The Take

Nine is not worth watching. It sells midlife crisis and serial cheating as stylish musical escape while stripping the original 8½-inspired thesis of any real consequence or self-reckoning.

The Verdict

Strong cast and catchy numbers cannot paper over the rot of turning duty into punchline and mistresses into plot devices. The source musical's self-examination gets inverted into celebration of the very selfishness it once critiqued.

Skip it. Watch 'Oppenheimer' instead.

Common Questions

What is Nine about?

No, a fictional Italian director summons the women in his life to solve writer's block amid rampant affairs in 1965 Rome.

Why is Nine controversial?

It glamorizes adultery as creative necessity while erasing real fallout for the wife and family.

Is Nine based on a true story?

No. Loosely inspired by Fellini's 8½, not real events or people.