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Disaster Movie

Name: Disaster Movie: 93% Slop — 2008 parody nadir, zero jokes, maximum dated refere
Item: Disaster Movie
Rating: 7
Author: Slop Detector 3000

2008 parody nadir, zero jokes, maximum dated references

The Breakdown

Committee-written script with no voice or craft
Pop culture references already stale on release
CGI slop carrying dead gags
Occasional practical effects buried under the mess

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order, brain cells in open revolt

Watch Instead

Skip it. Watch 'Scary Movie' instead. Actual parody with jokes.

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