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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 12% SLOP Primer Cerebral time-travel puzzle, single-auteur brainfood BASED
  2. 12% SLOP La Vita è Bella WWII fatherhood masterclass, hope over horror BASED
  3. 12% SLOP Good Will Hunting Bros wrote it, bros starred, therapy actually lands. BASED
  4. 12% SLOP Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Kaufman script that picks messy memory over clean erasure BASED
  5. 12% SLOP The Sandlot Baseball, boys, and the beast next door — peak 90s innocence BASED
  6. 12% SLOP Vertigo Hitchcock peak, obsession as pure cinema BASED
  7. 12% SLOP Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Peak naval cinema, zero modern rot BASED
  8. 12% SLOP Fantasia 1940 Disney anthology: classical music, hand-drawn soul, zero slop. BASED
  9. 12% SLOP The General Buster Keaton train heist perfection, zero committee rot. BASED
  10. 12% SLOP High and Low Kurosawa class-war kidnapping masterclass — zero slop BASED
  11. 12% SLOP Paris, Texas Arth arthouse road poem that still hits BASED
  12. 12% SLOP Dominik Hasek: Always the Goalie Communist grit origin story, zero modern slop. BASED
  13. 12% SLOP Koyaanisqatsi Time-lapse hymn to a dying world, zero CGI slop. BASED
  14. 12% SLOP Rear Window Hitchcock voyeur classic, still unmatched BASED
  15. 12% SLOP Ran Kurosawa's Lear — practical epic, zero slop BASED
  16. 12% SLOP Fargo Coens at peak, zero franchise rot BASED
  17. 12% SLOP Dr. Strangelove Nuclear satire that still detonates harder than modern slop BASED
  18. 12% SLOP Luca (2021) Pixar friendship summer — zero slop detected BASED
  19. 12% SLOP Toy Story 2 Pixar peak before the brand ate the art BASED
  20. 12% SLOP Goldfinger Connery-era Bond peak, zero modern rot BASED
  21. 12% SLOP Up Balloons lift the house; grief lifts the soul. BASED
  22. 12% SLOP Home Alone Wholesome 90s kid chaos that still holds up BASED
  23. 12% SLOP Parasite Class rage masterpiece — knives out, no lectures. BASED
  24. 12% SLOP Everything Everywhere All at Once Multiverse mayhem with actual soul — rare find. BASED
  25. 12% SLOP Toy Story pixar before the committee took over BASED
  26. 12% SLOP Batman Begins Nolan grounds Batman in fear, fire, and real stakes BASED
  27. 12% SLOP Perfect Blue Anime mindfuck masterpiece, still unmatched BASED
  28. 12% SLOP Akira Cyberpunk peak, still the blueprint. BASED
  29. 12% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Tolkien's crown jewel, hopepunk before the term existed BASED
  30. 12% SLOP Terminator 2: Judgment Day Practical effects god-tier, zero franchise rot. BASED
  31. 13% SLOP Raising Arizona Coen Bros baby heist, zero modern rot. BASED
  32. 13% SLOP Fail Safe Cold War dread executed without modern copium BASED
  33. 13% SLOP Kung Fu Hustle Stephen Chow's martial arts fever dream that lands every punch BASED
  34. 13% SLOP Arrival Linguistic time-loop masterpiece that trusts the audience BASED
  35. 13% SLOP Edge of Tomorrow Time-loop alien stomping, Cruise at peak competence BASED
  36. 13% SLOP Spider-Man 2 Raimi at his peak — duty, sacrifice, practical menace. BASED
  37. 13% SLOP Donnie Darko Time-loop cult classic with actual auteur DNA. BASED
  38. 13% SLOP The Haunting (1963) Hill House dread, zero modern horror slop BASED
  39. 13% SLOP Jaws Practical effects peak, shark still undefeated BASED
  40. 13% SLOP A Woman Under the Influence Cassavetes raw family autopsy — zero slop, maximum nerve. BASED
  41. 13% SLOP Gravity Zero-g survival masterclass, hope refuses to die BASED
  42. 13% SLOP Memento Non-linear noir that respects your brain. BASED
  43. 13% SLOP The Banshees of Inisherin Irish island bromance implosion — McDonagh cooked. BASED
  44. 13% SLOP Chungking Express Wong Kar-wai neon loneliness — peak 90s auteur romance BASED
  45. 13% SLOP WALL-E Trash-bot love story that actually earns the tears BASED
  46. 87% SLOP Megan Is Missing Torture porn dressed as missing-kid PSA SLOP
  47. 13% SLOP Ford v. Ferrari Gearhead gospel with zero CGI copium BASED
  48. 14% SLOP Ocean's Eleven Slick heist, zero ideology, pure craft BASED
  49. 14% SLOP Labyrinth Henson puppets and Bowie swagger, zero CGI slop BASED
  50. 14% SLOP Intouchables French bromance that actually delivers BASED
  51. 14% SLOP The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters arcade obsession documentary done right BASED
  52. 14% SLOP Droopy Deadpan dog slaps, zero CGI committee rot BASED
  53. 14% SLOP Dumb and Dumber Peak 90s stupidity executed perfectly BASED
  54. 14% SLOP Redline Over-the-top anime racing, zero committee slop BASED
  55. 14% SLOP Gamers: Dorkness Rising Pure geek love letter, zero agenda sludge BASED
  56. 14% SLOP Gladiator Honor, duty, and practical Rome — peak cinema BASED
  57. 14% SLOP The Boy and the Heron Ghibli swan song, grief and wonder intact BASED
  58. 14% SLOP The Deer Hunter War as soul-crushing weight, not stylish kill count BASED
  59. 14% SLOP Shin Ultraman Kaiju homage done right, source respected. BASED
  60. 14% SLOP Office Space Cubicle rebellion, zero corporate slop BASED
  61. 14% SLOP The Fugitive Wrong-man thriller done right, zero committee rot BASED
  62. 14% SLOP Chef Food truck redemption arc, zero agenda BASED
  63. 14% SLOP Big 80s body-swap charm, zero agenda BASED
  64. 14% SLOP The King of Kong Arcade obsession captured raw, no agenda BASED
  65. 14% SLOP Megazone 23 80s OVA cyberpunk that still hits BASED
  66. 14% SLOP Shin Godzilla Bureaucracy vs atomic lizard, Japan wins BASED
  67. 14% SLOP The Rocketeer Pulp heroism, jetpack, zero modern rot BASED
  68. 14% SLOP Patlabor: The Movie 1989 mecha cops vs virus, adult sci-fi done right BASED
  69. 14% SLOP Shaolin Soccer Kung fu footwork, zero committee slop. BASED
  70. 14% SLOP Go West (1940) Marx brothers derail the west, laughs eternal BASED
  71. 14% SLOP At the Circus (1939) Marx Brothers slapstick, zero lectures attached. BASED
  72. 14% SLOP The Cocoanuts Marx Bros. hotel havoc, pre-Code anarchy rules BASED
  73. 14% SLOP Monkey Business (1931) Marx bros stowaway mayhem, zero CGI needed BASED
  74. 14% SLOP A Night at the Opera Marx Bros peak chaos, stateroom rules BASED
  75. 14% SLOP A Day at the Races Marx Bros. horse-race lunacy, pre-woke comedy gold. BASED
  76. 14% SLOP Tremors Practical effects graboid classic, zero CGI slop BASED
  77. 14% SLOP Drive My Car Grief, fidelity, and zero ideology — real cinema BASED
  78. 14% SLOP Police Story Practical stunts, zero CGI crutches, peak Chan. BASED
  79. 14% SLOP Commando Arnold's one-liner war machine, zero ideology detected BASED
  80. 14% SLOP Nobody Mild dad turns assassin — family, duty, zero seed oils in the script BASED
  81. 14% SLOP The 39 Steps Hitchcock's spy classic still thrills BASED
  82. 14% SLOP Patton (1970) Biopic that respects the warrior without worship BASED
  83. 14% SLOP Friday South Central hood classic, zero agenda BASED
  84. 14% SLOP Juno Quirky 2007 indie with real heart and zero agenda BASED
  85. 14% SLOP The Irishman Scorsese mob regret, adult themes, zero degeneracy BASED
  86. 14% SLOP Dune: Part Two Practical effects epic, zero franchise rot BASED
  87. 14% SLOP Locke One man, one car, zero CGI, maximum duty BASED
  88. 14% SLOP Die Hard 80s action peak, terrorists get ventilated BASED
  89. 14% SLOP F1 Pitt redemption lap with real rubber and zero committee rot. BASED
  90. 14% SLOP The Lion King 1994 classic: duty, betrayal, redemption without the rot. BASED
  91. 14% SLOP Predator 80s testosterone in alien skin, zero committee rot BASED
  92. 14% SLOP Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989 body horror fever dream, one man and a drill press BASED
  93. 14% SLOP The Land Before Time Dino kids learn loss and loyalty before Disney rot BASED
  94. 86% SLOP Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Committee slop that strangled the saga SLOP
  95. 14% SLOP Happy Gilmore Hockey rage meets golf greens — grandma's house wins. BASED
  96. 14% SLOP An American Tail Mouse immigration epic, pre-woke heart intact BASED
  97. 14% SLOP Cabiria 1914 silent epic that still outclasses most modern franchise sludge BASED
  98. 14% SLOP Perfect Days (2023) Tokyo toilet cleaner finds zen in routine — cinema. BASED
  99. 14% SLOP The Big Lebowski The Dude abides — cult slacker cinema, zero committee rot. BASED
  100. 14% SLOP Cinderella 1950 Disney classic: duty, kindness, glass slipper payoff. BASED
  101. 14% SLOP What Is a Woman? Based doc; adult human female, full stop BASED
  102. 14% SLOP The Shining (1980) Kubrick's cabin-fever masterpiece, no notes. BASED
  103. 14% SLOP Toy Story 3 Pixar before the committee took over BASED
  104. 14% SLOP The Naked Gun Leslie Nielsen owns the room, plot owns nothing BASED
  105. 14% SLOP What's Eating Gilbert Grape Small-town duty done with heart, not hashtags BASED
  106. 14% SLOP The Hunt (2012) False accusation dread, zero slop, adult reckoning BASED
  107. 14% SLOP Conan the Barbarian Pulp heroism, zero modern rot. BASED
  108. 14% SLOP Napoleon Dynamite Idaho weirdos win, zero committee slop BASED
  109. 14% SLOP They Live Bubblegum-fueled red-pill classic that still bites. BASED
  110. 15% SLOP Million Dollar Baby Gritty boxing tragedy with adult moral weight. BASED
  111. 15% SLOP Cries and Whispers Bergman’s red-drenched deathbed masterpiece BASED
  112. 15% SLOP Infernal Affairs Hong Kong crime classic, betrayal with teeth BASED
  113. 15% SLOP The Fire Within: A Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft Herzog turns volcanic obsession into poetic requiem. BASED
  114. 15% SLOP Metropolis 1927 dystopian classic that still owns the genre BASED
  115. 15% SLOP A Fistful of Dollars Leone's lean anti-hero blueprint, zero committee rot. BASED
  116. 85% SLOP The Poughkeepsie Tapes Snuff-film cosplay marketed as horror. SLOP
  117. 15% SLOP Who Framed Roger Rabbit 80s animation-noir hybrid that still slaps BASED
  118. 15% SLOP Mad Max Road warrior grit, practical carnage, zero committee slop. BASED
  119. 16% SLOP The Outlaw Josey Wales Clint's revenge Western still hits different BASED
  120. 16% SLOP Conclave Vatican thriller that treats faith like adults BASED