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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 85% SLOP The Poughkeepsie Tapes Snuff-film cosplay marketed as horror. SLOP
  2. 15% SLOP Who Framed Roger Rabbit 80s animation-noir hybrid that still slaps BASED
  3. 15% SLOP Mad Max Road warrior grit, practical carnage, zero committee slop. BASED
  4. 16% SLOP ParaNorman Stop-motion ghostbusting with actual soul. BASED
  5. 16% SLOP The Lego Batman Movie Brick-built Batman roast, zero moral rot BASED
  6. 16% SLOP Halloweentown 90s Disney Halloween classic — family, magic, zero rot BASED
  7. 16% SLOP Shane 1953 Western that still hits — duty, family, and zero lectures BASED
  8. 16% SLOP Zulu Heroic stand, practical grit, zero revisionist rot BASED
  9. 16% SLOP Major League 80s underdog baseball romp, zero agenda BASED
  10. 16% SLOP When the Wind Blows Nuclear dread drawn by hand, no committee rot BASED
  11. 16% SLOP The Bourne Supremacy Competent assassin thriller, zero degeneracy BASED
  12. 16% SLOP Predestination Heinlein loop, zero committee fingerprints BASED
  13. 16% SLOP Lone Survivor SEALs vs Taliban, duty and brotherhood intact BASED
  14. 16% SLOP Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Mixtape-fueled found family beats ego's daddy issues BASED
  15. 16% SLOP The Hunt for Red October Cold War sub cat-and-mouse, Clancy intact BASED
  16. 16% SLOP 55 Days at Peking 1963 epic with grit, duty, and zero modern rot. BASED
  17. 16% SLOP Argo True-story exfil with balls, zero modern rot BASED
  18. 16% SLOP Let the Right One In Vampire coming-of-age with actual moral weight BASED
  19. 16% SLOP The Zone of Interest Banality of evil, zero relish, maximum dread BASED
  20. 16% SLOP Prey Comanche warrior vs Predator, zero franchise rot BASED
  21. 16% SLOP Conclave Vatican thriller that treats faith like adults BASED
  22. 84% SLOP Sausage Party Animated food orgy that mistakes vulgarity for satire SLOP
  23. 16% SLOP The Transformers: The Movie (1986) Orson Welles narrates robot genocide, peak 80s BASED
  24. 16% SLOP Sicario (2015) Cartel war hell with zero glorification BASED
  25. 16% SLOP Logan Wolverine finally gets the adult movie he earned BASED
  26. 16% SLOP Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Practical carnage, zero committee rot. BASED
  27. 16% SLOP The Incredibles 2 Pixar peak, family duty over ego, zero agenda BASED
  28. 84% SLOP Zombiegeddon (2003) Troma-grade Satan zombie slop with zero craft. SLOP
  29. 16% SLOP Hell or High Water Texas brothers vs bank; duty, grit, zero lectures. BASED
  30. 16% SLOP Monsters University Pixar heart, zero agenda sludge BASED
  31. 16% SLOP Come and See War as soul-shredding nightmare, zero glamour. BASED
  32. 16% SLOP Das Boot Grim U-boat realism, zero Nazi chic or redemption arcs BASED
  33. 16% SLOP RoboCop 1987 practical-effects satire that still slaps BASED
  34. 16% SLOP Hasta el último hombre Faith, duty, and real combat that still hits. BASED
  35. 16% SLOP I Want to Eat Your Pancreas Terminal illness handled with soul, zero degeneracy BASED
  36. 84% SLOP Killer Rats Cheesy 2003 rat horror that earns every bit of its B-movie shame. SLOP
  37. 16% SLOP The Exorcist Faith beats demon, practical effects carry the dread. BASED
  38. 16% SLOP Forrest Gump Tom Hanks jogs through history while America stays based BASED
  39. 84% SLOP Scary Movie 6 Franchise corpse propped up for dick jokes and zero stakes. SLOP
  40. 16% SLOP Dr. No First Bond film, still the blueprint before franchise rot BASED
  41. 16% SLOP La Haine Banlieue truth bomb, zero committee slop BASED
  42. 16% SLOP Soul (2020) Pixar jazz odyssey nails purpose without the rot BASED
  43. 16% SLOP Spaceballs Mel Brooks' laser-accurate Star Wars roast BASED
  44. 16% SLOP Silence Scorsese faith epic — based as hell BASED
  45. 16% SLOP Waking Life Rotoscope dream quest that treats adults like adults BASED
  46. 16% SLOP Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Prequel redemption arc with lightsabers and duty BASED
  47. 17% SLOP Forgotten Island Filipino myth, unbreakable bonds, DreamWorks peak BASED
  48. 17% SLOP The Mitchells vs. the Machines Original family vs. robot apocalypse, zero committee rot BASED
  49. 17% SLOP The Caine Mutiny Bogart's Queeg owns the bridge, duty under fire BASED
  50. 17% SLOP American Sniper Duty, sacrifice, and zero narrative rot BASED
  51. 17% SLOP Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Gene Wilder owns the factory and the morals. BASED
  52. 17% SLOP Pilecki's Report Heroic duty, two tyrannies exposed, zero degeneracy BASED
  53. 17% SLOP Con Air 90s action banger, Cage at peak unhinged BASED
  54. 17% SLOP RRRrrrr!!! French caveman slapstick, zero ideology BASED
  55. 17% SLOP Sideways Wine-soaked bromance with real stakes and zero lectures BASED
  56. 17% SLOP Unforgiven Gunslingers face consequences, not glory BASED
  57. 17% SLOP Knives Out Whodunit done right, zero lectures. BASED
  58. 17% SLOP The Warriors Coney Island gang odyssey, pure 70s street grit. BASED
  59. 17% SLOP Destroy All Monsters Godzilla squad stomps aliens with practical suits, zero slop BASED
  60. 17% SLOP Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack Mecha war epic with actual stakes and no committee rot BASED
  61. 17% SLOP Ne Zha 2 Chinese myth reborn in fire and flawless animation BASED
  62. 17% SLOP Monkey Business 1952 Hawks screwball, zero modern rot BASED
  63. 17% SLOP The Odyssey (2026 film) Nolan's IMAX epic sails the source home intact. BASED
  64. 17% SLOP Suzume Grief, doors, and Shinkai auteur magic — based BASED
  65. 17% SLOP The Untouchables De Palma's 1987 gangster takedown, zero modern rot. BASED
  66. 17% SLOP Corpse Bride Stop-motion gothic romance that still slaps BASED
  67. 17% SLOP Jojo Rabbit Nazi satire that mocks the right targets BASED
  68. 17% SLOP Coraline Stop-motion dark fairy tale done right BASED
  69. 17% SLOP Rocky IV Cold War montages and Soviet punching bags, peak 80s based. BASED
  70. 17% SLOP Platoon Grunt-level Vietnam hell, zero glamour BASED
  71. 17% SLOP Downfall (2004) Bunker collapse, Nazis as monsters, zero glorification. BASED
  72. 17% SLOP Fallen Angels Wong Kar-wai neon noir, auteur voice intact BASED
  73. 18% SLOP The Tunnel to Summer, the Exit of Goodbyes Heartfelt tunnel wish tale, zero slop. BASED
  74. 18% SLOP Scanners Cronenberg head explosions, practical and unapologetic BASED
  75. 18% SLOP The Secret Life of Pets Pet heist romp, family fun with zero agenda. BASED
  76. 18% SLOP The Evil Dead Raimi’s practical nightmare, zero committee rot BASED
  77. 18% SLOP Slither (2006) Practical alien horror that still slaps BASED
  78. 18% SLOP Turner & Hooch 80s cop-dog buddy flick, zero agenda BASED
  79. 82% SLOP The Crow (2024) Reboot that strips the soul for committee slop SLOP
  80. 82% SLOP Texas Rangers By-the-numbers Western that squanders every gun and horse. SLOP
  81. 18% SLOP The Black Phone Kid gets calls from the dead, turns tables on killer. Based. BASED
  82. 18% SLOP Princess Mononoke Miyazaki masterpiece. Nature vs industry, zero slop. BASED
  83. 82% SLOP Street Fighter (1994) Van Damme guile, Raul Julia dying for this SLOP
  84. 18% SLOP My Big Fat Greek Wedding Greek family traditions roast the modern world BASED
  85. 18% SLOP The Abyss Practical water terror with real stakes and zero CGI crutch. BASED
  86. 18% SLOP Tropic Thunder Hollywood ego roast that still slaps BASED
  87. 18% SLOP The Neutron Bomb Archival nuclear history done right, no lectures attached. BASED
  88. 18% SLOP Johnny Got His Gun War horror shown as damning, not spectacle BASED
  89. 18% SLOP Warfare (2025) Real-time SEAL op, veteran co-director, war as lived hell. BASED
  90. 18% SLOP Taxi (1998) Marseille taxi chaos, zero agenda, pure fun BASED
  91. 18% SLOP Bad News Bears Drunk coach, foul-mouthed kids, zero lectures BASED
  92. 18% SLOP The Gamers: Hands of Fate Kickstarter nerd love letter, zero corporate slop BASED
  93. 18% SLOP The Imitation Game Turing's mind vs Nazis, tragedy earned, zero slop BASED
  94. 18% SLOP Everybody Wants Some!! Linklater's 80s jock comedy, pure vibes no lectures BASED
  95. 18% SLOP Prince of the City Lumet cop corruption epic, zero modern lectures BASED
  96. 18% SLOP Gaza Mon Amour Late-life Gaza romance with absurd statue laughs BASED
  97. 18% SLOP Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Heart, humor, and zero franchise fatigue BASED
  98. 18% SLOP The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface's dinner party, still undefeated BASED
  99. 82% SLOP Howard the Duck Duck-human romance with 80s practical effects SLOP
  100. 18% SLOP A Dog's Purpose Wholesome dog reincarnation, zero degeneracy BASED
  101. 18% SLOP Genocide Polish WWII suffering animated without apology BASED
  102. 18% SLOP The BFG Wholesome Dahl adaptation, pure wonder no rot. BASED
  103. 18% SLOP The Armstrong Lie Doping exposé that actually names the fraud BASED
  104. 18% SLOP Harbin Duty, sacrifice, and icy resistance against empire. BASED
  105. 18% SLOP Blade Daywalker slays vamps, 90s grit intact BASED
  106. 18% SLOP Gremlins 2: The New Batch Meta sequel that roasts its own franchise with glee BASED
  107. 18% SLOP Atlantis: The Lost Empire Steampunk Atlantis quest, zero modern rot BASED
  108. 18% SLOP Guardians of the Galaxy Found family vs space fascists, zero preach BASED
  109. 82% SLOP Waiting... (2005) Raunchy crotch comedy that mistakes degeneracy for laughs. SLOP
  110. 18% SLOP Rush Hour Jackie Chan and Tucker carry the buddy-cop genre on their backs BASED
  111. 18% SLOP Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Hedgehog chaos done right, zero agenda attached BASED
  112. 18% SLOP Sleeping Beauty Fairy-tale classic, true love conquers all BASED
  113. 18% SLOP Watership Down Rabbit saga of duty, grit, and survival; animation with teeth BASED
  114. 18% SLOP Out and About Indie walkabout with actual insight, zero slop BASED
  115. 18% SLOP Ginger Snaps Puberty werewolf horror with bite and brains. BASED
  116. 18% SLOP Legally Blonde Pink power fantasy that actually delivers BASED
  117. 18% SLOP La Dolce Vita Fellini's 1960 masterpiece, decadence on celluloid BASED
  118. 18% SLOP South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999 edgelord peak: censorship gets the chair. BASED
  119. 18% SLOP Rogue One Star Wars prequel with grit, stakes, and sacrifice. BASED
  120. 18% SLOP Tangled Rapunzel's hair, zero committee rot BASED