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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 85% SLOP The Poughkeepsie Tapes Snuff-film cosplay marketed as horror. SLOP
  2. 15% SLOP Who Framed Roger Rabbit 80s animation-noir hybrid that still slaps BASED
  3. 15% SLOP Mad Max Road warrior grit, practical carnage, zero committee slop. BASED
  4. 16% SLOP The Outlaw Josey Wales Clint's revenge Western still hits different BASED
  5. 16% SLOP Conclave Vatican thriller that treats faith like adults BASED
  6. 84% SLOP Sausage Party Animated food orgy that mistakes vulgarity for satire SLOP
  7. 16% SLOP The Northman Viking revenge, practical blood, zero modern preaching. BASED
  8. 16% SLOP The Transformers: The Movie (1986) Orson Welles narrates robot genocide, peak 80s BASED
  9. 16% SLOP Sicario (2015) Cartel war hell with zero glorification BASED
  10. 16% SLOP Logan Wolverine finally gets the adult movie he earned BASED
  11. 16% SLOP Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Practical carnage, zero committee rot. BASED
  12. 16% SLOP The Incredibles 2 Pixar peak, family duty over ego, zero agenda BASED
  13. 84% SLOP Zombiegeddon (2003) Troma-grade Satan zombie slop with zero craft. SLOP
  14. 16% SLOP Hell or High Water Texas brothers vs bank; duty, grit, zero lectures. BASED
  15. 16% SLOP Monsters University Pixar heart, zero agenda sludge BASED
  16. 16% SLOP Come and See War as soul-shredding nightmare, zero glamour. BASED
  17. 16% SLOP Das Boot Grim U-boat realism, zero Nazi chic or redemption arcs BASED
  18. 16% SLOP RoboCop 1987 practical-effects satire that still slaps BASED
  19. 16% SLOP Hasta el último hombre Faith, duty, and real combat that still hits. BASED
  20. 16% SLOP I Want to Eat Your Pancreas Terminal illness handled with soul, zero degeneracy BASED
  21. 84% SLOP Killer Rats Cheesy 2003 rat horror that earns every bit of its B-movie shame. SLOP
  22. 16% SLOP The Exorcist Faith beats demon, practical effects carry the dread. BASED
  23. 16% SLOP Forrest Gump Tom Hanks jogs through history while America stays based BASED
  24. 84% SLOP Scary Movie 6 Franchise corpse propped up for dick jokes and zero stakes. SLOP
  25. 16% SLOP Dr. No First Bond film, still the blueprint before franchise rot BASED
  26. 16% SLOP La Haine Banlieue truth bomb, zero committee slop BASED
  27. 16% SLOP Soul (2020) Pixar jazz odyssey nails purpose without the rot BASED
  28. 16% SLOP Spaceballs Mel Brooks' laser-accurate Star Wars roast BASED
  29. 16% SLOP Silence Scorsese faith epic — based as hell BASED
  30. 16% SLOP Waking Life Rotoscope dream quest that treats adults like adults BASED
  31. 16% SLOP Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Prequel redemption arc with lightsabers and duty BASED
  32. 17% SLOP Knives Out Whodunit done right, zero lectures. BASED
  33. 17% SLOP The Warriors Coney Island gang odyssey, pure 70s street grit. BASED
  34. 17% SLOP Destroy All Monsters Godzilla squad stomps aliens with practical suits, zero slop BASED
  35. 17% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack Mecha war epic with actual stakes and no committee rot BASED
  36. 17% SLOP Ne Zha 2 Chinese myth reborn in fire and flawless animation BASED
  37. 17% SLOP Monkey Business 1952 Hawks screwball, zero modern rot BASED
  38. 17% SLOP The Odyssey (2026 film) Nolan's IMAX epic sails the source home intact. BASED
  39. 17% SLOP Isle of Dogs Wes Anderson's stop-motion dog rebellion BASED
  40. 17% SLOP Prisoners Kidnapping nightmare, zero moral cop-outs. BASED
  41. 17% SLOP Suzume Grief, doors, and Shinkai auteur magic — based BASED
  42. 17% SLOP The Untouchables De Palma's 1987 gangster takedown, zero modern rot. BASED
  43. 17% SLOP Corpse Bride Stop-motion gothic romance that still slaps BASED
  44. 17% SLOP Jojo Rabbit Nazi satire that mocks the right targets BASED
  45. 17% SLOP Coraline Stop-motion dark fairy tale done right BASED
  46. 17% SLOP Rocky IV Cold War montages and Soviet punching bags, peak 80s based. BASED
  47. 17% SLOP Platoon Grunt-level Vietnam hell, zero glamour BASED
  48. 17% SLOP Downfall (2004) Bunker collapse, Nazis as monsters, zero glorification. BASED
  49. 17% SLOP Fallen Angels Wong Kar-wai neon noir, auteur voice intact BASED
  50. 17% SLOP The Lego Movie Lego bricks + meta humor = peak 2014 cinema BASED
  51. 17% SLOP The Pianist Holocaust survival, music as resistance — zero slop BASED
  52. 18% SLOP Ginger Snaps Puberty werewolf horror with bite and brains. BASED
  53. 18% SLOP The Sheep Detectives Woolly whodunit that nails the cozy mystery vibe. BASED
  54. 18% SLOP Legally Blonde Pink power fantasy that actually delivers BASED
  55. 18% SLOP La Dolce Vita Fellini's 1960 masterpiece, decadence on celluloid BASED
  56. 18% SLOP Idiocracy Dumbest timeline prediction that still stings BASED
  57. 18% SLOP South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999 edgelord peak: censorship gets the chair. BASED
  58. 18% SLOP Rogue One Star Wars prequel with grit, stakes, and sacrifice. BASED
  59. 18% SLOP Tangled Rapunzel's hair, zero committee rot BASED
  60. 18% SLOP Game King: Takahashi Meijin vs Mouri Meijin 1986 mockumentary flexes retro gaming rivalry. BASED
  61. 18% SLOP Dahua Xiyou Stephen Chow's time-bending monkey farce, peak 90s chaos BASED
  62. 18% SLOP Red Cliff John Woo's 2009 epic: practical battles, historical weight, zero CGI slop BASED
  63. 18% SLOP Ashens and the Quest of the Game Child Low-budget British nerd comedy that actually lands. BASED
  64. 18% SLOP Spider-Man Heroic everyman beats back degeneracy with webs. BASED
  65. 18% SLOP 5 Centimeters Per Second Cherry blossoms and quiet regret, peak Shinkai BASED
  66. 18% SLOP Love Letter Grief, coincidence, and quiet romance done right BASED
  67. 18% SLOP Once Upon a Time in the Middle East Chinese chef turns war zone into sanctuary BASED
  68. 18% SLOP The Element of Crime Von Trier's debut: rain-soaked noir, zero committee slop BASED
  69. 18% SLOP Caché Surveillance dread, colonial reckoning, zero CGI BASED
  70. 18% SLOP The Other Guys Bromance cop parody that still slaps in 2026. BASED
  71. 18% SLOP The SpongeBob Movie Wholesome sponge chaos, friendship over degeneracy BASED
  72. 18% SLOP Creed Rocky heir done proper, zero committee rot BASED
  73. 18% SLOP A Monster in Paris Wholesome 1910 Paris flea-monster musical, zero agenda. BASED
  74. 18% SLOP Rush Rivalry, real cars, zero committee rot BASED
  75. 18% SLOP The Man Who Knew Infinity Ramanujan biopic that lets the math breathe BASED
  76. 18% SLOP Catch Me If You Can Charming con-man biopic, zero franchise slop. BASED
  77. 18% SLOP Close Raw grief, real boys, zero agenda sludge BASED
  78. 82% SLOP Pierino torna a scuola Crude 80s Italian teen sex farce, degeneracy as punchline SLOP
  79. 18% SLOP Eighth Grade raw middle-school cringe, zero agenda BASED
  80. 18% SLOP Thunderball Connery-era Bond: underwater mayhem, zero committee rot. BASED
  81. 18% SLOP Mind Game Psychedelic anime fever dream with pure auteur energy. BASED
  82. 82% SLOP Pixels Adam Sandler video-game fever dream, CGI slop supreme SLOP
  83. 18% SLOP Fearless (2006) Hero's journey with real stakes and zero irony BASED
  84. 18% SLOP Lady Bird Mother-daughter knife fight done right BASED
  85. 18% SLOP Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Indie heart, friendship, death done right. BASED
  86. 18% SLOP Sing Street 80s Dublin band story with zero committee notes BASED
  87. 18% SLOP Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Practical effects, redemption, Ewoks — peak trilogy close. BASED
  88. 18% SLOP James and the Giant Peach Dahl's dark whimsy intact, zero modern rot BASED
  89. 18% SLOP Hullabaloo: Live at Le Zenith, Paris Prog-rock live fire, zero committee slop. BASED
  90. 18% SLOP The Bear Kitchen chaos, real craft, family bones. BASED
  91. 18% SLOP The Dark Knight Rises Nolan capstone: duty, sacrifice, zero nihilism. BASED
  92. 18% SLOP Cars Wholesome Pixar original with zero agenda BASED
  93. 18% SLOP Ran (1985) Kurosawa's Lear: practical war, adult tragedy, zero slop. BASED
  94. 18% SLOP Network Peak 70s media satire, still stings BASED
  95. 18% SLOP Kung Fu Panda Wholesome panda punches way above weight class BASED
  96. 18% SLOP Lost Highway Lynchian fever dream that respects your brain BASED
  97. 82% SLOP Soul Plane Raunchy stereotype stew, degeneracy as the point SLOP
  98. 18% SLOP Naked Gun Peak Zucker absurdity, zero ideology BASED
  99. 82% SLOP Snow White Live-action Disney LARP, childhood in shambles SLOP
  100. 18% SLOP One Battle After Another PTA auteur energy meets revolutionary screwball — rare based blockbuster BASED
  101. 18% SLOP Total Recall 90s sci-fi peak before the committee slop BASED
  102. 18% SLOP Hokum Folk horror that actually delivers the scares BASED
  103. 18% SLOP Höllentour (2004) Grueling Tour de France doc that earns its hell title BASED
  104. 18% SLOP Dawn of the Dead (1978) Romero's mall apocalypse still slaps BASED
  105. 19% SLOP A Scanner Darkly rotoscope pkd paranoia, mind intact BASED
  106. 19% SLOP Marley & Me Wholesome dog dad memoir turned family rom-com BASED
  107. 19% SLOP Anastasia Animated Romanov romance that still feels clean. BASED
  108. 19% SLOP The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie Hand-drawn 2D buddy comedy, aliens get classic Looney treatment. BASED
  109. 81% SLOP Lesbian Space Princess Ideological space opera where straight white males are literal aliens. SLOP
  110. 19% SLOP The Disaster Artist Love letter to terrible cinema and real friendship. BASED
  111. 19% SLOP The Mummy (1999) Heroic pulp adventure done right BASED
  112. 19% SLOP Gran Turismo True-story gamer to racer, merit and grit win. BASED
  113. 19% SLOP Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West (2005) Unflinching jihadist footage, no narrative apology. BASED
  114. 19% SLOP The Sea Inside Dignity, choice, zero moral inversion BASED
  115. 19% SLOP Moana Ocean voyage, family duty, zero identity sermons BASED
  116. 19% SLOP Stand Alone Complex: Solid State Society Cyberpunk peak, zero modern slop. BASED
  117. 19% SLOP Equilibrium Gun kata vs emotionless tyranny — based as hell BASED
  118. 19% SLOP Les Misérables (2012) Redemption, grace, and zero modern rot. BASED
  119. 19% SLOP Dear You Qiaopi letters, sacrifice, family duty — based cinema BASED
  120. 19% SLOP The Wandering Earth Hard sci-fi epic with real stakes, zero lectures BASED