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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 91% SLOP Batman and Robin Nipple suits and ice puns: 90s franchise rock bottom SLOP
  2. 9% SLOP Once Upon a Time in the West Leone's masterpiece of dust, revenge, and dying frontiers. BASED
  3. 9% SLOP Raiders of the Lost Ark Practical effects peak, zero CGI committee rot. BASED
  4. 91% SLOP GayNiggers from Outer Space Degeneracy as the entire plot, title included. SLOP
  5. 91% SLOP Gay Niggers from Outer Space 1992 Danish shock slop that earns every letter of the title SLOP
  6. 9% SLOP Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope Hero's journey before the slop ruined the franchise BASED
  7. 9% SLOP The Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien preserved, Jackson delivered — cinema. BASED
  8. 89% SLOP The Human Centipede (First Sequence) Gore as product, zero point beyond the ick SLOP
  9. 89% SLOP Cannibal Holocaust Real animal snuff wrapped in human torture porn SLOP
  10. 11% SLOP Napoleon (1927) Silent epic that still slaps in 4K BASED
  11. 11% SLOP A Close Shave Stop-motion sheep heist, zero modern rot BASED
  12. 11% SLOP The Maltese Falcon 1941 noir that still slaps harder than most modern scripts BASED
  13. 11% SLOP The Gospel of John Word-for-word Gospel, zero Hollywood rot. BASED
  14. 11% SLOP Star Wars (1977) Space opera before the committee got its hands on it. BASED
  15. 11% SLOP The Sound of Music Nuns, Nazis, family duty — cinema before the rot BASED
  16. 11% SLOP The Last Waltz scorsese's concert masterpiece, zero committee rot BASED
  17. 11% SLOP Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Stop-motion gold, zero degeneracy BASED
  18. 11% SLOP Free Solo Bare-handed El Cap send, zero CGI crutches BASED
  19. 11% SLOP Paddington 2 Wholesome bear cinema, zero slop detected BASED
  20. 11% SLOP Potop 4-hour Polish epic on duty, war, and honor. BASED
  21. 89% SLOP Meet the Spartans 300 got mugged by the Scary Movie guys SLOP
  22. 11% SLOP This Is Spinal Tap Mockumentary perfection, zero ideology, endless rewatches BASED
  23. 11% SLOP Babe Wholesome pig farm heroism before the slop era BASED
  24. 11% SLOP Before Sunrise Adults talking like adults in one perfect night BASED
  25. 11% SLOP Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Peak pulp adventure, zero modern rot. BASED
  26. 11% SLOP The Great Piggy Bank Robbery 1946 Daffy noir that still slaps harder than 90% of modern animation BASED
  27. 11% SLOP Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Miyazaki's pacifist eco-epic done right — duty over despair BASED
  28. 89% SLOP Morbius Sony vampire tax write-off in capes SLOP
  29. 11% SLOP Safety Last (1923) Clock-hanging classic, modern stunt slop exposed BASED
  30. 89% SLOP Pink Flamingos Dog shit as art, degeneracy as thesis. SLOP
  31. 11% SLOP Ponyo Ghibli sea magic, zero slop BASED
  32. 89% SLOP Red to Kill Category III rape-revenge slop that mistakes depravity for depth. SLOP
  33. 11% SLOP E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Heart, wonder, and zero modern degeneracy. BASED
  34. 89% SLOP Marmaduke CGI dog slop that treats kids like NPCs SLOP
  35. 11% SLOP Yojimbo Kurosawa's lone-wolf masterpiece, zero committee notes BASED
  36. 11% SLOP Monsters, Inc. Pixar at peak before the committee era BASED
  37. 12% SLOP The Producers (1967) Mel Brooks peak: zero ideology, all chaos BASED
  38. 88% SLOP Max Steel Toy-line cash grab that died on arrival SLOP
  39. 12% SLOP Ratatouille Remy chases craft while committees sleep. BASED
  40. 12% SLOP Moon Sam Rockwell vs himself, no committee slop BASED
  41. 12% SLOP First Man Armstrong's quiet heroism, zero franchise rot BASED
  42. 12% SLOP Paddington Bear immigrant story done right, zero degeneracy BASED
  43. 12% SLOP The Devil and Daniel Webster 1941 folklore banger, devil gets ratio'd in court BASED
  44. 12% SLOP The Raid: Redemption Indonesian martial arts carnage with actual stakes BASED
  45. 12% SLOP The Two Towers Tolkien's epic, Jackson's triumph, zero modern rot BASED
  46. 12% SLOP Gattaca Eugenics ratio'd by sheer human will BASED
  47. 12% SLOP 1917 One-take WWI epic, duty and sacrifice done right BASED
  48. 12% SLOP The Endless Summer Surf doc that still rips, zero agenda. BASED
  49. 12% SLOP The Great Dictator Chaplin roasts Hitler with zero mercy BASED
  50. 12% SLOP The Outlaw Josey Wales Revenge western with moral weight and zero CGI slop BASED
  51. 12% SLOP The 39 Steps Hitchcock classic: tight spy craft, zero modern rot. BASED
  52. 12% SLOP The 400 Blows French New Wave apex — rebellion with soul. BASED
  53. 12% SLOP Modern Times Chaplin vs the machine — timeless based BASED
  54. 12% SLOP Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984) Orwell's nightmare, zero modern rot BASED
  55. 12% SLOP The Boy and the Heron Miyazaki's final flight, grief and duty intact. BASED
  56. 12% SLOP Chicken Run Stop-motion gold, freedom over tyranny. BASED
  57. 12% SLOP Army of Darkness Boomstick vs deadites, practical effects reign BASED
  58. 12% SLOP The Martian Science, potatoes, and zero ideology BASED
  59. 12% SLOP The Terminator Practical effects, duty, and zero franchise rot. BASED
  60. 12% SLOP RRR Bromance, bullets, and British getting bodied. BASED
  61. 12% SLOP Rudy Underdog grindset classic, zero slop BASED
  62. 12% SLOP Evil Dead II Raimi peak: practical gore, boomstick heroics, zero committee rot BASED
  63. 12% SLOP The Muppet Movie Kermit’s quest, pure joy, zero agenda. BASED
  64. 12% SLOP Kung Fury 80s synthwave fever dream executed perfectly BASED
  65. 12% SLOP The Secret of Kells Hand-drawn Irish faith vs darkness, zero slop BASED
  66. 12% SLOP A Bronx Tale Father, duty, and Bronx streets done right. BASED
  67. 12% SLOP Dirty Harry One man, one gun, zero tolerance for slop. BASED
  68. 12% SLOP Paths of Glory Kubrick's WWI gut-punch. War as bureaucratic evil. BASED
  69. 12% SLOP Jurassic Park (1993) Pre-CGI dino terror, zero modern messaging. BASED
  70. 12% SLOP The Blues Brothers Pure 80s chaos and gospel soul, zero rot. BASED
  71. 12% SLOP The Social Network Sorkin razor prose, Fincher frost, ambition autopsy BASED
  72. 12% SLOP Captain America: The First Avenger 1940s supersoldier who punches Nazis without apology or identity crisis BASED
  73. 12% SLOP Top Gun: Maverick Jet-fueled heroism without the lecture BASED
  74. 12% SLOP Rocky (1976) Underdog rises, duty over excuses, zero slop BASED
  75. 12% SLOP Speed Cubers Wholesome cube nerds chasing glory, zero degeneracy BASED
  76. 12% SLOP The Ten Commandments Moses, plagues, and unapologetic faith on celluloid BASED
  77. 12% SLOP A Few Good Men Courtroom fire, military honor, zero slop BASED
  78. 12% SLOP Sound of Freedom Child rescue mission, Hollywood's worst nightmare BASED
  79. 12% SLOP Before Sunset Dialogue that actually earns its runtime. BASED
  80. 12% SLOP Best in Show Mockumentary gold on dog-show lunacy BASED
  81. 12% SLOP Breaking Away 1979 underdog bike drama that still rides clean BASED
  82. 12% SLOP Icarus Truth bomb on state doping; whistleblower hero arc done right. BASED
  83. 12% SLOP Grave of the Fireflies War shown as soul-crushing horror, not spectacle. BASED
  84. 12% SLOP Before Trilogy Love, time, and zero committee notes. BASED
  85. 12% SLOP The Muppets Puppet magic, zero CGI slop BASED
  86. 12% SLOP Memories of Murder True-crime classic, zero modern rot. BASED
  87. 12% SLOP Groundhog Day Time loop as redemption arc, zero degeneracy BASED
  88. 12% SLOP Stand by Me Friendship, dead bodies, zero modern rot BASED
  89. 12% SLOP Rocky Balboa Old dog still has bite, zero modern nonsense. BASED
  90. 12% SLOP Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Hand-drawn fairy tale before the committees arrived. BASED
  91. 12% SLOP Shaun of the Dead Zombie rom-com masterpiece, friendship over apocalypse. BASED
  92. 12% SLOP Coco Pixar at its peak: family, tradition, no rot. BASED
  93. 12% SLOP Stop Making Sense Concert film that actually respects the music and the audience BASED
  94. 12% SLOP O Brother, Where Art Thou? Coens turn Homer into Depression-era bluegrass gold BASED
  95. 12% SLOP For a Few Dollars More Leone's gunslinger masterpiece, pure based frontier justice. BASED
  96. 12% SLOP The Castle of Cagliostro Hand-drawn Lupin heist gold, zero committee slop BASED
  97. 12% SLOP RoboCop (1987) Corporate satire with real teeth, practical gore, zero excuses. BASED
  98. 12% SLOP The Bourne Identity Practical stunts, tight script, zero modern slop. BASED
  99. 12% SLOP King of Kong Arcade obsession captured raw, zero slop. BASED
  100. 12% SLOP Fiddler on the Roof Tradition! Faith, family, duty against the Cossacks. BASED
  101. 12% SLOP Dazed and Confused 70s Texas last-day slacker classic, zero modern rot BASED
  102. 12% SLOP The Pursuit of Happyness Grit, fatherhood, and the American dream without sermons. BASED
  103. 12% SLOP Boyz n the Hood Single voice, real streets, fatherhood over gangs. BASED
  104. 12% SLOP Shoplifters Found family done right, zero degeneracy BASED
  105. 12% SLOP The Nightmare Before Christmas Stop-motion classic, zero agenda detected. BASED
  106. 12% SLOP Close Encounters of the Third Kind 70s wonder peak, zero modern slop BASED
  107. 12% SLOP Amarcord Fellini's fever dream of youth and fascism, zero committee rot BASED
  108. 12% SLOP The Holdovers Heart, craft, zero agenda — rare adult film BASED
  109. 12% SLOP Paprika (2006) Dream heist before Nolan made it mainstream. BASED
  110. 12% SLOP Patlabor 2: The Movie Oshii's cyberpunk treatise on duty and state power BASED
  111. 12% SLOP Blade Runner Cyberpunk classic that still slaps harder than modern committee slop. BASED
  112. 12% SLOP Horse Feathers Marx Bros peak absurdity, zero modern rot. BASED
  113. 12% SLOP Duck Soup Marx Bros. torch war, dictators, and solemnity BASED
  114. 12% SLOP Young Frankenstein Mel Brooks peak, practical gags still hit BASED
  115. 12% SLOP Baraka Wordless world tour that slaps harder than most dialogue BASED
  116. 12% SLOP The Incredibles Heroic family, zero nanny-state worship. BASED
  117. 88% SLOP Troll 2 Italian fever dream of plot holes and wooden acting SLOP
  118. 12% SLOP Duel Road rage before it was cool, pure tension BASED
  119. 12% SLOP Phantom Thread Obsessive tailor romance, zero modern rot BASED
  120. 12% SLOP Clueless 90s teen rom-com that still slaps BASED