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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 22% SLOP Cidade de Deus Favela cycle shown as trap, not aesthetic. BASED
  2. 22% SLOP The Believer Jewish skinhead identity crisis, zero committee slop BASED
  3. 22% SLOP Bernie (2011) Linklater's deadpan Texas murder ballad — charm with a body count. BASED
  4. 22% SLOP 500 Days of Summer Indie romance that skips the fairy tale for actual consequences. BASED
  5. 22% SLOP The Accountant (2016) Competent autistic hitman accountant beats the system. BASED
  6. 22% SLOP Mulan 1998 original: duty, family, zero modern sermon. BASED
  7. 78% SLOP Terminator Genisys Franchise slop with time-travel plot cancer SLOP
  8. 22% SLOP A Bridge Too Far 1977 war epic that still holds up BASED
  9. 22% SLOP Inland Empire Lynch fever dream; 3 hours of pure auteur brain-melt. BASED
  10. 22% SLOP King Kong vs. Godzilla Rubber suits, city smashing, zero ideology — 1962 kaiju gold. BASED
  11. 22% SLOP Independence Day Will Smith punches aliens, America wins, practical effects carry the day BASED
  12. 22% SLOP Steiner – Das Eiserne Kreuz Eastern Front meat grinder, zero modern sermonizing. BASED
  13. 22% SLOP Aladdin 90s Disney peak with one immortal performance. BASED
  14. 22% SLOP Tschick (Goodbye Berlin) Road-trip friendship flick with zero ideology rot. BASED
  15. 22% SLOP Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Lynch's unflinching descent into evil, zero committee notes BASED
  16. 22% SLOP Rocky III 80s underdog grit before the merch avalanche. BASED
  17. 78% SLOP Twitter X: the Movie 2024 short parody that should have stayed in drafts SLOP
  18. 78% SLOP Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 studio-mandated meta sequel that murdered the franchise SLOP
  19. 22% SLOP Planet of the Apes Ape uprising done right, practical grit over CGI slop BASED
  20. 22% SLOP The Driver Tight neo-noir with zero CGI crutches BASED
  21. 22% SLOP Faust Goethe's soul bargain, damnation with moral teeth BASED
  22. 78% SLOP Child's Play 3 90s franchise filler, doll kills cadets SLOP
  23. 22% SLOP Hostiles Brutal 1892 Western that treats violence as damnation, not spectacle BASED
  24. 22% SLOP Charlie Wilson's War texas congressman funds mujahideen, gets the bill later BASED
  25. 22% SLOP Gettysburg Civil War epic that honors duty over slogans BASED
  26. 22% SLOP Rosemary's Baby 1968 satanic horror that still hits — evil shown as evil BASED
  27. 22% SLOP Shutter Island Scorsese craft, DiCaprio delusion, earned bleak payoff BASED
  28. 22% SLOP Full Metal Jacket Kubrick's war machine, zero ideology slop. BASED
  29. 22% SLOP Mean Streets Scorsese raw: Little Italy guilt, street blood, no committee slop BASED
  30. 78% SLOP Thor: Love and Thunder MCU quip avalanche flattens gods and stakes SLOP
  31. 22% SLOP Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story (2024) Based YouTuber delivers throwback action short. BASED
  32. 22% SLOP Space Jam 90s toon basketball banger, zero agenda BASED
  33. 22% SLOP You Only Live Twice Peak 60s Bond: volcano lair, ninjas, steel teeth, zero modern slop BASED
  34. 78% SLOP Envy/Desire (2024) Twitter-brained trans satire, ideology wins. SLOP
  35. 78% SLOP Jeepers Creepers 3 franchise corpse, direct-to-video rot SLOP
  36. 22% SLOP Easy A scarlet letter but make it funny and zero preach BASED
  37. 22% SLOP Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Solid launchpad for wizarding wonder, pre-franchise rot. BASED
  38. 22% SLOP The Lighthouse Eggers' black-and-white descent — based madness BASED
  39. 22% SLOP The Cabin in the Woods Meta horror that actually respects your brain. BASED
  40. 22% SLOP Shrek Ogre-shaped middle finger to Disney slop BASED
  41. 22% SLOP City of God Favelas as hellscape, violence with teeth BASED
  42. 22% SLOP Tesis Spanish debut that guts voyeurism without turning it into a show. BASED
  43. 22% SLOP Funny Games (1997) Haneke weaponizes boredom and brutality against the viewer BASED
  44. 22% SLOP Funny Games (1998) Haneke's fourth-wall indictment of violence tourism BASED
  45. 22% SLOP Europa Lars von Trier arthouse, pre-woke fever dream BASED
  46. 78% SLOP Ghostbusters (2016) Gender-swapped reboot that forgot the jokes. SLOP
  47. 22% SLOP Revenge of the Sith Prequel peak, Anakin's fall still stings BASED
  48. 22% SLOP Her AI romance that actually respects the audience BASED
  49. 22% SLOP American Flyers 80s bike bros drama that still pedals straight BASED
  50. 22% SLOP Shot Caller Gritty prison descent, zero franchise slop BASED
  51. 22% SLOP 12 Monkeys Gilliam time-bender that still respects your brain BASED
  52. 24% SLOP M3GAN Killer doll slays, literally and figuratively BASED
  53. 24% SLOP Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster 70s kaiju brawl with a pollution sermon that lands BASED
  54. 24% SLOP Under the Tuscan Sun Divorce recovery in the Tuscan sun, still charming BASED
  55. 24% SLOP Breaking the Waves Raw faith, brutal sex, zero moral inversion BASED
  56. 24% SLOP The Princess and the Frog Hard work, jazz, and true love — Disney before the rot BASED
  57. 24% SLOP Spider-Man: Homecoming Tom Holland swings, MCU actually cooks BASED
  58. 24% SLOP K-PAX Straight sci-fi on belief and sanity, no agenda rot. BASED
  59. 24% SLOP I Am Sam Fatherhood, disability, and custody — duty wins BASED
  60. 24% SLOP Astro Boy Robot kid punches for family, duty, and humanity BASED
  61. 24% SLOP Patlabor: The Movie 3 Solid cel-era mech cop flick, no thesis rot BASED
  62. 24% SLOP The Substance Body horror that roasts Hollywood vanity without preaching BASED
  63. 24% SLOP Dredd Grimy future-cop violence, source-faithful and zero lectures BASED
  64. 24% SLOP Captain America: Civil War Team split done right before MCU rot set in BASED
  65. 24% SLOP The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run Silly road trip, zero degeneracy, actual fun BASED
  66. 24% SLOP Civil War Original war thriller, practical grit over messaging. BASED
  67. 24% SLOP Turning Red Puberty panda hugs family duty without preaching BASED
  68. 24% SLOP 28 Years Later Rage virus sequel that remembers families exist. BASED
  69. 24% SLOP Tropic Thunder Hollywood war satire that still hits harder than most comedies BASED
  70. 24% SLOP The Stuff 80s cult satire that roasts junk food better than most docs BASED
  71. 24% SLOP Scream Meta slasher that still mocks its own genre rules. BASED
  72. 24% SLOP Terror of Mechagodzilla Showa kaiju brawl with practical suits and zero CGI committee rot BASED
  73. 24% SLOP Godzilla Raids Again Showa kaiju sequel, rubber suits and city stomping intact. BASED
  74. 24% SLOP Rambo III 80s muscle, Soviets on the menu, zero apologies. BASED
  75. 24% SLOP Enemy of the State 90s surveillance thriller that still slaps BASED
  76. 24% SLOP Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) Suitmation kaiju brawl that still slaps BASED
  77. 76% SLOP Emilia Pérez Trans cartel redemption musical; ideology eats story SLOP
  78. 24% SLOP Mid90s Skate rat rites of passage, zero franchise rot. BASED
  79. 24% SLOP Sing 2 Wholesome animal karaoke sequel that delivers BASED
  80. 24% SLOP Os Infiltrados Scorsese rat maze with moral teeth, not slop BASED
  81. 24% SLOP La Femme Nikita Aesthetic assassin origin with actual moral weight. BASED
  82. 76% SLOP The Hostel 2 torture porn sequel that doubles down on gore as the point SLOP
  83. 24% SLOP Beavis and Butt-Head Do America MTV idiots on a cross-country bender, zero pretension BASED
  84. 24% SLOP Buen Camino Wholesome pilgrimage comedy that honors family and the trail. BASED
  85. 24% SLOP Frozen Sister bond > romance, zero degeneracy payload. BASED
  86. 24% SLOP Normal (2025) Odenkirk sheriff vs small-town rot — kinetic neo-Western fun BASED
  87. 24% SLOP Dennis the Menace Wholesome mischief, zero modern rot. BASED
  88. 24% SLOP Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Gunn's farewell tour: heart, fur, and zero franchise fatigue BASED
  89. 24% SLOP Collateral Mann's LA night run, Cruise unhinged but grounded BASED
  90. 24% SLOP GoldenEye Brosnan's first Bond — peak 90s escapism, not slop. BASED
  91. 24% SLOP The Hunger Games Dystopian rebellion with moral weight, YA polish BASED
  92. 24% SLOP The Lobster Austere dystopia that roasts couple culture without mercy BASED
  93. 24% SLOP The Woman in the Yard Grief allegory with actual craft — rare Blumhouse win BASED
  94. 24% SLOP Nacho Libre Monk throws down for orphans — peak jack black chaos BASED
  95. 24% SLOP Starship Troopers Militarism satire that still slaps in 2026 BASED
  96. 24% SLOP The Hateful Eight Tarantino cabin fever: blood, banter, zero committee BASED
  97. 26% SLOP The German Doctor Mengele in Patagonia, historical dread without the preach BASED
  98. 26% SLOP The Last King of Scotland Idi Amin's terror shown as damning horror, not cool spectacle BASED
  99. 26% SLOP Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery Blanc's third case nails the whodunit without franchise rot BASED
  100. 74% SLOP Todo Mundo Em Pânico (2026) Franchise corpse propped up by sex gags and identity jabs. SLOP
  101. 74% SLOP Star Wars: The Last Jedi Franchise committee slop that humiliates its heroes for sport. SLOP
  102. 26% SLOP A Time to Kill Grisham courtroom banger, justice with teeth BASED
  103. 26% SLOP Fear and Desire Kubrick's raw debut: war as existential trap, not spectacle BASED
  104. 26% SLOP Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Franchise split but moral clarity holds BASED
  105. 74% SLOP Eternals MCU diversity checklist in space pants SLOP
  106. 74% SLOP Bowling for Columbine Moore's 2002 gun sermon, facts as props SLOP
  107. 26% SLOP 22 July Real atrocity shown as horror, not spectacle BASED
  108. 74% SLOP Saw Torture porn franchise that sells suffering as spectacle SLOP
  109. 27% SLOP Superman (2025) Hopepunk reset in spandex BASED
  110. 27% SLOP Face/Off Stylish face-swap carnage, zero thesis rot BASED
  111. 27% SLOP Dragon Ball Super: Broly Broly returns, animation carries the canon baggage BASED
  112. 27% SLOP The Man with the Golden Gun Bond does Asia, practical cool, zero modern lectures. BASED
  113. 27% SLOP Us Peele’s doppelganger horror still lands BASED
  114. 27% SLOP Evil Dead 2 Raimi’s chainsaw ballet — gore with a grin BASED
  115. 27% SLOP Trainspotting heroin, hope, and the worst flat in Edinburgh BASED
  116. 28% SLOP The Believer (2001) Raw Jewish neo-Nazi identity spiral, Gosling detonates BASED
  117. 28% SLOP Only You Light rom-com chase, zero thesis rot BASED
  118. 28% SLOP The Scorpion King Muscle-bound heroics, pre-MCU desert pulp BASED
  119. 28% SLOP The Last Samurai Honor, duty, and one American learns bushido. BASED
  120. 28% SLOP Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 1978 tomato terror, practical effects gold BASED