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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 68% SLOP Bound (1996) Lesbian noir where the affair is the real heist SLOP
  2. 68% SLOP Halloween (2007) Gore-soaked origin slop that drags the Shape through trauma porn. SLOP
  3. 68% SLOP Friday the 13th Part X Jason in space: franchise slop with zero gravity SLOP
  4. 68% SLOP Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Jason sails to manhattan for more creative kills, zero story SLOP
  5. 68% SLOP The Dark Tower Books' epic scope reduced to generic revenge slop SLOP
  6. 68% SLOP Passion 2012 De Palma remake: rivalry, sex, and corporate backstabbing SLOP
  7. 68% SLOP Hamilton Founding fathers race-swapped for modern messaging SLOP
  8. 68% SLOP Subservience AI gynoid yandere slop with mixed execution SLOP
  9. 68% SLOP Big Ass Spider! B-movie spider rampage with zero self-respect. SLOP
  10. 68% SLOP You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sandler's 2008 dick-joke marathon in Mossad cosplay SLOP
  11. 68% SLOP El Paseo (Dago García) Formulaic Colombian road-trip slop that cashed in hard. SLOP
  12. 68% SLOP Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace Jar Jar's origin story, midi-chlorian nonsense included SLOP
  13. 68% SLOP Maniac Gore spectacle with mannequin LARP, no redemption. SLOP
  14. 68% SLOP Lula, o Filho do Brasil Hagiographic Lula biopic, ideology over story. SLOP
  15. 32% SLOP Ó Pai, Ó Carnival chaos with real Brazilian soul, light on preach BASED
  16. 32% SLOP Tron: Legacy Neon grid banger with paper-thin plot. BASED
  17. 68% SLOP Animal Farm (2026) Loose Orwell, heavy star voices, light on bite SLOP
  18. 68% SLOP Sleeping with Other People Raunchy rom-com that glamorizes serial cheating SLOP
  19. 68% SLOP The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Franchise CGI sequel, star power over substance. SLOP
  20. 67% SLOP Resident Evil Franchise slop that invented its own Mary Sue while butchering the games SLOP
  21. 67% SLOP Pocahontas Noble savage rewrite with catchy tunes SLOP
  22. 67% SLOP Master Campus racism lecture with ghost seasoning SLOP
  23. 67% SLOP Scream 7 Ghostface mask on a tired franchise corpse SLOP
  24. 67% SLOP Wicked Moral inversion as the whole thesis SLOP
  25. 34% SLOP The Void (2016) Practical effects flex, story slips into the void MID
  26. 34% SLOP Wilde (1997) Biopic with bite, no modern sermon on the mount MID
  27. 34% SLOP Life of Brian Python satire that skewers zealots and dogma alike. MID
  28. 34% SLOP Disturbia Rear Window remake that mostly stays in its lane MID
  29. 34% SLOP Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Rubber-chicken kung fu parody that never met a gag it wouldn't repeat. MID
  30. 34% SLOP Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Solid slasher sequel with Curtis back, light on modern rot. MID
  31. 34% SLOP Ready or Not Gory hide-and-seek romp, family betrayal as punchline MID
  32. 34% SLOP The Menu Sharp class-war satire on fine-dining fraud. MID
  33. 34% SLOP The Avengers Heroic team-up before MCU committee rot. MID
  34. 34% SLOP Shrek Forever After Sequel with soul, not full franchise rot. MID
  35. 34% SLOP Child's Play 2 90s doll slasher sequel, practical kills hold up MID
  36. 34% SLOP Julien Donkey-Boy Dogme 95 fever dream — raw but relentlessly bleak MID
  37. 34% SLOP The Last Temptation of Christ Scorsese's Jesus wrestles flesh, faith, and the cross MID
  38. 34% SLOP Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Blue blur sequel that mostly nails the family fun without the preach MID
  39. 65% SLOP Death Wish II Revenge porn with Bronson scowling through the bodies MID
  40. 64% SLOP Strange World Disney kids flick with tacked-on rainbow subplot MID
  41. 64% SLOP Pathfinder (2007) Viking-vs-natives slop, loose remake of a better legend MID
  42. 64% SLOP How High Weed-as-superpower stoner comedy that never sobers up MID
  43. 64% SLOP To Boldly Flee Internet trainwreck that boldly flees coherence MID
  44. 64% SLOP The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Villain pile-up kills what little soul it had MID
  45. 64% SLOP Possession Graphic adultery and demonic sex as thesis MID
  46. 37% SLOP The Running Man (2025) Edgar Wright's faithful-ish King adaptation delivers popcorn thrills MID
  47. 37% SLOP Green Street Hooligans Grimy hooligan loyalty, violence with weight. MID
  48. 37% SLOP The Uprising Greengrass grit meets peasant revolt; shaky but sincere. MID
  49. 62% SLOP Mad God Stop-motion descent into pointless torment MID
  50. 62% SLOP The Platform Vertical prison gore with class-war thesis MID
  51. 62% SLOP Pacific Rim: Uprising CGI sequel that forgot why the first worked MID
  52. 62% SLOP Django Unchained Stylized cruelty as cathartic gore spectacle MID
  53. 38% SLOP Grease Fun 50s nostalgia with a side of conformity cosplay MID
  54. 62% SLOP Halloween Ends Franchise slop that kills its own legacy MID
  55. 38% SLOP Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers 80s slasher sequel with practical kills and zero thesis MID
  56. 38% SLOP Halloween II Classic slasher sequel, practical kills, zero modern rot MID
  57. 38% SLOP Babel Globe-trotting misery linked by bad decisions MID
  58. 62% SLOP Legend Stylized Kray twins brutality, violence as the point MID
  59. 62% SLOP Wonder Woman 1984 Sequel slop with identity theft as plot armor MID
  60. 38% SLOP Death Wish (1974) Vigilante justice served ice cold, Bronson edition MID
  61. 62% SLOP The Odyssey Nolan craft clobbered by source swaps and modern quips. MID
  62. 38% SLOP Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Peak 90s Carrey chaos, one joke didn't age MID
  63. 62% SLOP The Housemaid (2025) Erotic thriller that mistakes twists for depth. MID
  64. 38% SLOP Despicable Me Redemption arc and family beats carry it; franchise bloat does not MID
  65. 38% SLOP Dirty Work Raunchy revenge flick with heart buried under the pranks MID
  66. 38% SLOP The Super Mario Bros. Movie Nintendo cash grab that still slaps for kids. MID
  67. 38% SLOP Godzilla: Final Wars Kaiju crossover fever dream with mutant swagger MID
  68. 38% SLOP Iron Man 3 Shane Black quips vs MCU bloat — split decision MID
  69. 62% SLOP The Grudge Hollywood jump-scare factory, curse loses its teeth. MID
  70. 38% SLOP Warlock (1989) 80s satanic chase with practical flair MID
  71. 62% SLOP Scary Movie Gross-out parody that drowns horror in dick jokes. MID
  72. 38% SLOP The Fire Within (1963) Elegant French despair with zero redemption arc MID
  73. 38% SLOP Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings MCU with better fights than average, still franchise sludge MID
  74. 38% SLOP Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero gohan dad arc rescues franchise from total slop MID
  75. 62% SLOP Transcendence Transhumanist sermon in a dull sci-fi wrapper MID
  76. 61% SLOP Wuthering Heights (2026) Heathcliff whitewashed, story sexed up — Fennell indulgence MID
  77. 61% SLOP Ice Cream Man B-movie gore with a side of campy killer truck MID
  78. 61% SLOP Friday the 13th Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell Body-hopping slasher that lost the plot in hell MID
  79. 61% SLOP Friday the 13th (1980) Teen sex then machete, gore as the point MID
  80. 61% SLOP Friday the 13th Part III 3D kills, zero soul, hockey mask debut. MID
  81. 61% SLOP Friday the 13th Part 2 Slasher sequel: teens bang, Jason hacks, credits roll MID
  82. 61% SLOP Dogma Blasphemy buffet dressed as redemption arc MID
  83. 61% SLOP Brothers in Arms (Semper Fi) Loyalty flick with weak execution and forgettable payoff MID
  84. 61% SLOP The Birdcage Drag club family values, senator dad gets ratio'd MID
  85. 61% SLOP Need for Speed Video game cash-in with real cars, fake stakes. MID
  86. 61% SLOP Next Cage future-gimmick flick that squanders its premise. MID
  87. 61% SLOP Evil Dead Burn Gore-heavy sequel chasing the franchise's worst impulses. MID
  88. 61% SLOP Avatar: The Way of Water Stunning visuals, sermon on repeat. MID
  89. 61% SLOP Dogtooth (2009) Lanthimos family cage match, incest as thesis. MID
  90. 61% SLOP Eat Pray Love Divorce tourism cosplay for the spiritually bankrupt MID
  91. 61% SLOP Heli Cartel misery porn dressed as arthouse MID
  92. 41% SLOP The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Epic finale with heart, dragged by CGI bloat MID
  93. 41% SLOP Les Goûts et les Couleurs (2022) Class-clash French rom-com with solid songs and heart. MID
  94. 41% SLOP The American Society of Magical Negroes Trope satire with teeth but still preachy in spots MID
  95. 41% SLOP CSA: The Confederate States of America Mockumentary satire with a thesis; message over subtlety. MID
  96. 41% SLOP I Am Legend Book thesis flipped for crowd-pleasing heroics MID
  97. 41% SLOP The Matrix Revolutions Solid closer dragged by franchise bloat MID
  98. 41% SLOP Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Fan-service passion project stretched into feature length MID
  99. 41% SLOP Transformers One Franchise prequel that remembers how to tell a story MID
  100. 41% SLOP Transformers: The Movie (1986) Toy commercial that made kids cry about robots MID
  101. 41% SLOP The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Tragic Holocaust fable, innocence weaponized for tears MID
  102. 59% SLOP Cobra (1986) 80s vigilante slop with a body count fetish MID
  103. 42% SLOP Bohemian Rhapsody Solid music biopic, Hollywood polish on real chaos MID
  104. 42% SLOP The Butterfly Effect Time-travel regret engine that actually lands punches MID
  105. 58% SLOP Doom 2005 game-to-film that shoots blanks after the FPS gimmick MID
  106. 58% SLOP Until the Light Takes Us Black metal doc, church-burn nihilism unfiltered MID
  107. 58% SLOP Die Another Day Invisible car and CGI overload sink Brosnan's last ride MID
  108. 58% SLOP The Architect Glum class-collision drama that never lands. MID
  109. 58% SLOP Musk Gibney's 4-hour Musk takedown preaches to the choir. MID
  110. 58% SLOP Unfriended Screen-gimmick horror that punishes bullies with pixels MID
  111. 42% SLOP Undisputed Prison boxing flick that stays in its lane MID
  112. 58% SLOP Practical Magic 2 Nostalgia sequel with recast daughters and flat plotting MID
  113. 58% SLOP Star Wars: The Last Jedi Franchise slop with pretty lightsabers MID
  114. 58% SLOP Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning Slasher formula, practical gore as the whole point MID
  115. 42% SLOP Vampire's Kiss Cage's unhinged yuppie meltdown in cult-comedy drag MID
  116. 58% SLOP Dance Flick Raunchy dance parody that misses every beat MID
  117. 42% SLOP Sisu One-man Nazi death squad with sisu to spare MID
  118. 58% SLOP Evil Dead Rise Gore spectacle in an apartment elevator, franchise fatigue MID
  119. 58% SLOP Black Widow MCU girlboss origin story, committee slop MID
  120. 58% SLOP Bodies Bodies Bodies Gen Z murder-mystery satire that mocks its own audience MID