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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 22% SLOP Conan the Destroyer Barbarian sequel swings big, lands clean BASED
  2. 22% SLOP Pressure D-Day meteorology drama with real adult tension BASED
  3. 22% SLOP Color Out of Space Lovecraftian mutation done with practical teeth BASED
  4. 78% SLOP Out Pixar short framing gay liberation as the heroic thesis SLOP
  5. 22% SLOP Gnome Hunters Low-budget gnome conspiracy fever dream done right BASED
  6. 22% SLOP Emma. (2020) Austen done right, no lectures attached BASED
  7. 22% SLOP The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) Wilde's decadence preserved in crisp black-and-white horror BASED
  8. 22% SLOP Food, Inc. Names the real villains in your fridge BASED
  9. 22% SLOP The Irishman Three-hour gangster autopsy with zero CGI crutches BASED
  10. 22% SLOP The King of Comedy Fame obsession as black comedy, Scorsese at his coldest BASED
  11. 22% SLOP NAZA Whistleblower doc that names the machinery of collateral death. BASED
  12. 22% SLOP The Princess Diaries Wholesome princess arc, duty over drama BASED
  13. 22% SLOP The Fog (1980) Practical effects ghost ship horror that still slaps BASED
  14. 22% SLOP Deluge (1933) Pioneer disaster film: practical NYC wipeout, duty intact. BASED
  15. 22% SLOP Vesper Bio-hack post-apoc fairy tale with grit and hope BASED
  16. 22% SLOP 1985 Indie black-and-white drama on family secrets and the AIDS era BASED
  17. 78% SLOP The Sick Mind of EDP445 Predator profile that dwells in the filth it claims to expose SLOP
  18. 22% SLOP The Killing of a Sacred Deer Greek myth autopsy with a scalpel BASED
  19. 22% SLOP The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Innocence meets Auschwitz, evil called by name BASED
  20. 22% SLOP National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 80s holiday slapstick at its finest, no lectures attached BASED
  21. 78% SLOP Jurassic World Dominion Dino slop: committee script, CGI carrying corpses SLOP
  22. 22% SLOP [REC] Found-footage horror that actually earns the panic. BASED
  23. 78% SLOP Suicide Squad DC franchise slop with reshoots and zero soul SLOP
  24. 22% SLOP Halloween (2018) Franchise reset done right — Myers stalks, Laurie fights back BASED
  25. 78% SLOP Thor: Love and Thunder MCU committee slop, hero as punchline SLOP
  26. 22% SLOP The Road Father-son survival with duty intact BASED
  27. 22% SLOP Run Hide Fight: Infidels Red-pilled action sequel that actually fights back. BASED
  28. 22% SLOP Dragonslayer 1981 practical-effects dragon hunt, no CGI crutches BASED
  29. 22% SLOP Iron Sky Moon Nazis, practical effects, adult satire BASED
  30. 22% SLOP Zoolander Male modeling satire that still slaps BASED
  31. 22% SLOP V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask torches the state, not the audience BASED
  32. 22% SLOP Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Gonzo acid trip that still owns the room BASED
  33. 22% SLOP John Wick: Chapter 4 Keanu bodies henchmen, practical carnage, zero lectures BASED
  34. 22% SLOP Johnny English Bumbling spy parody done right, zero preaching. BASED
  35. 22% SLOP Tetris Cold War deal-making done right, zero franchise rot BASED
  36. 22% SLOP Novocaine (2025) Unkillable everyman turns CIPA into John Wick-lite gold. BASED
  37. 22% SLOP A Scanner Darkly Rotoscope PKD paranoia, adult themes done right BASED
  38. 22% SLOP Mrs. Doubtfire Robin Williams peak, family duty in drag BASED
  39. 78% SLOP Transformers: Age of Extinction Bayhem franchise slop with robot merch bait SLOP
  40. 22% SLOP Minions & Monsters Yellow pill chaos meets silent-era cinephilia BASED
  41. 22% SLOP The Third Jihad Unflinching 2008 doc on cultural jihad infiltration. BASED
  42. 22% SLOP The Frighteners Ghosts, murder, Fox pre-quackery — practical effects win BASED
  43. 22% SLOP Once Upon a Time in Gaza Gazan crime dramedy with authentic bite and survival wit BASED
  44. 22% SLOP Pirates of the Caribbean Theme-park ride turned swashbuckling classic before sequels rotted it. BASED
  45. 22% SLOP Brave Pixar before the messaging rot — family wins BASED
  46. 22% SLOP Gone Girl Fincher's razor-sharp marital horror show BASED
  47. 78% SLOP Super Mario Bros. (1993) Dystopian plumbers, script that hates the source SLOP
  48. 22% SLOP Nimona Shapeshifting gremlin energy, zero committee slop BASED
  49. 22% SLOP American History X Prison redemption without the lectures BASED
  50. 22% SLOP The Patriot Redcoat body count simulator with family duty intact BASED
  51. 22% SLOP Hotel Rwanda Real genocide, real courage, zero committee slop BASED
  52. 22% SLOP The Wind & the Reckoning Hawaiian family defies empire, based on real memoirs BASED
  53. 22% SLOP Oddity Irish horror that actually respects the audience BASED
  54. 22% SLOP Puss in Boots Swashbuckling cat caper, fairy-tale roots intact BASED
  55. 78% SLOP Snow White (2025) Messy reimagining that inverts the source thesis for modern messaging. SLOP
  56. 22% SLOP Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum Found-footage ghost hunt done right, zero woke rot BASED
  57. 22% SLOP Flushed Away Aardman sewer rats deliver charm without the sludge BASED
  58. 78% SLOP He's All That TikTok remake that forgot why the original worked SLOP
  59. 22% SLOP Cidade de Deus Favela cycle shown as trap, not aesthetic. BASED
  60. 22% SLOP The Believer Jewish skinhead identity crisis, zero committee slop BASED
  61. 22% SLOP Bernie (2011) Linklater's deadpan Texas murder ballad — charm with a body count. BASED
  62. 22% SLOP 500 Days of Summer Indie romance that skips the fairy tale for actual consequences. BASED
  63. 22% SLOP The Accountant (2016) Competent autistic hitman accountant beats the system. BASED
  64. 22% SLOP Mulan 1998 original: duty, family, zero modern sermon. BASED
  65. 78% SLOP Terminator Genisys Franchise slop with time-travel plot cancer SLOP
  66. 22% SLOP A Bridge Too Far 1977 war epic that still holds up BASED
  67. 22% SLOP Inland Empire Lynch fever dream; 3 hours of pure auteur brain-melt. BASED
  68. 22% SLOP King Kong vs. Godzilla Rubber suits, city smashing, zero ideology — 1962 kaiju gold. BASED
  69. 22% SLOP Independence Day Will Smith punches aliens, America wins, practical effects carry the day BASED
  70. 22% SLOP Steiner – Das Eiserne Kreuz Eastern Front meat grinder, zero modern sermonizing. BASED
  71. 22% SLOP Aladdin 90s Disney peak with one immortal performance. BASED
  72. 22% SLOP Tschick (Goodbye Berlin) Road-trip friendship flick with zero ideology rot. BASED
  73. 22% SLOP Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Lynch's unflinching descent into evil, zero committee notes BASED
  74. 22% SLOP Rocky III 80s underdog grit before the merch avalanche. BASED
  75. 78% SLOP Twitter X: the Movie 2024 short parody that should have stayed in drafts SLOP
  76. 78% SLOP Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 studio-mandated meta sequel that murdered the franchise SLOP
  77. 22% SLOP Planet of the Apes Ape uprising done right, practical grit over CGI slop BASED
  78. 22% SLOP The Driver Tight neo-noir with zero CGI crutches BASED
  79. 22% SLOP Faust Goethe's soul bargain, damnation with moral teeth BASED
  80. 78% SLOP Child's Play 3 90s franchise filler, doll kills cadets SLOP
  81. 22% SLOP Hostiles Brutal 1892 Western that treats violence as damnation, not spectacle BASED
  82. 22% SLOP Charlie Wilson's War texas congressman funds mujahideen, gets the bill later BASED
  83. 22% SLOP Gettysburg Civil War epic that honors duty over slogans BASED
  84. 22% SLOP Rosemary's Baby 1968 satanic horror that still hits — evil shown as evil BASED
  85. 22% SLOP Shutter Island Scorsese craft, DiCaprio delusion, earned bleak payoff BASED
  86. 22% SLOP Full Metal Jacket Kubrick's war machine, zero ideology slop. BASED
  87. 22% SLOP Mean Streets Scorsese raw: Little Italy guilt, street blood, no committee slop BASED
  88. 22% SLOP Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story (2024) Based YouTuber delivers throwback action short. BASED
  89. 22% SLOP Space Jam 90s toon basketball banger, zero agenda BASED
  90. 22% SLOP You Only Live Twice Peak 60s Bond: volcano lair, ninjas, steel teeth, zero modern slop BASED
  91. 78% SLOP Envy/Desire (2024) Twitter-brained trans satire, ideology wins. SLOP
  92. 78% SLOP Jeepers Creepers 3 franchise corpse, direct-to-video rot SLOP
  93. 22% SLOP Easy A scarlet letter but make it funny and zero preach BASED
  94. 22% SLOP Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Solid launchpad for wizarding wonder, pre-franchise rot. BASED
  95. 22% SLOP The Cabin in the Woods Meta horror that actually respects your brain. BASED
  96. 22% SLOP Shrek Ogre-shaped middle finger to Disney slop BASED
  97. 22% SLOP City of God Favelas as hellscape, violence with teeth BASED
  98. 22% SLOP Tesis Spanish debut that guts voyeurism without turning it into a show. BASED
  99. 22% SLOP Funny Games (1997) Haneke weaponizes boredom and brutality against the viewer BASED
  100. 22% SLOP Funny Games (1998) Haneke's fourth-wall indictment of violence tourism BASED
  101. 22% SLOP Europa Lars von Trier arthouse, pre-woke fever dream BASED
  102. 78% SLOP Ghostbusters (2016) Gender-swapped reboot that forgot the jokes. SLOP
  103. 22% SLOP Revenge of the Sith Prequel peak, Anakin's fall still stings BASED
  104. 22% SLOP Her AI romance that actually respects the audience BASED
  105. 22% SLOP American Flyers 80s bike bros drama that still pedals straight BASED
  106. 22% SLOP Shot Caller Gritty prison descent, zero franchise slop BASED
  107. 22% SLOP 12 Monkeys Gilliam time-bender that still respects your brain BASED
  108. 23% SLOP Zootopia 2 Fox-rabbit duo back, sequel mostly delivers without preach BASED
  109. 24% SLOP Masters of the Universe (1987) He-Man before the cartoon sold its soul BASED
  110. 24% SLOP 9 Ragdoll post-apoc with sacrifice and soul BASED
  111. 24% SLOP Hot Rod Dumb stunts, pure heart, zero agenda BASED
  112. 24% SLOP The Social Dilemma Big Tech addiction engine stripped bare, adults only BASED
  113. 24% SLOP Twin Dragons Jackie Chan double trouble, practical stunts win BASED
  114. 24% SLOP The Hunchback of Notre Dame Hand-drawn cathedral of hope and hellfire BASED
  115. 24% SLOP Schindler's List Holocaust horror shown as damning cost, not spectacle BASED
  116. 24% SLOP Spider-Man: Homecoming Teen heroics done right, zero agenda sludge. BASED
  117. 24% SLOP The Swimmer 1968 suburban rot, zero modern degeneracy BASED
  118. 24% SLOP The Mask Cartoon chaos done right, zero agenda BASED
  119. 24% SLOP Hippo (Mark H. Rapaport) Black-and-white family fever dream with real bite. BASED
  120. 24% SLOP Hunt Spy thriller with real stakes, zero ideology. BASED