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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 14% SLOP Across the Spider-Verse Peak animation, multiverse duty, zero agenda rot BASED
  2. 14% SLOP A Bug's Life Pixar before the messaging committee BASED
  3. 14% SLOP The Sandlot Baseball, summer, friendship — pre-2010 innocence intact BASED
  4. 14% SLOP Solaris (1972) Tarkovsky's slow-burn meditation on grief and humanity BASED
  5. 14% SLOP The Lego Movie Stop-motion meta joy, creativity wins. BASED
  6. 14% SLOP Animal Farm (1954) Orwell's pigs, no CGI, pure anti-tyranny ink BASED
  7. 14% SLOP Rango Lizard sheriff restores order with style and grit BASED
  8. 14% SLOP In the Mouth of Madness Lovecraftian meta-horror that actually lands the madness BASED
  9. 14% SLOP The Goonies 80s kid adventure that still holds up. BASED
  10. 14% SLOP Kung Fu Panda 2 Po's origin tale, duty and dragons done right BASED
  11. 14% SLOP Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Wholesome wizardry, friendship, clear good vs evil. BASED
  12. 14% SLOP Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Multiverse done right, zero committee rot BASED
  13. 14% SLOP Lady Ballers Based satire on men in women's sports BASED
  14. 14% SLOP Before Midnight Marriage as the real adventure, not the cage. BASED
  15. 14% SLOP Slap Shot 70s hockey brawls, zero modern lectures BASED
  16. 14% SLOP The Caine Mutiny (1954) Bogart's paranoid captain nails duty, loyalty, breakdown. BASED
  17. 14% SLOP The Great Escape POW grit, practical stunts, zero moral inversion BASED
  18. 14% SLOP Horton Hears a Who! Elephant saves tiny world, Seuss keeps it based. BASED
  19. 14% SLOP Pride & Prejudice (2005) Austen's wit, rain-soaked longing, zero source swaps BASED
  20. 14% SLOP The Element of Crime Von Trier's hypnotic noir debut, zero slop. BASED
  21. 14% SLOP The Babadook Grief monster pops up, refuses to leave — actually good horror BASED
  22. 14% SLOP Uncle Buck John Candy babysits the 80s into submission. BASED
  23. 14% SLOP The Fall (2006) Stunning practical epic, zero franchise rot BASED
  24. 14% SLOP The Parent Trap Twins reunite parents, family plot wins clean BASED
  25. 14% SLOP 12 Years a Slave Slavery's raw horror, zero glorification or inversion. BASED
  26. 14% SLOP Hellraiser (1987) Pinhead's domain: pleasure and pain with actual stakes BASED
  27. 14% SLOP The Great Muppet Caper Muppets heist the 80s with zero cynicism BASED
  28. 14% SLOP A Night at the Opera Marx Bros. peak chaos, zero modern rot BASED
  29. 14% SLOP Dune Practical effects, adult scope, source mostly intact BASED
  30. 14% SLOP Miracle Underdog hockey glory, zero degeneracy BASED
  31. 14% SLOP Top Secret! 80s absurdity peak, zero committee rot BASED
  32. 14% SLOP Battered Bastards of Baseball Misfit ballplayers torch the system, zero lectures BASED
  33. 14% SLOP The Passion of the Christ Gospels on screen, zero thesis inversion BASED
  34. 14% SLOP Breathless Godard New Wave peak, anti-hero swagger intact BASED
  35. 14% SLOP Serpico Whistleblower cop vs NYPD rot, integrity intact. BASED
  36. 14% SLOP Paterson Bus-driver poetry, zero agenda, pure craft BASED
  37. 14% SLOP Muppet Treasure Island Muppets turn pirate slop into pure joy BASED
  38. 14% SLOP District 9 Apartheid allegory that actually respects the audience. BASED
  39. 14% SLOP David (2025) Faithful biblical animation, zero modern rot BASED
  40. 14% SLOP Der Golem Expressionist golem classic, practical dread done right BASED
  41. 14% SLOP The Needle Soviet rock drifter vs drug mafia — perestroika edge BASED
  42. 14% SLOP Glory Civil War heroism done right, duty over spectacle BASED
  43. 14% SLOP Beverly Hills Cop 80s cop comedy that still hits harder than modern sludge BASED
  44. 14% SLOP John Wick: Chapter 2 Keanu, guns, and zero lectures BASED
  45. 14% SLOP Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney) Carroll's nonsense preserved, no modern rot added BASED
  46. 14% SLOP Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986 teen rebellion done right, zero lectures BASED
  47. 14% SLOP To Kill a Mockingbird Moral heavyweight, justice over mob rule BASED
  48. 14% SLOP The Mighty Ducks 90s underdog hockey redemption, zero slop BASED
  49. 14% SLOP Galaxy Quest Star Trek parody done right, laughs with the source BASED
  50. 14% SLOP The Prince of Egypt Biblical epic with soul, zero modern rot. BASED
  51. 14% SLOP Train to Busan Zombie train siege with real stakes and zero slop BASED
  52. 14% SLOP Ocean's Eleven Slick heist, zero ideology, pure craft BASED
  53. 14% SLOP Labyrinth Henson puppets and Bowie swagger, zero CGI slop BASED
  54. 14% SLOP Intouchables French bromance that actually delivers BASED
  55. 14% SLOP The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters arcade obsession documentary done right BASED
  56. 14% SLOP Droopy Deadpan dog slaps, zero CGI committee rot BASED
  57. 14% SLOP Dumb and Dumber Peak 90s stupidity executed perfectly BASED
  58. 14% SLOP Gamers: Dorkness Rising Pure geek love letter, zero agenda sludge BASED
  59. 14% SLOP Gladiator Honor, duty, and practical Rome — peak cinema BASED
  60. 14% SLOP The Deer Hunter War as soul-crushing weight, not stylish kill count BASED
  61. 14% SLOP Office Space Cubicle rebellion, zero corporate slop BASED
  62. 14% SLOP The Fugitive Wrong-man thriller done right, zero committee rot BASED
  63. 14% SLOP Chef Food truck redemption arc, zero agenda BASED
  64. 14% SLOP Big 80s body-swap charm, zero agenda BASED
  65. 14% SLOP The King of Kong Arcade obsession captured raw, no agenda BASED
  66. 14% SLOP Megazone 23 80s OVA cyberpunk that still hits BASED
  67. 14% SLOP Shin Godzilla Bureaucracy vs atomic lizard, Japan wins BASED
  68. 14% SLOP The Rocketeer Pulp heroism, jetpack, zero modern rot BASED
  69. 14% SLOP Patlabor: The Movie 1989 mecha cops vs virus, adult sci-fi done right BASED
  70. 14% SLOP Shaolin Soccer Kung fu footwork, zero committee slop. BASED
  71. 14% SLOP Go West (1940) Marx brothers derail the west, laughs eternal BASED
  72. 14% SLOP At the Circus (1939) Marx Brothers slapstick, zero lectures attached. BASED
  73. 14% SLOP The Cocoanuts Marx Bros. hotel havoc, pre-Code anarchy rules BASED
  74. 14% SLOP Monkey Business (1931) Marx bros stowaway mayhem, zero CGI needed BASED
  75. 14% SLOP A Day at the Races Marx Bros. horse-race lunacy, pre-woke comedy gold. BASED
  76. 14% SLOP Tremors Practical effects graboid classic, zero CGI slop BASED
  77. 14% SLOP Drive My Car Grief, fidelity, and zero ideology — real cinema BASED
  78. 14% SLOP Police Story Practical stunts, zero CGI crutches, peak Chan. BASED
  79. 14% SLOP Commando Arnold's one-liner war machine, zero ideology detected BASED
  80. 14% SLOP Nobody Mild dad turns assassin — family, duty, zero seed oils in the script BASED
  81. 14% SLOP Patton (1970) Biopic that respects the warrior without worship BASED
  82. 14% SLOP Friday South Central hood classic, zero agenda BASED
  83. 14% SLOP Juno Quirky 2007 indie with real heart and zero agenda BASED
  84. 14% SLOP Dune: Part Two Practical effects epic, zero franchise rot BASED
  85. 14% SLOP Locke One man, one car, zero CGI, maximum duty BASED
  86. 14% SLOP F1 Pitt redemption lap with real rubber and zero committee rot. BASED
  87. 14% SLOP The Lion King 1994 classic: duty, betrayal, redemption without the rot. BASED
  88. 14% SLOP Predator 80s testosterone in alien skin, zero committee rot BASED
  89. 14% SLOP Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989 body horror fever dream, one man and a drill press BASED
  90. 14% SLOP The Land Before Time Dino kids learn loss and loyalty before Disney rot BASED
  91. 86% SLOP Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Committee slop that strangled the saga SLOP
  92. 14% SLOP Happy Gilmore Hockey rage meets golf greens — grandma's house wins. BASED
  93. 14% SLOP An American Tail Mouse immigration epic, pre-woke heart intact BASED
  94. 14% SLOP Cabiria 1914 silent epic that still outclasses most modern franchise sludge BASED
  95. 14% SLOP Perfect Days (2023) Tokyo toilet cleaner finds zen in routine — cinema. BASED
  96. 14% SLOP The Big Lebowski The Dude abides — cult slacker cinema, zero committee rot. BASED
  97. 14% SLOP Cinderella 1950 Disney classic: duty, kindness, glass slipper payoff. BASED
  98. 14% SLOP What Is a Woman? Based doc; adult human female, full stop BASED
  99. 14% SLOP Toy Story 3 Pixar before the committee took over BASED
  100. 14% SLOP The Naked Gun Leslie Nielsen owns the room, plot owns nothing BASED
  101. 14% SLOP What's Eating Gilbert Grape Small-town duty done with heart, not hashtags BASED
  102. 14% SLOP The Hunt (2012) False accusation dread, zero slop, adult reckoning BASED
  103. 14% SLOP Conan the Barbarian Pulp heroism, zero modern rot. BASED
  104. 14% SLOP Napoleon Dynamite Idaho weirdos win, zero committee slop BASED
  105. 14% SLOP They Live Bubblegum-fueled red-pill classic that still bites. BASED
  106. 15% SLOP Million Dollar Baby Gritty boxing tragedy with adult moral weight. BASED
  107. 15% SLOP Cries and Whispers Bergman’s red-drenched deathbed masterpiece BASED
  108. 15% SLOP Infernal Affairs Hong Kong crime classic, betrayal with teeth BASED
  109. 15% SLOP The Fire Within: A Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft Herzog turns volcanic obsession into poetic requiem. BASED
  110. 15% SLOP Metropolis 1927 dystopian classic that still owns the genre BASED
  111. 15% SLOP A Fistful of Dollars Leone's lean anti-hero blueprint, zero committee rot. BASED
  112. 85% SLOP The Poughkeepsie Tapes Snuff-film cosplay marketed as horror. SLOP
  113. 15% SLOP Who Framed Roger Rabbit 80s animation-noir hybrid that still slaps BASED
  114. 15% SLOP Mad Max Road warrior grit, practical carnage, zero committee slop. BASED
  115. 16% SLOP ParaNorman Stop-motion ghostbusting with actual soul. BASED
  116. 16% SLOP The Lego Batman Movie Brick-built Batman roast, zero moral rot BASED
  117. 16% SLOP Halloweentown 90s Disney Halloween classic — family, magic, zero rot BASED
  118. 16% SLOP Shane 1953 Western that still hits — duty, family, and zero lectures BASED
  119. 16% SLOP Zulu Heroic stand, practical grit, zero revisionist rot BASED
  120. 16% SLOP Major League 80s underdog baseball romp, zero agenda BASED