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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 28% SLOP The Scorpion King Muscle-bound heroics, pre-MCU desert pulp BASED
  2. 28% SLOP The Last Samurai Honor, duty, and one American learns bushido. BASED
  3. 28% SLOP Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 1978 tomato terror, practical effects gold BASED
  4. 28% SLOP Return of the Killer Tomatoes 80s tomato apocalypse, peak camp cheese BASED
  5. 28% SLOP Gone with the Wind 1939 epic: Southern ambition, war, zero modern preaching. BASED
  6. 72% SLOP Minions Franchise cash-grab yellow gags with zero soul SLOP
  7. 28% SLOP Titanic 1997 Cameron epic: ship sinks, class war lite, door lives forever. BASED
  8. 28% SLOP Joe Dirt Mullet underdog anthem — crude but carries heart BASED
  9. 72% SLOP Blair Witch (2016) Shaky-cam sequel slop, CGI witch edition SLOP
  10. 72% SLOP Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania CGI committee slop with quantum plot holes SLOP
  11. 28% SLOP Sing Wholesome animal talent show, zero preach BASED
  12. 72% SLOP Star Wars: The Force Awakens Reheated A New Hope with worse hair SLOP
  13. 28% SLOP Disclosure Day Spielberg UFO disclosure epic — classic contact vibes incoming BASED
  14. 28% SLOP American Psycho Yuppie satire with a body count and zero mercy BASED
  15. 28% SLOP The Conjuring Faith, demons, and zero modern degeneracy — solid horror. BASED
  16. 72% SLOP Captain Marvel Girl-power sermon in spandex, plot takes the L SLOP
  17. 28% SLOP Backrooms (2026) Liminal meme gets A24 treatment — atmosphere wins BASED
  18. 72% SLOP Mortal Kombat 2 Gore spectacle with franchise fatigue SLOP
  19. 29% SLOP Monte Carlo Harmless teen mistaken-identity romp, zero agenda BASED
  20. 29% SLOP Bug Friedkin paranoia trap, zero slop BASED
  21. 29% SLOP Mame Campy 1974 musical fluff, zero degeneracy BASED
  22. 71% SLOP Martyrs Torture porn dressed as philosophy SLOP
  23. 29% SLOP Hereditary Grief, cults, and one very bad car ride. BASED
  24. 71% SLOP 6 Underground Bayhem spectacle, script DOA on arrival SLOP
  25. 29% SLOP The Running Man 80s dystopian action that still slaps without the preach. BASED
  26. 71% SLOP The Driller Killer Drill murders as the whole point, zero soul. SLOP
  27. 29% SLOP Il Ragazzo dai Pantaloni Rosa True story of bullying and loss, told with quiet weight. BASED
  28. 71% SLOP Pierino Crude 80s Italian teen sex-comedy slop SLOP
  29. 71% SLOP The Ringer (2005) Disability as punchline — 2005 edgelord slop SLOP
  30. 29% SLOP Big Fat Liar 2002 kid caper with a spine of honesty. BASED
  31. 71% SLOP Minions (2015) Banana-fueled franchise slop for the merch machine. SLOP
  32. 71% SLOP Terminator: Dark Fate Franchise corpse reanimated for one last paycheck SLOP
  33. 29% SLOP A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Wes Craven's dream demon still slaps, practical kills rule. BASED
  34. 29% SLOP Monster House Animated haunted-house romp with kid grit, zero preach BASED
  35. 29% SLOP Scream 6 Ghostface back with fresh meta cuts, franchise still breathing. BASED
  36. 29% SLOP Invasion of Astro-Monster Suitmation kaiju brawl with alien tourists. BASED
  37. 71% SLOP Tokyo Gore Police Gore porn with mutants and zero brakes SLOP
  38. 71% SLOP RoboCop 3 Franchise sequel that forgot the satire and the R-rating SLOP
  39. 71% SLOP Ratchet & Clank Video game adaptation that phoned it in SLOP
  40. 71% SLOP Thunderbolts* MCU anti-hero committee slop with moral inversion wallpaper SLOP
  41. 71% SLOP I Saw the TV Glow Neon static as trans allegory, plot optional SLOP
  42. 29% SLOP The Notebook Sentimental romance that still honors lifelong duty. BASED
  43. 71% SLOP Borat Shock slop: degeneracy as the entire joke SLOP
  44. 29% SLOP The Room Auteur fever dream that accidentally invented meme cinema BASED
  45. 29% SLOP A Hora do Mal Ensemble horror that actually tries. BASED
  46. 29% SLOP They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Depression-era despair executed with zero mercy BASED
  47. 71% SLOP The Angry Birds Movie Game cash-in that forgot the birds were just angry pixels. SLOP
  48. 71% SLOP Hellraiser 6: Inferno Direct-to-video cash grab with puzzle-box fatigue SLOP
  49. 71% SLOP Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Franchise slop sequel that fumbled the lore for Easter eggs. SLOP
  50. 71% SLOP Hellraiser: Bloodline Studio-mangled franchise entry, pinhead deserved better SLOP
  51. 29% SLOP The Fifth Element 90s Luc Besson fever dream that still slaps BASED
  52. 29% SLOP Forsaken Old west father-son redemption with actual stakes. BASED
  53. 71% SLOP Secretary BDSM boilerplate sold as empowerment SLOP
  54. 29% SLOP Real Steel Robot boxing dad redemption arc — 2011 popcorn done right BASED
  55. 71% SLOP Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Spinal Tap clone that forgot the satire SLOP
  56. 29% SLOP The Place Beyond the Pines Father-son cycles, motorcycle grit, zero committee rot BASED
  57. 29% SLOP Michael (2026) Jackson family origin story, blood and all BASED
  58. 71% SLOP The Little Mermaid (2024) CGI-heavy remake that swims in circles SLOP
  59. 29% SLOP Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Video game movie that actually delivers — unicorn status BASED
  60. 29% SLOP Obsession (2026) Wish-granting willow horror that actually lands the punch. BASED
  61. 29% SLOP The Killer Fincher assassin zen, cold craft over catharsis BASED
  62. 71% SLOP The Haunting in Connecticut haunted house by numbers with true-story cosplay SLOP
  63. 31% SLOP Nobody 2 Dad assassin on family vacation, punches land BASED
  64. 31% SLOP The Matrix Reloaded Solid sequel, but CGI bloat and filler scenes drag it BASED
  65. 31% SLOP Sudden Death 90s Van Damme hockey terrorism banger BASED
  66. 31% SLOP The VelociPastor Dinosaur priest slaughters sin with claws BASED
  67. 31% SLOP Midsommar Daylight pagan horror with auteur craft, not committee slop. BASED
  68. 31% SLOP American Made Tom Cruise cartel pilot romp, real planes save it BASED
  69. 31% SLOP World War Z Zombie hordes with stakes, family duty intact BASED
  70. 31% SLOP Rubber Tire gains sentience, audience gets ratio'd BASED
  71. 31% SLOP The Amazing Spider-Man Reboot with heart, Garfield grit, and uncle Ben's lesson intact. BASED
  72. 31% SLOP Son of Godzilla Showa kaiju camp with dad issues and mantis swarms. BASED
  73. 31% SLOP Hellraiser Practical-effects puzzle box of desire and damnation BASED
  74. 31% SLOP Kung Fu Panda 4 Po still slaps, franchise starting to wobble BASED
  75. 31% SLOP Charlie's Angels Campy 2000 action that still slaps BASED
  76. 31% SLOP Manic (2001) Raw indie psych-ward drama, zero franchise rot BASED
  77. 31% SLOP Christine King's killer Plymouth still runs on practical terror BASED
  78. 68% SLOP Subservience AI gynoid yandere slop with mixed execution SLOP
  79. 68% SLOP The Dictator Raunchy dictator satire buried in genital gags SLOP
  80. 68% SLOP Big Ass Spider! B-movie spider rampage with zero self-respect. SLOP
  81. 68% SLOP You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sandler's 2008 dick-joke marathon in Mossad cosplay SLOP
  82. 68% SLOP El Paseo (Dago García) Formulaic Colombian road-trip slop that cashed in hard. SLOP
  83. 68% SLOP Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace Jar Jar's origin story, midi-chlorian nonsense included SLOP
  84. 68% SLOP Maniac Gore spectacle with mannequin LARP, no redemption. SLOP
  85. 68% SLOP Lula, o Filho do Brasil Hagiographic Lula biopic, ideology over story. SLOP
  86. 32% SLOP Ó Pai, Ó Carnival chaos with real Brazilian soul, light on preach BASED
  87. 32% SLOP Tron: Legacy Neon grid banger with paper-thin plot. BASED
  88. 68% SLOP Animal Farm (2026) Loose Orwell, heavy star voices, light on bite SLOP
  89. 68% SLOP Sleeping with Other People Raunchy rom-com that glamorizes serial cheating SLOP
  90. 68% SLOP The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Franchise CGI sequel, star power over substance. SLOP
  91. 67% SLOP Pocahontas Noble savage rewrite with catchy tunes SLOP
  92. 67% SLOP Master Campus racism lecture with ghost seasoning SLOP
  93. 67% SLOP Scream 7 Ghostface mask on a tired franchise corpse SLOP
  94. 67% SLOP Wicked Moral inversion as the whole thesis SLOP
  95. 34% SLOP The Menu Sharp class-war satire on fine-dining fraud. MID
  96. 34% SLOP The Avengers Heroic team-up before MCU committee rot. MID
  97. 34% SLOP Shrek Forever After Sequel with soul, not full franchise rot. MID
  98. 34% SLOP Child's Play 2 90s doll slasher sequel, practical kills hold up MID
  99. 34% SLOP The Maze Runner YA maze prison break with friendship and zero lectures MID
  100. 34% SLOP Julien Donkey-Boy Dogme 95 fever dream — raw but relentlessly bleak MID
  101. 34% SLOP The Last Temptation of Christ Scorsese's Jesus wrestles flesh, faith, and the cross MID
  102. 34% SLOP Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Blue blur sequel that mostly nails the family fun without the preach MID
  103. 64% SLOP How High Weed-as-superpower stoner comedy that never sobers up MID
  104. 64% SLOP The Hangover Bro-comedy degeneracy as the thesis MID
  105. 64% SLOP To Boldly Flee Internet trainwreck that boldly flees coherence MID
  106. 64% SLOP Captain America: Brave New World MCU formula with faithful Sam Wilson Cap MID
  107. 64% SLOP The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Villain pile-up kills what little soul it had MID
  108. 64% SLOP Possession Graphic adultery and demonic sex as thesis MID
  109. 62% SLOP The Odyssey Nolan craft clobbered by source swaps and modern quips. MID
  110. 38% SLOP Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Peak 90s Carrey chaos, one joke didn't age MID
  111. 62% SLOP The Housemaid (2025) Erotic thriller that mistakes twists for depth. MID
  112. 38% SLOP Despicable Me Redemption arc and family beats carry it; franchise bloat does not MID
  113. 38% SLOP Dirty Work Raunchy revenge flick with heart buried under the pranks MID
  114. 38% SLOP Godzilla: Final Wars Kaiju crossover fever dream with mutant swagger MID
  115. 38% SLOP Iron Man 3 Shane Black quips vs MCU bloat — split decision MID
  116. 62% SLOP The Grudge Hollywood jump-scare factory, curse loses its teeth. MID
  117. 38% SLOP Warlock (1989) 80s satanic chase with practical flair MID
  118. 62% SLOP Scary Movie Gross-out parody that drowns horror in dick jokes. MID
  119. 38% SLOP The Fire Within (1963) Elegant French despair with zero redemption arc MID
  120. 38% SLOP Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings MCU with better fights than average, still franchise sludge MID