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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 28% SLOP Of Unknown Origin Yuppie vs giant rat — 80s practical horror that still works BASED
  2. 28% SLOP The Believer (2001) Raw Jewish neo-Nazi identity spiral, Gosling detonates BASED
  3. 28% SLOP Only You Light rom-com chase, zero thesis rot BASED
  4. 28% SLOP The Scorpion King Muscle-bound heroics, pre-MCU desert pulp BASED
  5. 28% SLOP The Last Samurai Honor, duty, and one American learns bushido. BASED
  6. 28% SLOP Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 1978 tomato terror, practical effects gold BASED
  7. 28% SLOP Return of the Killer Tomatoes 80s tomato apocalypse, peak camp cheese BASED
  8. 28% SLOP Gone with the Wind 1939 epic: Southern ambition, war, zero modern preaching. BASED
  9. 72% SLOP Minions Franchise cash-grab yellow gags with zero soul SLOP
  10. 28% SLOP Titanic 1997 Cameron epic: ship sinks, class war lite, door lives forever. BASED
  11. 28% SLOP Joe Dirt Mullet underdog anthem — crude but carries heart BASED
  12. 72% SLOP Blair Witch (2016) Shaky-cam sequel slop, CGI witch edition SLOP
  13. 72% SLOP Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania CGI committee slop with quantum plot holes SLOP
  14. 28% SLOP Sing Wholesome animal talent show, zero preach BASED
  15. 72% SLOP Star Wars: The Force Awakens Reheated A New Hope with worse hair SLOP
  16. 28% SLOP Disclosure Day Spielberg UFO disclosure epic — classic contact vibes incoming BASED
  17. 28% SLOP American Psycho Yuppie satire with a body count and zero mercy BASED
  18. 28% SLOP The Conjuring Faith, demons, and zero modern degeneracy — solid horror. BASED
  19. 72% SLOP Captain Marvel Girl-power sermon in spandex, plot takes the L SLOP
  20. 28% SLOP Backrooms (2026) Liminal meme gets A24 treatment — atmosphere wins BASED
  21. 72% SLOP Mortal Kombat 2 Gore spectacle with franchise fatigue SLOP
  22. 71% SLOP The Stranger by the Shore Same-sex romance as liberation thesis, zero duty SLOP
  23. 29% SLOP The Maze Runner Dystopian teen survival with real stakes and friendship BASED
  24. 29% SLOP War of the Worlds (2005) Solid alien invasion, family drama over source thesis BASED
  25. 29% SLOP Les Goûts et les Couleurs French rom-com pitting banlieue grit against Parisian chic BASED
  26. 29% SLOP Planet of the Humans Green tech LARP torched, consumption the villain BASED
  27. 29% SLOP The Hobbit Tolkien's quest, Jackson's epic with some padding BASED
  28. 71% SLOP Bros Gay rom-com thesis: hetero norms are the enemy SLOP
  29. 29% SLOP Dhurandhar Patriotic spy epic that overstays its welcome. BASED
  30. 71% SLOP The Da Vinci Code Church as cartoon villain, conspiracy fanfic SLOP
  31. 71% SLOP The Hills Have Eyes Desert mutant rape-revenge spectacle slop SLOP
  32. 71% SLOP Irreversible Reverse timeline can't mask the violence tourism SLOP
  33. 29% SLOP Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Dahl's dark whimsy preserved under Burton's gothic lens BASED
  34. 29% SLOP Sinister Bughuul's snuff films deliver old-school dread BASED
  35. 71% SLOP Planes Cars spin-off that forgot how to fly. SLOP
  36. 29% SLOP How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Rom-com fluff that still lands the chemistry. BASED
  37. 29% SLOP Black Swan Obsession, madness, and ballet as body horror BASED
  38. 29% SLOP The Color Purple Sisterhood epic with musical redemption; source-faithful enough BASED
  39. 29% SLOP Monte Carlo Harmless teen mistaken-identity romp, zero agenda BASED
  40. 29% SLOP Bug Friedkin paranoia trap, zero slop BASED
  41. 29% SLOP Mame Campy 1974 musical fluff, zero degeneracy BASED
  42. 71% SLOP Martyrs Torture porn dressed as philosophy SLOP
  43. 29% SLOP Hereditary Grief, cults, and one very bad car ride. BASED
  44. 71% SLOP 6 Underground Bayhem spectacle, script DOA on arrival SLOP
  45. 29% SLOP The Running Man 80s dystopian action that still slaps without the preach. BASED
  46. 71% SLOP The Driller Killer Drill murders as the whole point, zero soul. SLOP
  47. 29% SLOP Il Ragazzo dai Pantaloni Rosa True story of bullying and loss, told with quiet weight. BASED
  48. 71% SLOP Pierino Crude 80s Italian teen sex-comedy slop SLOP
  49. 71% SLOP The Ringer (2005) Disability as punchline — 2005 edgelord slop SLOP
  50. 29% SLOP Big Fat Liar 2002 kid caper with a spine of honesty. BASED
  51. 71% SLOP Minions (2015) Banana-fueled franchise slop for the merch machine. SLOP
  52. 71% SLOP Terminator: Dark Fate Franchise corpse reanimated for one last paycheck SLOP
  53. 29% SLOP A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Wes Craven's dream demon still slaps, practical kills rule. BASED
  54. 29% SLOP Monster House Animated haunted-house romp with kid grit, zero preach BASED
  55. 29% SLOP Scream 6 Ghostface back with fresh meta cuts, franchise still breathing. BASED
  56. 29% SLOP Invasion of Astro-Monster Suitmation kaiju brawl with alien tourists. BASED
  57. 71% SLOP Tokyo Gore Police Gore porn with mutants and zero brakes SLOP
  58. 71% SLOP RoboCop 3 Franchise sequel that forgot the satire and the R-rating SLOP
  59. 71% SLOP Ratchet & Clank Video game adaptation that phoned it in SLOP
  60. 71% SLOP Avengers: Endgame Peak MCU committee slop with fan-service armor. SLOP
  61. 71% SLOP Thunderbolts* MCU anti-hero committee slop with moral inversion wallpaper SLOP
  62. 71% SLOP I Saw the TV Glow Neon static as trans allegory, plot optional SLOP
  63. 29% SLOP The Notebook Sentimental romance that still honors lifelong duty. BASED
  64. 71% SLOP Borat Shock slop: degeneracy as the entire joke SLOP
  65. 29% SLOP The Room Auteur fever dream that accidentally invented meme cinema BASED
  66. 29% SLOP A Hora do Mal Ensemble horror that actually tries. BASED
  67. 29% SLOP They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Depression-era despair executed with zero mercy BASED
  68. 71% SLOP The Angry Birds Movie Game cash-in that forgot the birds were just angry pixels. SLOP
  69. 71% SLOP Hellraiser 6: Inferno Direct-to-video cash grab with puzzle-box fatigue SLOP
  70. 71% SLOP Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Franchise slop sequel that fumbled the lore for Easter eggs. SLOP
  71. 71% SLOP Hellraiser: Bloodline Studio-mangled franchise entry, pinhead deserved better SLOP
  72. 29% SLOP The Fifth Element 90s Luc Besson fever dream that still slaps BASED
  73. 29% SLOP Forsaken Old west father-son redemption with actual stakes. BASED
  74. 29% SLOP Real Steel Robot boxing dad redemption arc — 2011 popcorn done right BASED
  75. 29% SLOP Godzilla (2014) kaiju stomps, humans bore, effects deliver BASED
  76. 71% SLOP Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Spinal Tap clone that forgot the satire SLOP
  77. 29% SLOP The Place Beyond the Pines Father-son cycles, motorcycle grit, zero committee rot BASED
  78. 29% SLOP Michael (2026) Jackson family origin story, blood and all BASED
  79. 71% SLOP The Little Mermaid (2024) CGI-heavy remake that swims in circles SLOP
  80. 29% SLOP Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Video game movie that actually delivers — unicorn status BASED
  81. 29% SLOP Obsession (2026) Wish-granting willow horror that actually lands the punch. BASED
  82. 29% SLOP The Killer Fincher assassin zen, cold craft over catharsis BASED
  83. 71% SLOP Masters of the Universe (1987) Toy aisle cash-in with delusions of grandeur SLOP
  84. 71% SLOP The Haunting in Connecticut haunted house by numbers with true-story cosplay SLOP
  85. 31% SLOP Suite Française Straight WWII occupation romance, source mostly intact BASED
  86. 31% SLOP Together Codependency as literal body horror goo BASED
  87. 31% SLOP The Devil's Advocate Temptation thriller that still remembers sin has a cost BASED
  88. 31% SLOP Attack of the Clones Prequel charm buried under wooden romance BASED
  89. 31% SLOP Videodrome Cronenberg's 1983 media-body horror still cuts deep BASED
  90. 31% SLOP Where the Buffalo Roam Gonzo fever dream that mostly lands BASED
  91. 31% SLOP Hot Wheels: AcceleRacers Toy-tied racing action that stays fun and unapologetic BASED
  92. 31% SLOP Doctor Strange Solid MCU origin with magic and zero thesis rot BASED
  93. 31% SLOP The Great Gatsby Jazz-age decadence, rendered with 3D swagger BASED
  94. 31% SLOP Little Nicky Dumb Sandler hellspawn romp, harmless BASED
  95. 31% SLOP Nobody 2 Dad assassin on family vacation, punches land BASED
  96. 31% SLOP The Matrix Reloaded Solid sequel, but CGI bloat and filler scenes drag it BASED
  97. 31% SLOP Sudden Death 90s Van Damme hockey terrorism banger BASED
  98. 31% SLOP Midsommar Daylight pagan horror with auteur craft, not committee slop. BASED
  99. 31% SLOP American Made Tom Cruise cartel pilot romp, real planes save it BASED
  100. 31% SLOP World War Z Zombie hordes with stakes, family duty intact BASED
  101. 31% SLOP Rubber Tire gains sentience, audience gets ratio'd BASED
  102. 31% SLOP The Amazing Spider-Man Reboot with heart, Garfield grit, and uncle Ben's lesson intact. BASED
  103. 31% SLOP Son of Godzilla Showa kaiju camp with dad issues and mantis swarms. BASED
  104. 31% SLOP Hellraiser Practical-effects puzzle box of desire and damnation BASED
  105. 31% SLOP Kung Fu Panda 4 Po still slaps, franchise starting to wobble BASED
  106. 31% SLOP Charlie's Angels Campy 2000 action that still slaps BASED
  107. 31% SLOP Manic (2001) Raw indie psych-ward drama, zero franchise rot BASED
  108. 31% SLOP Christine King's killer Plymouth still runs on practical terror BASED
  109. 68% SLOP Nine Adultery chic with musical numbers, thesis in shambles SLOP
  110. 68% SLOP Look Mom I Can Fly Travis Scott hype doc that glamorizes the rot SLOP
  111. 68% SLOP Secretary BDSM office romance sold as empowerment SLOP
  112. 68% SLOP Moonlight Same-sex awakening as heroic thesis, crafty but corrosive SLOP
  113. 68% SLOP Bound (1996) Lesbian noir where the affair is the real heist SLOP
  114. 68% SLOP Halloween (2007) Gore-soaked origin slop that drags the Shape through trauma porn. SLOP
  115. 68% SLOP Friday the 13th Part X Jason in space: franchise slop with zero gravity SLOP
  116. 68% SLOP Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Jason sails to manhattan for more creative kills, zero story SLOP
  117. 68% SLOP The Dark Tower Books' epic scope reduced to generic revenge slop SLOP
  118. 68% SLOP Passion 2012 De Palma remake: rivalry, sex, and corporate backstabbing SLOP
  119. 68% SLOP Hamilton Founding fathers race-swapped for modern messaging SLOP
  120. 68% SLOP Subservience AI gynoid yandere slop with mixed execution SLOP