% SLOP The Human Centipede Surgical body horror that exists only to make you vomit SLOP
  110. 9% SLOP Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Wuxia poetry, duty and wire-work done right BASED
  111. 91% SLOP Battlefield Earth Hubbard fanfic executed like a bad sci-fi fever dream SLOP
  112. 91% SLOP Lolita Sexualizing a child as the entire thesis SLOP
  113. 9% SLOP Safety Last Clock-climbing chaos, zero CGI cowardice BASED
  114. 91% SLOP Batman and Robin Nipple suits and ice puns: 90s franchise rock bottom SLOP
  115. 9% SLOP Once Upon a Time in the West Leone's masterpiece of dust, revenge, and dying frontiers. BASED
  116. 9% SLOP Raiders of the Lost Ark Practical effects peak, zero CGI committee rot. BASED
  117. 91% SLOP Gay Niggers from Outer Space 1992 Danish shock slop that earns every letter of the title SLOP
  118. 9% SLOP The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien preserved, Jackson delivered — cinema. BASED
  119. 89% SLOP The Human Centipede (First Sequence) Gore as product, zero point beyond the ick SLOP
  120. 89% SLOP Cannibal Holocaust Real animal snuff wrapped in human torture porn SLOP