The Take
Thunderbolts* is not worth watching. It clocks a 71 slop score as pure MCU anti-hero committee product.
Reshoots and Trello-board plotting smother any grit the cast tries to bring. Moral inversion gets sold as depth while CGI carries the dead script.
The Verdict
Buyers chasing status via MCU loyalty get exactly the committee slop advertised. The cast works hard but the machinery wins.
Skip it. Watch Logan instead for actual anti-hero consequences. Slop Score: 71
Common Questions
Is Thunderbolts* woke?
Mostly. Moral inversion pushes the message over story.
What is Thunderbolts* about?
MCU anti-heroes assembled for a team-up mission.
How does Thunderbolts* compare to Logan?
No comparison. Logan has real stakes and no committee rot.
