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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 19% SLOP The Sea Inside Dignity, choice, zero moral inversion BASED
  2. 19% SLOP Moana Ocean voyage, family duty, zero identity sermons BASED
  3. 19% SLOP Stand Alone Complex: Solid State Society Cyberpunk peak, zero modern slop. BASED
  4. 19% SLOP Equilibrium Gun kata vs emotionless tyranny — based as hell BASED
  5. 19% SLOP Les Misérables (2012) Redemption, grace, and zero modern rot. BASED
  6. 19% SLOP Dear You Qiaopi letters, sacrifice, family duty — based cinema BASED
  7. 19% SLOP The Wandering Earth Hard sci-fi epic with real stakes, zero lectures BASED
  8. 19% SLOP Pacific Rim Kaiju brawls with del Toro heart, zero committee rot BASED
  9. 19% SLOP When Harry Met Sally Ephron dialogue still lands, zero committee rot BASED
  10. 19% SLOP The Big Store Marx Bros department-store caper, peak 1941 anarchy BASED
  11. 19% SLOP Transformers: The Movie 80s metal epic that actually killed Optimus Prime BASED
  12. 19% SLOP The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water SpongeBob meta sequel still delivers silly joy. BASED
  13. 19% SLOP The Mitchells vs. the Machines Family chaos beats robot apocalypse, zero agenda sludge. BASED
  14. 19% SLOP The Samurai and the Prisoner Feudal Japan whodunit with honor and duty intact BASED
  15. 19% SLOP Faces Cassavetes raw marriage autopsy, zero slop BASED
  16. 19% SLOP Hud Paul Newman anti-hero, ranch morality intact BASED
  17. 19% SLOP Coherence Quantum mindfuck, zero ideology, pure concept. BASED
  18. 19% SLOP Team America: World Police Puppet dicks vs. terrorists, peak 2004 satire BASED
  19. 19% SLOP The Wicker Man Folk horror that still burns hot BASED
  20. 19% SLOP Freedom Writers Hopepunk teacher story that respects books BASED
  21. 19% SLOP Evil Dead Raimi practical gore, zero franchise rot. BASED
  22. 19% SLOP The Brutalist 3-hour immigrant epic, concrete conviction intact BASED
  23. 19% SLOP Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters Schrader's stark biopic honors duty, ritual, and conviction. BASED
  24. 19% SLOP Malcolm X (1992) Denzel carries the weight of a nation in three hours of fire. BASED
  25. 19% SLOP Wreck-It Ralph Arcade underdog saves the day without preaching. BASED
  26. 19% SLOP Harry Potter Original IP, heroic arcs, practical magic beats CGI rot. BASED
  27. 81% SLOP Dirty Grandpa Raunchy grandpa sex comedy with zero redeeming thesis. SLOP
  28. 19% SLOP Braveheart Freedom! With practical blood and zero modern lectures. BASED
  29. 19% SLOP Ghost 1990 ghost romance that still hits harder than modern slop. BASED
  30. 19% SLOP Fantozzi Bureaucracy roast, Italian everyman hell BASED
  31. 19% SLOP Deepwater Horizon Blue-collar heroism, real disaster, zero agenda slop BASED
  32. 19% SLOP Creed 2 Rocky bloodline carries the torch without the LARP. BASED
  33. 81% SLOP Big Stan Crude prison slop with zero craft or point SLOP
  34. 19% SLOP Tron 1982 digital pioneer, light cycles still rule. BASED
  35. 19% SLOP The Backrooms YouTube analog horror kid levels up to A24 feature without selling out. BASED
  36. 19% SLOP The Simpsons Movie Peak Simpsons satire before the franchise rot BASED
  37. 19% SLOP Zeiram 90s tokusatsu alien hunt with zero committee rot BASED
  38. 19% SLOP Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995) Tokusatsu anti-hero shotgun therapy in Jesus Town. BASED
  39. 19% SLOP Zootopia Wholesome animal city noir that respects its audience BASED
  40. 19% SLOP Mulholland Drive Lynchian noir fever dream, hollywood rot laid bare BASED
  41. 19% SLOP Halloween Practical slasher that still respects tension and craft. BASED
  42. 19% SLOP Nefarious Faith-forward demon chamber thriller that respects the source. BASED
  43. 19% SLOP Incendies War, incest, and maternal ghosts — tragedy with teeth. BASED
  44. 81% SLOP Terrifier Gore as the entire thesis, zero else SLOP
  45. 19% SLOP 13 Ghosts (1960) Castle gimmick horror still fun, zero modern rot. BASED
  46. 19% SLOP All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) WWI trench horror, zero glory, pure indictment. BASED
  47. 19% SLOP Wheels on Meals 80s Chan food-truck brawls: practical, heroic, zero CGI rot BASED
  48. 19% SLOP Warfare Iraq War hell in real time, zero glamour BASED
  49. 19% SLOP Red Dawn 1984 anti-commie teen resistance classic BASED
  50. 81% SLOP Hellraiser: Inferno Direct-to-video franchise filler, cenobites as set dressing SLOP
  51. 19% SLOP Shrek 2 Fairy tale roast with heart, zero lectures. BASED
  52. 19% SLOP Get Out Racial horror with teeth, single auteur voice BASED
  53. 19% SLOP Indiana Jones Nazi-punching pulp heroics, practical stunts, zero sermons BASED
  54. 19% SLOP Suspiria (1977) Argento's witch ballet, pure giallo dread. BASED
  55. 19% SLOP Gods and Generals Civil War epic that honors duty, faith, and the fallen BASED
  56. 19% SLOP Masculin Féminin Godard’s 1966 youth autopsy — zero committee rot. BASED
  57. 19% SLOP Backrooms Liminal dread, zero franchise committee rot. BASED
  58. 19% SLOP All Quiet on the Western Front War as soul-crushing meat grinder, zero glorification. BASED
  59. 19% SLOP Fury Tank crew hell, duty over slogans BASED
  60. 19% SLOP Sunset Boulevard Hollywood eats its own, zero CGI crutches BASED
  61. 19% SLOP Hacksaw Ridge Faith, duty, and battlefield heroism done right. BASED
  62. 19% SLOP Dog Day Afternoon True-story heist with adult stakes, zero franchise slop BASED
  63. 19% SLOP The Little Mermaid (1989) Classic Disney fairy tale done right — before the rot set in BASED
  64. 19% SLOP True Stories Byrne's affectionate ode to small-town weirdos — zero sermon, all charm BASED
  65. 19% SLOP Chinatown Noir masterpiece, corruption as tragedy not spectacle BASED
  66. 19% SLOP Marty Supreme Table tennis hustler epic that earns every swing. BASED
  67. 19% SLOP McLintock! Old-school Wayne brawler, zero modern rot. BASED
  68. 19% SLOP A Better Tomorrow Heroic bloodshed classic, loyalty and sacrifice win BASED
  69. 19% SLOP A Better Tomorrow II Gun fu classic, loyalty over degeneracy BASED
  70. 19% SLOP Little Giants Wholesome 90s underdog football flick that actually delivers BASED
  71. 19% SLOP Dances with Wolves Based epic that respects history and the audience. BASED
  72. 19% SLOP We Were Soldiers Based war epic that honors the men, not the gore BASED
  73. 19% SLOP The Breakfast Club 80s teen detention classic — friendship over cliques BASED
  74. 19% SLOP Night of the Comet 80s comet slop turned cult classic — based B-movie energy BASED
  75. 19% SLOP The Big Short Wall Street autopsy with celebrity footnotes — actually watches like a movie BASED
  76. 79% SLOP Bio-Dome Pauly Shore eco-stoner slop, 90s nadir SLOP
  77. 21% SLOP Incantation Found-footage curse horror that actually delivers. BASED
  78. 79% SLOP Birdemic CGI birds vs wooden acting — nature wins ugly SLOP
  79. 79% SLOP American Pie Raunchy teen sex comedy that treats degeneracy like punchlines. SLOP
  80. 79% SLOP Saltburn Stylish degeneracy with zero moral ballast SLOP
  81. 79% SLOP Vice (2018) Cheney as cartoon villain, audience as lecture captives SLOP
  82. 21% SLOP Amores Perros Interlocking Mexican lives, dogs, and destiny – no committee slop. BASED
  83. 79% SLOP Blue Is the Warmest Color Graphic same-sex coming-of-age slop dressed as prestige art. SLOP
  84. 79% SLOP Hostel (2005) Torture porn classic, gore as the whole thesis. SLOP
  85. 21% SLOP Megamind DreamWorks peak before the committee rot BASED
  86. 21% SLOP Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Silly anti-authority kids romp done right BASED
  87. 79% SLOP Fauci Hero-worship doc for the lockdown architect SLOP
  88. 21% SLOP Nope Peele’s sky horror with real teeth BASED
  89. 21% SLOP 28 Days Later Rage virus resets London, still a based original BASED
  90. 22% SLOP Spider-Man: Brand New Day Holland's most grown-up Spider-Man, character beats spectacle BASED
  91. 22% SLOP Mrs. Doubtfire Robin Williams peak, family duty in drag BASED
  92. 78% SLOP Transformers: Age of Extinction Bayhem franchise slop with robot merch bait SLOP
  93. 22% SLOP Gamera Giant turtle kaiju: practical effects, zero CGI slop BASED
  94. 22% SLOP Minions & Monsters Yellow pill chaos meets silent-era cinephilia BASED
  95. 22% SLOP The Third Jihad Unflinching 2008 doc on cultural jihad infiltration. BASED
  96. 22% SLOP The Frighteners Ghosts, murder, Fox pre-quackery — practical effects win BASED
  97. 22% SLOP The BFG Wholesome Dahl adaptation, zero agenda rot BASED
  98. 22% SLOP Once Upon a Time in Gaza Gazan crime dramedy with authentic bite and survival wit BASED
  99. 22% SLOP Pirates of the Caribbean Theme-park ride turned swashbuckling classic before sequels rotted it. BASED
  100. 22% SLOP Brave Pixar before the messaging rot — family wins BASED
  101. 22% SLOP Gone Girl Fincher's razor-sharp marital horror show BASED
  102. 78% SLOP Super Mario Bros. (1993) Dystopian plumbers, script that hates the source SLOP
  103. 22% SLOP The Super Mario Bros. Movie Nintendo IP respected, zero agenda slop BASED
  104. 22% SLOP Nimona Shapeshifting gremlin energy, zero committee slop BASED
  105. 22% SLOP American History X Prison redemption without the lectures BASED
  106. 22% SLOP The Patriot Redcoat body count simulator with family duty intact BASED
  107. 22% SLOP Hotel Rwanda Real genocide, real courage, zero committee slop BASED
  108. 22% SLOP Masters of the Universe (1987) Dolph as He-Man, practical sword fights, peak 80s testosterone BASED
  109. 22% SLOP The Wind & the Reckoning Hawaiian family defies empire, based on real memoirs BASED
  110. 22% SLOP Oddity Irish horror that actually respects the audience BASED
  111. 22% SLOP Barbie: Princess Charm School Wholesome princess training, zero degeneracy BASED
  112. 22% SLOP Puss in Boots Swashbuckling cat caper, fairy-tale roots intact BASED
  113. 78% SLOP Snow White (2025) Messy reimagining that inverts the source thesis for modern messaging. SLOP
  114. 22% SLOP Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum Found-footage ghost hunt done right, zero woke rot BASED
  115. 22% SLOP Flushed Away Aardman sewer rats deliver charm without the sludge BASED
  116. 78% SLOP He's All That TikTok remake that forgot why the original worked SLOP
  117. 22% SLOP Cidade de Deus Favela cycle shown as trap, not aesthetic. BASED
  118. 22% SLOP The Believer Jewish skinhead identity crisis, zero committee slop BASED
  119. 22% SLOP Bernie (2011) Linklater's deadpan Texas murder ballad — charm with a body count. BASED
  120. 22% SLOP 500 Days of Summer Indie romance that skips the fairy tale for actual consequences. BASED