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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 38% SLOP Warlock (1989) 80s satanic chase with practical flair MID
  2. 62% SLOP Scary Movie Gross-out parody that drowns horror in dick jokes. MID
  3. 38% SLOP The Fire Within (1963) Elegant French despair with zero redemption arc MID
  4. 38% SLOP Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings MCU with better fights than average, still franchise sludge MID
  5. 38% SLOP Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero gohan dad arc rescues franchise from total slop MID
  6. 62% SLOP Transcendence Transhumanist sermon in a dull sci-fi wrapper MID
  7. 61% SLOP Need for Speed Video game cash-in with real cars, fake stakes. MID
  8. 61% SLOP Next Cage future-gimmick flick that squanders its premise. MID
  9. 61% SLOP Evil Dead Burn Gore-heavy sequel chasing the franchise's worst impulses. MID
  10. 61% SLOP Hulk (2003) Auteur swing that lands like wet gamma waste. MID
  11. 61% SLOP Avatar: The Way of Water Stunning visuals, sermon on repeat. MID
  12. 61% SLOP Dogtooth (2009) Lanthimos family cage match, incest as thesis. MID
  13. 61% SLOP Eat Pray Love Divorce tourism cosplay for the spiritually bankrupt MID
  14. 61% SLOP Heli Cartel misery porn dressed as arthouse MID
  15. 41% SLOP The Matrix Revolutions Solid closer dragged by franchise bloat MID
  16. 41% SLOP Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Fan-service passion project stretched into feature length MID
  17. 41% SLOP The Lorax Cute eco-sermon that talks down to kids MID
  18. 41% SLOP Casino Scorsese mob saga: suits sharp, souls not MID
  19. 41% SLOP Transformers One Franchise prequel that remembers how to tell a story MID
  20. 41% SLOP Transformers: The Movie (1986) Toy commercial that made kids cry about robots MID
  21. 41% SLOP The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Tragic Holocaust fable, innocence weaponized for tears MID
  22. 59% SLOP Cobra (1986) 80s vigilante slop with a body count fetish MID
  23. 58% SLOP Bodies Bodies Bodies Gen Z murder-mystery satire that mocks its own audience MID
  24. 58% SLOP Overlord Nazi zombie gore as the whole point MID
  25. 58% SLOP Uncharted Generic treasure hunt, video-game slop lite. MID
  26. 58% SLOP King of Con! Meta doc on arcade cons that cons itself MID
  27. 42% SLOP Notre-Dame de Paris (1998) French rock opera mostly honors Hugo's gothic core MID
  28. 58% SLOP The Hunt Elite hunting deplorables, violence as the point MID
  29. 58% SLOP Super Troopers 3 Sequel fatigue in a cop-car full of same gags MID
  30. 58% SLOP The Housemaid Erotic thriller slop with secrets and Sweeney. MID
  31. 58% SLOP Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Raimi horror wasted on MCU committee slop MID
  32. 58% SLOP Disenchanted Disney sequel that trades charm for suburbia fatigue MID
  33. 58% SLOP Twilight Sparkly vampire teen romance committee slop MID
  34. 58% SLOP Alien: Covenant Xenomorphs deserved better than this crew of idiots MID
  35. 58% SLOP How to Be Single Rom-com that treats hookups as self-discovery. MID
  36. 58% SLOP Inglourious Basterds Stylized Nazi-killing revenge spectacle. MID
  37. 58% SLOP Elle Rape-revenge arthouse that mistakes degeneracy for depth MID
  38. 58% SLOP Grown Ups Sandler dad-reunion slop, zero tension, endless callbacks MID
  39. 58% SLOP A Clockwork Orange Ultraviolence and rape as stylish auteur flex MID
  40. 42% SLOP Elvis Baz's rhinestone fever dream overstays its welcome MID
  41. 58% SLOP The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Raunchy car-lot fever dream, 2009 bro-comedy edition MID
  42. 58% SLOP Rocky V Franchise fatigue lands the Italian Stallion on the mat. MID
  43. 58% SLOP Bullet Train Stylized gore as the main course MID
  44. 58% SLOP Taxi Hunter Cat III taxi revenge slop with graphic body count MID
  45. 58% SLOP Bumblebee Franchise entry that tries to be sweet but stays slop. MID
  46. 42% SLOP Limitless Pill-popping power fantasy with thin moral recoil MID
  47. 58% SLOP Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla 90s Toho filler with stock footage and zero stakes MID
  48. 58% SLOP The Boondock Saints Vigilante prayer circle with machine guns MID
  49. 58% SLOP Click Sandler remote fantasy with family guilt bolted on MID
  50. 42% SLOP Blue Velvet Lynch masterpiece that stares into the abyss and blinks MID
  51. 58% SLOP Alien 3 Studio-mangled sequel, bleak slog with atmosphere MID
  52. 58% SLOP Poor Things Sex marathon Frankenstein with feminist thesis MID
  53. 58% SLOP Quinze Dias Queer teen crush slop dressed as body-positive vacation arc MID
  54. 58% SLOP Exorcist: The Beginning Prequel that dilutes the original's dread MID
  55. 58% SLOP Exterminadores do Além Contra a Loira do Banheiro Brazilian YouTuber ghostbusters vs. Bloody Mary — trashy fun, thin script. MID
  56. 58% SLOP Five Nights at Freddy's Game adaptation that trades dread for jump-scare spam MID
  57. 58% SLOP Boss Baby 2 Sequel slop with baby suits and boardroom gags MID
  58. 58% SLOP Rambo Revenge spectacle with a body count fetish MID
  59. 58% SLOP Kick-Ass Stylized child-vigilante gore as the main attraction MID
  60. 42% SLOP Dick Tracy comic strip visuals, thin plot, 1990 camp MID
  61. 58% SLOP Cocaine Bear Bear on blow turns humans into chew toys — violence as comedy bit MID
  62. 58% SLOP It Ends With Us Abuse-cycle romance slop with celebrity wattage MID
  63. 58% SLOP The End of Evangelion Anime craft, teen degeneracy thesis MID
  64. 42% SLOP Meeting People Is Easy Radiohead tour doc: grind shown, pretension intact MID
  65. 58% SLOP Next Friday Weed-fueled suburban sequel, franchise slop lite MID
  66. 58% SLOP In the Grey Guy Ritchie caper coasts on star power and style, little else MID
  67. 58% SLOP Kill Bill Stylized katana revenge porn, violence as the point MID
  68. 42% SLOP Black Panther MCU entry with real vision, still pays the franchise tax MID
  69. 58% SLOP Avengers Team-up spectacle that curdled into franchise slop MID
  70. 58% SLOP The Toxic Avenger Gore-soaked Troma satire that mistakes splatter for substance MID
  71. 58% SLOP Die My Love Arthouse postpartum psychosis with despair as the main course MID
  72. 44% SLOP Predator: Badlands predator protagonist arc with human ally MID
  73. 44% SLOP Now You See Me: Now You Don't Formulaic third act, still delivers popcorn tricks MID
  74. 55% SLOP American Circumcision Intactivist advocacy doc with debate framing. MID
  75. 55% SLOP 21 Jump Street Raunchy remake that mistakes degeneracy for wit MID
  76. 54% SLOP Hardcore Henry First-person gore gimmick, plot thinner than the body count MID
  77. 54% SLOP Jennifer's Body Demon cheerleader revenge porn with campy degeneracy MID
  78. 54% SLOP Blades of Glory Raunchy bromance comedy that skates on cheap gags MID
  79. 47% SLOP The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Drifting through plot holes with V8s MID
  80. 47% SLOP Spider-Man (1978) Low-budget TV movie cheese with real web-slinging MID
  81. 47% SLOP Love Happy (1949) Marx Bros finale: charm diluted by thin plot. MID
  82. 47% SLOP Street Kings Keanu grunts through cop corruption, violence carries the load MID
  83. 47% SLOP Spider-Man 3 Three villains, one dance sequence, Raimi at his most unhinged MID
  84. 47% SLOP Love Actually Holiday rom-com that trades charm for creepy subplots MID
  85. 47% SLOP Se7en Grim craft, ends in pure despair MID
  86. 47% SLOP Godzilla vs. Kong Kaiju slugfest with more budget than brains MID
  87. 47% SLOP Robocop 2 Sequel with more gore, less bite than the original MID
  88. 47% SLOP Escape from Tarkov. Raid Tarkov cosplay compiled into 66 minutes of gun LARP MID
  89. 47% SLOP The Garfield Movie Generic CGI cat slop with zero bite. MID
  90. 47% SLOP Beau Is Afraid Anxiety as three-hour endurance test MID
  91. 47% SLOP No Time to Die Bond dies for family; franchise limps on MID
  92. 47% SLOP Falling Down 90s rage quit with a body count MID
  93. 47% SLOP Live and Let Die Bond does blaxploitation voodoo, camp intact MID
  94. 47% SLOP The Dirties Meta revenge LARP that flirts with real bullets MID
  95. 52% SLOP Oxygen Solid premise, mid-tier execution, forgettable twist. MID
  96. 48% SLOP Godzilla: King of the Monsters Kaiju spectacle dragged by sermon and script MID
  97. 52% SLOP Knight Rider 2000 90s TV sequel that forgot why the car was cool MID
  98. 48% SLOP Ready Player One Nostalgia overload, CGI spectacle, thin story MID
  99. 48% SLOP Primetime Unreleased A24 predator-hunt biopic — wait for reviews MID
  100. 48% SLOP Dope Nerds hustle through Inglewood drugs and Harvard MID
  101. 48% SLOP Elephant Detached Columbine echo, violence as atmosphere MID
  102. 52% SLOP Oldboy Stylish revenge spectacle with incest gut-punch MID
  103. 48% SLOP The Dirty Dozen Violent mission flick, less gore-as-product than most MID
  104. 52% SLOP The Hobbit CGI bloat turns Tolkien into three-hour committee slop MID
  105. 48% SLOP Spider-Man: Far From Home MCU comfort food with one good villain MID
  106. 52% SLOP The Vanishing bleak 1988 kidnap thriller, despair as the thesis MID
  107. 52% SLOP Hancock Drunk anti-hero redemption arc that coasts on Smith charisma MID
  108. 52% SLOP Deadpool Gore as punchline, degeneracy as personality MID
  109. 52% SLOP Intruder Low-budget slasher where the kills outrank the script MID
  110. 48% SLOP Léon: The Professional Stylish hitman tale with creepy underage tension MID
  111. 52% SLOP Deadpool 2 Gore-as-gag meta sequel, violence for laughs MID
  112. 52% SLOP The Expendables Aging meatheads blowing shit up for two hours MID
  113. 52% SLOP The Reader Holocaust guilt wrapped in underage affair drama MID
  114. 52% SLOP Ant-Man MCU heist lite, shrinking gags over story. MID
  115. 52% SLOP Slide (2013) Corrupt Russian cops above the law — mid crime drama MID
  116. 48% SLOP Intolerance 1916 silent epic: groundbreaking craft, preachy thesis. MID
  117. 52% SLOP Bride of Chucky Campy doll-on-doll carnage with zero soul. MID
  118. 52% SLOP Chucky Campy killer-doll slasher that aged into franchise filler. MID
  119. 48% SLOP The Boss Baby Baby in a suit corporate satire, mid-tier DreamWorks fluff MID
  120. 48% SLOP The Dark Indie horror with abuse heart, body-count payoff MID