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The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

Name: The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945): 22% Slop — Wilde's decadence preserved in c
Item: The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
Rating: 78
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Wilde's decadence preserved in crisp black-and-white horror

The Breakdown

Hurd Hatfield's icy Dorian anchors the moral rot
Technicolor portrait inserts deliver practical horror punch
George Sanders' Lord Henry drips cynical wit
Adds Basil's niece romance absent from the novel
Hays Code softens the source's full nihilism

Watch Instead

Loved it? Watch 'Dorian Gray' (2009) next — Colin Firth and Ben Barnes lean harder into the sins.

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