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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 24% SLOP Spider-Man: Homecoming Teen heroics done right, zero agenda sludge. BASED
  2. 24% SLOP The Swimmer 1968 suburban rot, zero modern degeneracy BASED
  3. 24% SLOP The Mask Cartoon chaos done right, zero agenda BASED
  4. 24% SLOP Hippo (Mark H. Rapaport) Black-and-white family fever dream with real bite. BASED
  5. 24% SLOP Hunt Spy thriller with real stakes, zero ideology. BASED
  6. 24% SLOP Get Shorty Elmore Leonard's sharp Hollywood mob satire BASED
  7. 24% SLOP Over the Hedge Suburban raccoons outsmart humans, pre-woke charm intact BASED
  8. 24% SLOP Frozen 2 Family duty and magic over sequel fatigue BASED
  9. 24% SLOP The Green Knight Chivalric quest done right, no modern rot. BASED
  10. 24% SLOP Out for Justice Seagal Brooklyn rampage, justice with a bat BASED
  11. 24% SLOP '71 Belfast 1971, bullets and no lectures. BASED
  12. 24% SLOP Unstoppable One-legged wrestler steamrolls formula with real grit. BASED
  13. 24% SLOP The Fog Carpenter classic: practical ghosts, zero CGI slop BASED
  14. 24% SLOP The Great Outdoors 80s family slapstick that respects dads and the woods BASED
  15. 24% SLOP The Fast and the Furious Street-racing bros, family loyalty, zero message BASED
  16. 24% SLOP Luca Sea monster boys, Italian summer, zero agenda sludge BASED
  17. 24% SLOP The Waterboy Sandler peak dumbassery, zero agenda BASED
  18. 24% SLOP Mamma Mia! ABBA singalong, zero lectures, pure Greek-island escapism BASED
  19. 24% SLOP Young Washington Patriotic founding-father origin story with old-school reverence BASED
  20. 24% SLOP Encanto Colombian family magic, zero agenda sludge BASED
  21. 24% SLOP Hairspray Wholesome 60s integration musical with heart BASED
  22. 24% SLOP Descendants Villain kids pick good over evil, Disney redemption done right BASED
  23. 24% SLOP Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning Cruise's last impossible run, stunts still deliver BASED
  24. 24% SLOP Bad Boys 90s buddy-cop bros, guns and one-liners BASED
  25. 24% SLOP She's the Man Shakespeare cross-dressing comedy done right, no agenda BASED
  26. 24% SLOP Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys 2004 anime romp with friendship, fights, and zero slop BASED
  27. 24% SLOP The Unforgiven Old West reckoning, violence as curse not spectacle BASED
  28. 24% SLOP The Two Popes Vatican drama that respects the faith and tradition BASED
  29. 76% SLOP Birds of Prey (2020) girl-power sermon in clown makeup SLOP
  30. 24% SLOP M3GAN Killer doll slays, literally and figuratively BASED
  31. 24% SLOP Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster 70s kaiju brawl with a pollution sermon that lands BASED
  32. 24% SLOP Under the Tuscan Sun Divorce recovery in the Tuscan sun, still charming BASED
  33. 24% SLOP Breaking the Waves Raw faith, brutal sex, zero moral inversion BASED
  34. 24% SLOP The Princess and the Frog Hard work, jazz, and true love — Disney before the rot BASED
  35. 24% SLOP K-PAX Straight sci-fi on belief and sanity, no agenda rot. BASED
  36. 24% SLOP I Am Sam Fatherhood, disability, and custody — duty wins BASED
  37. 24% SLOP Astro Boy Robot kid punches for family, duty, and humanity BASED
  38. 24% SLOP Patlabor: The Movie 3 Solid cel-era mech cop flick, no thesis rot BASED
  39. 24% SLOP Dredd Grimy future-cop violence, source-faithful and zero lectures BASED
  40. 24% SLOP Captain America: Civil War Team split done right before MCU rot set in BASED
  41. 24% SLOP The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run Silly road trip, zero degeneracy, actual fun BASED
  42. 24% SLOP Turning Red Puberty panda hugs family duty without preaching BASED
  43. 24% SLOP 28 Years Later Rage virus sequel that remembers families exist. BASED
  44. 24% SLOP The Stuff 80s cult satire that roasts junk food better than most docs BASED
  45. 24% SLOP Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Miller's chrome-soaked prequel mostly earns its wasteland. BASED
  46. 24% SLOP Scream Meta slasher that still mocks its own genre rules. BASED
  47. 24% SLOP Terror of Mechagodzilla Showa kaiju brawl with practical suits and zero CGI committee rot BASED
  48. 24% SLOP Godzilla Raids Again Showa kaiju sequel, rubber suits and city stomping intact. BASED
  49. 24% SLOP Rambo III 80s muscle, Soviets on the menu, zero apologies. BASED
  50. 24% SLOP Enemy of the State 90s surveillance thriller that still slaps BASED
  51. 24% SLOP Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) Suitmation kaiju brawl that still slaps BASED
  52. 76% SLOP Emilia Pérez Trans cartel redemption musical; ideology eats story SLOP
  53. 24% SLOP Mid90s Skate rat rites of passage, zero franchise rot. BASED
  54. 24% SLOP Sing 2 Wholesome animal karaoke sequel that delivers BASED
  55. 24% SLOP Os Infiltrados Scorsese rat maze with moral teeth, not slop BASED
  56. 24% SLOP La Femme Nikita Aesthetic assassin origin with actual moral weight. BASED
  57. 76% SLOP The Hostel 2 torture porn sequel that doubles down on gore as the point SLOP
  58. 24% SLOP Beavis and Butt-Head Do America MTV idiots on a cross-country bender, zero pretension BASED
  59. 24% SLOP Buen Camino Wholesome pilgrimage comedy that honors family and the trail. BASED
  60. 24% SLOP Frozen Sister bond > romance, zero degeneracy payload. BASED
  61. 24% SLOP Normal (2025) Odenkirk sheriff vs small-town rot — kinetic neo-Western fun BASED
  62. 24% SLOP Dennis the Menace Wholesome mischief, zero modern rot. BASED
  63. 24% SLOP Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Gunn's farewell tour: heart, fur, and zero franchise fatigue BASED
  64. 24% SLOP Collateral Mann's LA night run, Cruise unhinged but grounded BASED
  65. 24% SLOP GoldenEye Brosnan's first Bond — peak 90s escapism, not slop. BASED
  66. 24% SLOP The Hunger Games Dystopian rebellion with moral weight, YA polish BASED
  67. 24% SLOP The Lobster Austere dystopia that roasts couple culture without mercy BASED
  68. 24% SLOP The Woman in the Yard Grief allegory with actual craft — rare Blumhouse win BASED
  69. 24% SLOP Nacho Libre Monk throws down for orphans — peak jack black chaos BASED
  70. 24% SLOP Starship Troopers Militarism satire that still slaps in 2026 BASED
  71. 24% SLOP The Hateful Eight Tarantino cabin fever: blood, banter, zero committee BASED
  72. 74% SLOP Attack on Titan (2015 Live-Action) Plot surgery turned kaiju fanfic into character soup. SLOP
  73. 26% SLOP Avengers: Infinity War Stakes, snap, and a villain who actually wins — MCU high point BASED
  74. 26% SLOP Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves D&D romp done right — heroic, funny, no agenda. BASED
  75. 26% SLOP Heimsuchung House watches a century of German history; sober witness. BASED
  76. 74% SLOP The Rocky Horror Picture Show Fishnet-clad sexual liberation thesis that glorifies degeneracy. SLOP
  77. 26% SLOP Despicable Me 4 Minion chaos, zero agenda stuffing BASED
  78. 74% SLOP Halloween II (2009) Gore-soaked nihilism with zero moral weight SLOP
  79. 74% SLOP Halloween: Resurrection Franchise slop with Busta Rhymes vs Myers kung fu SLOP
  80. 74% SLOP Halloween 6 Franchise reshoots turned the mask into a confused mess SLOP
  81. 26% SLOP The Help Period civil-rights drama with moral weight and craft. BASED
  82. 26% SLOP Miasto 44 Warsaw Uprising hell through young eyes, zero glamour BASED
  83. 74% SLOP Twitter: Breaking the Bird Utopia LARP that pins hate speech on the founders and Musk SLOP
  84. 26% SLOP The German Doctor Mengele in Patagonia, historical dread without the preach BASED
  85. 26% SLOP The Last King of Scotland Idi Amin's terror shown as damning horror, not cool spectacle BASED
  86. 26% SLOP Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery Blanc's third case nails the whodunit without franchise rot BASED
  87. 74% SLOP Todo Mundo Em Pânico (2026) Franchise corpse propped up by sex gags and identity jabs. SLOP
  88. 74% SLOP Star Wars: The Last Jedi Franchise committee slop that humiliates its heroes for sport. SLOP
  89. 26% SLOP KPop Demon Hunters K-pop girls hunt demons, drop bangers, zero ideology rot. BASED
  90. 26% SLOP A Time to Kill Grisham courtroom banger, justice with teeth BASED
  91. 26% SLOP Fear and Desire Kubrick's raw debut: war as existential trap, not spectacle BASED
  92. 26% SLOP Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Franchise split but moral clarity holds BASED
  93. 74% SLOP Eternals MCU diversity checklist in space pants SLOP
  94. 74% SLOP Bowling for Columbine Moore's 2002 gun sermon, facts as props SLOP
  95. 26% SLOP 22 July Real atrocity shown as horror, not spectacle BASED
  96. 74% SLOP Saw Torture porn franchise that sells suffering as spectacle SLOP
  97. 27% SLOP Heart of the Beast Man, dog, and wilderness — loyalty over slop. BASED
  98. 27% SLOP The Long Walk King's first novel, finally walking tall on screen. BASED
  99. 27% SLOP The Little Mermaid (1989) Golden-age Disney before the rot; source ending softened BASED
  100. 27% SLOP The Edge of Seventeen Teen angst without the sermon BASED
  101. 27% SLOP Superman (2025) Hopepunk reset in spandex BASED
  102. 27% SLOP Face/Off Stylish face-swap carnage, zero thesis rot BASED
  103. 27% SLOP Dragon Ball Super: Broly Broly returns, animation carries the canon baggage BASED
  104. 27% SLOP The Man with the Golden Gun Bond does Asia, practical cool, zero modern lectures. BASED
  105. 27% SLOP Us Peele’s doppelganger horror still lands BASED
  106. 27% SLOP Evil Dead 2 Raimi’s chainsaw ballet — gore with a grin BASED
  107. 27% SLOP Trainspotting heroin, hope, and the worst flat in Edinburgh BASED
  108. 28% SLOP Avengers: Endgame Heroic sacrifice buried under franchise CGI BASED
  109. 28% SLOP Star Wars: The Force Awakens Nostalgia hit with practical saber weight. BASED
  110. 28% SLOP M*A*S*H Korean War absurdity that still lands punches BASED
  111. 72% SLOP I Am Greta Greta worship doc with heavy ideology filter SLOP
  112. 28% SLOP Jurassic World Dino spectacle with just enough bite to stay fun BASED
  113. 72% SLOP Ichi the Killer Gore spectacle with zero moral hangover SLOP
  114. 28% SLOP Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives Jason's back from the dead, formula intact, zero messaging BASED
  115. 72% SLOP The Dictator Genital gags in dictator cosplay SLOP
  116. 72% SLOP The Hangover Bachelor-party degeneracy as the entire thesis. SLOP
  117. 28% SLOP John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum Keanu bodies everyone, no ideology injected BASED
  118. 28% SLOP Of Unknown Origin Yuppie vs giant rat — 80s practical horror that still works BASED
  119. 28% SLOP The Believer (2001) Raw Jewish neo-Nazi identity spiral, Gosling detonates BASED
  120. 28% SLOP Only You Light rom-com chase, zero thesis rot BASED