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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 12% SLOP Baraka Wordless world tour that slaps harder than most dialogue BASED
  2. 12% SLOP The Incredibles Heroic family, zero nanny-state worship. BASED
  3. 88% SLOP Troll 2 Italian fever dream of plot holes and wooden acting SLOP
  4. 12% SLOP Duel Road rage before it was cool, pure tension BASED
  5. 12% SLOP Phantom Thread Obsessive tailor romance, zero modern rot BASED
  6. 12% SLOP Clueless 90s teen rom-com that still slaps BASED
  7. 12% SLOP Zodiac Fincher's grim obsession masterclass, zero slop. BASED
  8. 12% SLOP The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Frontier myth, zero modern rot BASED
  9. 12% SLOP Ip Man Wing chun masterclass, zero modern rot BASED
  10. 12% SLOP Matilda (1996) Wholesome kid rebellion against adult tyranny BASED
  11. 12% SLOP The Prestige Obsession, sacrifice, and Nolan doing his job BASED
  12. 12% SLOP Fantastic Mr. Fox Stop-motion gold, family duty with teeth BASED
  13. 12% SLOP Kubo and the Two Strings Stop-motion folklore masterclass, zero slop. BASED
  14. 12% SLOP Mad Max: Fury Road Practical effects epic that actually delivers. BASED
  15. 12% SLOP Blade Runner 2049 Visceral sequel that treats viewers like adults BASED
  16. 12% SLOP Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Dahl's dark whimsy, zero modern rot BASED
  17. 12% SLOP Harakiri (1962) Samurai honor exposed as hollow theater. BASED
  18. 88% SLOP Gummo Cat-killing Ohio nihilism as 'art' SLOP
  19. 12% SLOP One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Nicholson shatters the ward, ward shatters him — peak rebellion BASED
  20. 14% SLOP Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Multiverse done right, zero committee rot BASED
  21. 88% SLOP The Cat in the Hat Mike Myers fever dream that murdered childhood SLOP
  22. 12% SLOP Pumping Iron Discipline captured before the governor era BASED
  23. 12% SLOP The Empire Strikes Back Original trilogy peak, mythic craft without committee rot. BASED
  24. 12% SLOP The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Peak spaghetti Western, zero CGI or message slop. BASED
  25. 12% SLOP The Silence of the Lambs 90s psychological horror that respects adults. BASED
  26. 12% SLOP Howl's Moving Castle Miyazaki masterpiece, zero slop, pure wonder. BASED
  27. 13% SLOP Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Animation peak, multiverse done right BASED
  28. 12% SLOP Der Untergang Bunker realism, zero LARP, pure historical receipts. BASED
  29. 12% SLOP The Iron Giant Boy + robot + anti-war soul, zero slop BASED
  30. 12% SLOP Ghostbusters Practical effects, duty, and zero committee rot BASED
  31. 12% SLOP Monster (2022) Kore-eda masterpiece on truth, kids, and quiet devastation BASED
  32. 12% SLOP First Blood Lone-wolf vet rage, pre-franchise purity BASED
  33. 12% SLOP Godzilla (1954) Rubber suit, real nuclear dread — classic done right BASED
  34. 12% SLOP The Lord of the Rings Practical effects epic that respects the source. BASED
  35. 12% SLOP Persona Bergman silence hits harder than most dialogue. BASED
  36. 12% SLOP Eraserhead Lynch's industrial nightmare debut — pure auteur dread. BASED
  37. 12% SLOP Punch-Drunk Love Sandler's meltdown as auteur cinema, PTA peak tenderness. BASED
  38. 12% SLOP Rocky Underdog grit that still slaps — zero CGI, all heart. BASED
  39. 12% SLOP Raging Bull Scorsese's black-and-white gut punch on manhood and self-destruction BASED
  40. 12% SLOP Ghost in the Shell (1995) Cyberpunk classic that still questions reality better than most BASED
  41. 12% SLOP There Will Be Blood PTA oil baron epic, zero franchise rot BASED
  42. 12% SLOP Alexander Nevsky 1938 Eisenstein banger: ice, swords, Prokofiev score. BASED
  43. 12% SLOP The Wizard of Oz Classic family adventure, zero modern rot. BASED
  44. 12% SLOP Casino Royale Bond reborn gritty and adult, zero committee rot. BASED
  45. 12% SLOP Primer Cerebral time-travel puzzle, single-auteur brainfood BASED
  46. 12% SLOP La Vita è Bella WWII fatherhood masterclass, hope over horror BASED
  47. 12% SLOP Good Will Hunting Bros wrote it, bros starred, therapy actually lands. BASED
  48. 12% SLOP Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Kaufman script that picks messy memory over clean erasure BASED
  49. 12% SLOP Vertigo Hitchcock peak, obsession as pure cinema BASED
  50. 12% SLOP Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Peak naval cinema, zero modern rot BASED
  51. 12% SLOP Fantasia 1940 Disney anthology: classical music, hand-drawn soul, zero slop. BASED
  52. 12% SLOP The General Buster Keaton train heist perfection, zero committee rot. BASED
  53. 12% SLOP High and Low Kurosawa class-war kidnapping masterclass — zero slop BASED
  54. 12% SLOP Paris, Texas Arth arthouse road poem that still hits BASED
  55. 12% SLOP Dominik Hasek: Always the Goalie Communist grit origin story, zero modern slop. BASED
  56. 12% SLOP Koyaanisqatsi Time-lapse hymn to a dying world, zero CGI slop. BASED
  57. 12% SLOP Rear Window Hitchcock voyeur classic, still unmatched BASED
  58. 12% SLOP The Dark Knight Nolan's masterpiece, Joker eats the competition alive BASED
  59. 12% SLOP Ran Kurosawa's Lear — practical epic, zero slop BASED
  60. 12% SLOP Dr. Strangelove Nuclear satire that still detonates harder than modern slop BASED
  61. 12% SLOP Luca (2021) Pixar friendship summer — zero slop detected BASED
  62. 12% SLOP Toy Story 2 Pixar peak before the brand ate the art BASED
  63. 12% SLOP Goldfinger Connery-era Bond peak, zero modern rot BASED
  64. 12% SLOP Up Balloons lift the house; grief lifts the soul. BASED
  65. 12% SLOP Forrest Gump Heartland epic that still hits harder than most modern slop BASED
  66. 12% SLOP Home Alone Wholesome 90s kid chaos that still holds up BASED
  67. 12% SLOP Parasite Class rage masterpiece — knives out, no lectures. BASED
  68. 12% SLOP Everything Everywhere All at Once Multiverse mayhem with actual soul — rare find. BASED
  69. 12% SLOP The Truman Show Pre-internet red pill on manufactured reality BASED
  70. 12% SLOP Toy Story pixar before the committee took over BASED
  71. 12% SLOP Batman Begins Nolan grounds Batman in fear, fire, and real stakes BASED
  72. 12% SLOP Perfect Blue Anime mindfuck masterpiece, still unmatched BASED
  73. 12% SLOP Akira Cyberpunk peak, still the blueprint. BASED
  74. 12% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Tolkien's crown jewel, hopepunk before the term existed BASED
  75. 12% SLOP Terminator 2: Judgment Day Practical effects god-tier, zero franchise rot. BASED
  76. 13% SLOP The Muppet Christmas Carol Dickens with felt and zero modern rot BASED
  77. 13% SLOP The Departed Scorsese's Boston mob masterpiece, zero committee slop BASED
  78. 13% SLOP The Green Mile Death row mercy, faith, and zero modern sermonizing BASED
  79. 13% SLOP Wolf Children Motherhood, sacrifice, wolf pups done right BASED
  80. 13% SLOP Black Hawk Down Rangers lead the way, CGI-free carnage. BASED
  81. 13% SLOP Battle of Britain Real planes, real courage, zero modern sermon. BASED
  82. 13% SLOP Le Mans McQueen's real-steel passion project BASED
  83. 13% SLOP Threads Nuclear winter masterclass, zero mercy for the viewer. BASED
  84. 13% SLOP Escape from New York Snake solves dystopia with eye patch and grenades BASED
  85. 13% SLOP In Bruges Guilt, guns, and zero committee script. BASED
  86. 13% SLOP A Separation Tehran moral knot, zero agenda or CGI BASED
  87. 13% SLOP The Raid Staircase massacre cinema, practical and vicious BASED
  88. 13% SLOP Raising Arizona Coen Bros baby heist, zero modern rot. BASED
  89. 13% SLOP Fail Safe Cold War dread executed without modern copium BASED
  90. 13% SLOP Kung Fu Hustle Stephen Chow's martial arts fever dream that lands every punch BASED
  91. 13% SLOP Arrival Linguistic time-loop masterpiece that trusts the audience BASED
  92. 13% SLOP Edge of Tomorrow Time-loop alien stomping, Cruise at peak competence BASED
  93. 13% SLOP Spider-Man (2002) Raimi cooked before the multiverse committee rot BASED
  94. 13% SLOP Spider-Man 2 Raimi at his peak — duty, sacrifice, practical menace. BASED
  95. 13% SLOP Jurassic Park Practical dino mayhem, zero franchise committee rot. BASED
  96. 13% SLOP Donnie Darko Time-loop cult classic with actual auteur DNA. BASED
  97. 13% SLOP The Haunting (1963) Hill House dread, zero modern horror slop BASED
  98. 13% SLOP Jaws Practical effects peak, shark still undefeated BASED
  99. 13% SLOP Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Ewoks and lightsaber redemption, still cinema BASED
  100. 13% SLOP A Woman Under the Influence Cassavetes raw family autopsy — zero slop, maximum nerve. BASED
  101. 13% SLOP Gravity Zero-g survival masterclass, hope refuses to die BASED
  102. 13% SLOP Memento Non-linear noir that respects your brain. BASED
  103. 13% SLOP The Banshees of Inisherin Irish island bromance implosion — McDonagh cooked. BASED
  104. 13% SLOP Chungking Express Wong Kar-wai neon loneliness — peak 90s auteur romance BASED
  105. 13% SLOP WALL-E Trash-bot love story that actually earns the tears BASED
  106. 87% SLOP Megan Is Missing Torture porn dressed as missing-kid PSA SLOP
  107. 13% SLOP Ford v. Ferrari Gearhead gospel with zero CGI copium BASED
  108. 14% SLOP The Producers Mel Brooks peak: flop musical satire done right BASED
  109. 14% SLOP The Diving Bell and the Butterfly Locked-in memoir rendered with quiet power BASED
  110. 14% SLOP Stand and Deliver Real teacher, real math, zero participation trophies. BASED
  111. 14% SLOP United 93 Passengers fight back, Hollywood stays out of the way BASED
  112. 14% SLOP The Birds Hitchcock's feathered nightmare, practical effects eternal BASED
  113. 14% SLOP The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Tolkien's epic, mostly unmolested by Hollywood rot. BASED
  114. 14% SLOP Across the Spider-Verse Peak animation, multiverse duty, zero agenda rot BASED
  115. 14% SLOP A Bug's Life Pixar before the messaging committee BASED
  116. 14% SLOP The Sandlot Baseball, summer, friendship — pre-2010 innocence intact BASED
  117. 14% SLOP Solaris (1972) Tarkovsky's slow-burn meditation on grief and humanity BASED
  118. 14% SLOP The Lego Movie Stop-motion meta joy, creativity wins. BASED
  119. 14% SLOP Animal Farm (1954) Orwell's pigs, no CGI, pure anti-tyranny ink BASED
  120. 14% SLOP Rango Lizard sheriff restores order with style and grit BASED