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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 18% SLOP Legally Blonde Pink power fantasy that actually delivers BASED
  2. 18% SLOP La Dolce Vita Fellini's 1960 masterpiece, decadence on celluloid BASED
  3. 18% SLOP South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999 edgelord peak: censorship gets the chair. BASED
  4. 18% SLOP Rogue One Star Wars prequel with grit, stakes, and sacrifice. BASED
  5. 18% SLOP Tangled Rapunzel's hair, zero committee rot BASED
  6. 18% SLOP Game King: Takahashi Meijin vs Mouri Meijin 1986 mockumentary flexes retro gaming rivalry. BASED
  7. 18% SLOP Dahua Xiyou Stephen Chow's time-bending monkey farce, peak 90s chaos BASED
  8. 18% SLOP Red Cliff John Woo's 2009 epic: practical battles, historical weight, zero CGI slop BASED
  9. 18% SLOP Ashens and the Quest of the Game Child Low-budget British nerd comedy that actually lands. BASED
  10. 18% SLOP 5 Centimeters Per Second Cherry blossoms and quiet regret, peak Shinkai BASED
  11. 18% SLOP Love Letter Grief, coincidence, and quiet romance done right BASED
  12. 18% SLOP Once Upon a Time in the Middle East Chinese chef turns war zone into sanctuary BASED
  13. 18% SLOP Caché Surveillance dread, colonial reckoning, zero CGI BASED
  14. 18% SLOP The Other Guys Bromance cop parody that still slaps in 2026. BASED
  15. 18% SLOP The SpongeBob Movie Wholesome sponge chaos, friendship over degeneracy BASED
  16. 18% SLOP Creed Rocky heir done proper, zero committee rot BASED
  17. 18% SLOP A Monster in Paris Wholesome 1910 Paris flea-monster musical, zero agenda. BASED
  18. 18% SLOP Rush Rivalry, real cars, zero committee rot BASED
  19. 18% SLOP The Man Who Knew Infinity Ramanujan biopic that lets the math breathe BASED
  20. 18% SLOP Catch Me If You Can Charming con-man biopic, zero franchise slop. BASED
  21. 18% SLOP Close Raw grief, real boys, zero agenda sludge BASED
  22. 82% SLOP Pierino torna a scuola Crude 80s Italian teen sex farce, degeneracy as punchline SLOP
  23. 18% SLOP Eighth Grade raw middle-school cringe, zero agenda BASED
  24. 18% SLOP Thunderball Connery-era Bond: underwater mayhem, zero committee rot. BASED
  25. 18% SLOP Mind Game Psychedelic anime fever dream with pure auteur energy. BASED
  26. 82% SLOP Pixels Adam Sandler video-game fever dream, CGI slop supreme SLOP
  27. 18% SLOP Fearless (2006) Hero's journey with real stakes and zero irony BASED
  28. 18% SLOP Lady Bird Mother-daughter knife fight done right BASED
  29. 18% SLOP Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Indie heart, friendship, death done right. BASED
  30. 18% SLOP Sing Street 80s Dublin band story with zero committee notes BASED
  31. 18% SLOP Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Practical effects, redemption, Ewoks — peak trilogy close. BASED
  32. 82% SLOP Triumph of the Will Nazi rally highlight reel masquerading as art. SLOP
  33. 18% SLOP James and the Giant Peach Dahl's dark whimsy intact, zero modern rot BASED
  34. 18% SLOP Hullabaloo: Live at Le Zenith, Paris Prog-rock live fire, zero committee slop. BASED
  35. 18% SLOP The Bear Kitchen chaos, real craft, family bones. BASED
  36. 18% SLOP The Dark Knight Rises Nolan capstone: duty, sacrifice, zero nihilism. BASED
  37. 18% SLOP Ran (1985) Kurosawa's Lear: practical war, adult tragedy, zero slop. BASED
  38. 18% SLOP The Notebook Timeless romance that still slaps BASED
  39. 18% SLOP Network Peak 70s media satire, still stings BASED
  40. 18% SLOP Kung Fu Panda Wholesome panda punches way above weight class BASED
  41. 18% SLOP Lost Highway Lynchian fever dream that respects your brain BASED
  42. 82% SLOP Soul Plane Raunchy stereotype stew, degeneracy as the point SLOP
  43. 18% SLOP Naked Gun Peak Zucker absurdity, zero ideology BASED
  44. 81% SLOP Snow White Fairy tale gutted for hashtag empowerment SLOP
  45. 18% SLOP One Battle After Another PTA auteur energy meets revolutionary screwball — rare based blockbuster BASED
  46. 18% SLOP Total Recall 90s sci-fi peak before the committee slop BASED
  47. 18% SLOP Hokum Folk horror that actually delivers the scares BASED
  48. 18% SLOP Höllentour (2004) Grueling Tour de France doc that earns its hell title BASED
  49. 18% SLOP Dawn of the Dead (1978) Romero's mall apocalypse still slaps BASED
  50. 19% SLOP Messi (2014) Athlete ascent doc done right — craft over agenda. BASED
  51. 19% SLOP Dragon Ball Z: Broly – The Legendary Super Saiyan Peak 90s saiyan rage, hand-drawn destruction. BASED
  52. 19% SLOP A Silent Voice Redemption, bullying, and real emotional weight BASED
  53. 19% SLOP The Descent claustrophobic cave horror with real teeth BASED
  54. 19% SLOP Men in Black 90s alien romp done right. BASED
  55. 19% SLOP The Usual Suspects Twist ending that still slaps, zero modern rot. BASED
  56. 19% SLOP At Eternity's Gate Van Gogh biopic with soul, paint, and zero committee rot. BASED
  57. 19% SLOP The Finest Hours 1952 Coast Guard rescue, men doing their job without apology BASED
  58. 19% SLOP Sicario: Day of the Soldado Border cartel action with teeth, no sermons BASED
  59. 19% SLOP The Witch Puritan dread, faith and evil treated straight. BASED
  60. 19% SLOP The Sea Inside Dignity, duty, and moral gravity done right. BASED
  61. 19% SLOP The Longest Yard Prison gridiron redemption, zero modern rot BASED
  62. 19% SLOP The World Will Tremble True Chelmno escape tale, moral weight intact BASED
  63. 19% SLOP The Verdict Paul Newman courtroom classic, moral weight intact BASED
  64. 19% SLOP I Am Not Your Negro Baldwin's words, archival fire, zero committee slop BASED
  65. 19% SLOP Carrie 1976 horror classic, telekinetic revenge with teeth. BASED
  66. 19% SLOP Mean Girls Witty teen satire that still slaps BASED
  67. 19% SLOP Major Payne Drill-sergeant comedy that drills character, not degeneracy BASED
  68. 19% SLOP The Hurt Locker War as addiction, competence as curse BASED
  69. 19% SLOP The Age of Shadows Korean spy epic with duty, grit, and zero modern rot BASED
  70. 19% SLOP Weapons Auteur horror that actually delivers the mystery. BASED
  71. 19% SLOP Ronin Mercenary heist with real car chases, zero CGI slop BASED
  72. 19% SLOP Hook Neverland nostalgia done with heart and whimsy BASED
  73. 19% SLOP The Big Sick True-story rom-com with immigrant family fire and actual heart BASED
  74. 19% SLOP Assa Perestroika-era rock opera with real soul BASED
  75. 19% SLOP Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 90s animal odyssey, zero human degeneracy BASED
  76. 19% SLOP The Phoenician Scheme Wes Anderson does tycoon family business, zero committee rot. BASED
  77. 19% SLOP Uncut Gems Gambling addiction as pure cinema, zero mercy BASED
  78. 19% SLOP Original Transformers 80s toy ad that grew a real spine BASED
  79. 19% SLOP The Spy Who Loved Me Peak Moore Bond before the rot set in. BASED
  80. 19% SLOP Layer Cake British crime caper with teeth, no modern rot BASED
  81. 19% SLOP Stalingrad Eastern Front meat grinder with zero lectures BASED
  82. 19% SLOP Greyhound Tom Hanks convoy escort, duty over drama BASED
  83. 19% SLOP 10 Things I Hate About You 90s teen rom-com that honors Shakespeare without the rot BASED
  84. 19% SLOP Zulu Dawn Straight 1979 war epic, colonial clash rendered raw BASED
  85. 19% SLOP The VVitch Puritan dread, practical terror, zero modern rot BASED
  86. 19% SLOP Zero Dark Thirty Mission-first realism, zero messaging sludge BASED
  87. 19% SLOP Barefoot Gen Hiroshima hell shown as tragedy, not spectacle BASED
  88. 19% SLOP Shadow Wuxia peak, practical ink and steel only. BASED
  89. 19% SLOP Wag the Dog 1997 satire that still owns the spin cycle BASED
  90. 19% SLOP Bloodsport Van Damme's peak, practical fists over CGI excuses BASED
  91. 19% SLOP No Retreat, No Surrender 80s underdog karate revenge with ghost trainer energy BASED
  92. 19% SLOP Spider-Man (2002) Raimi heroics, practical web-slinging, zero committee rot BASED
  93. 19% SLOP Halloween III: Season of the Witch 80s practical horror with zero Myers and maximum weird. BASED
  94. 19% SLOP The Sheep Detectives Sheep solve murder, keep souls intact. BASED
  95. 19% SLOP West Side Story (1961) Gangland Shakespeare with peak choreography BASED
  96. 19% SLOP The Polar Express Christmas train to wonder, zero modern rot BASED
  97. 19% SLOP Resident Evil (2026) Cregger's Raccoon City reboot actually slaps. BASED
  98. 19% SLOP About Time Time-travel rom-com that actually honors family and fatherhood BASED
  99. 19% SLOP Genocide (Ludobójstwo) Polish martyrdom etched in ink and fury. BASED
  100. 19% SLOP With Fire and Sword Faithful Polish epic, source respected, history honored BASED
  101. 19% SLOP Battle of Warsaw 1920 Polish epic with real steel and national spine. BASED
  102. 19% SLOP Zulu (1964) Empire heroism, zero modern lectures BASED
  103. 19% SLOP Point Break (1991) Surf bros, FBI undercover, pure 90s adrenaline BASED
  104. 19% SLOP Buried Coffin thriller, pure tension, no slop BASED
  105. 19% SLOP Hoppers Pixar revives the spark with beaver body-swap eco-chaos. BASED
  106. 19% SLOP Uncle Buck (1989) Candy chaos, family duty, zero agenda. BASED
  107. 19% SLOP T-34 Soviet steel, Nazi chase, no committee rot BASED
  108. 19% SLOP Crazy, Stupid, Love Rom-com that respects consequences and marriage. BASED
  109. 19% SLOP Skyfall Bond's best modern outing, duty and competence intact BASED
  110. 19% SLOP Host Zoom séance horror that actually delivers BASED
  111. 19% SLOP Wonder Woman Amazon warrior done right, source respected BASED
  112. 19% SLOP Go (2001) Zainichi teen romance that respects duty and identity. BASED
  113. 19% SLOP Autopsy of Jane Doe Corpse horror done right, zero modern rot BASED
  114. 19% SLOP Worth (2020) 9/11 fund drama with real moral weight and zero lectures. BASED
  115. 19% SLOP Soul Pixar at peak — purpose, jazz, zero committee rot BASED
  116. 19% SLOP Hero Wuxia masterpiece: duty, sacrifice, visual poetry BASED
  117. 19% SLOP Signs Faith, family, and crop circles done right BASED
  118. 19% SLOP The Iron Claw Wrestling family tragedy with real heart and zero messaging BASED
  119. 19% SLOP Walk the Line Cash biopic with grit, twang, and real redemption arc BASED
  120. 19% SLOP Fighter Patriotic IAF aerial action done right BASED