The Take

Vampire's Kiss is a Nicolas Cage delivery system first and a movie second. His scorched-earth yuppie meltdown carries the picture through its thin satire on mental collapse and status anxiety.

The black comedy lands without preachiness, yet the story stays too blunt and episodic to match sharper yuppie takedowns like American Psycho.

The Verdict

Cage's mania and the practical slide into delusion give the film its only real teeth. Everything else feels like a thin vehicle stretched to feature length.

Skip the lesser remakes — watch American Psycho for sharper yuppie satire with actual teeth.

Common Questions

What is Vampire's Kiss about?

A literary agent spirals into believing he is a vampire after a one-night stand and a bat bite.

Is Vampire's Kiss based on a true story?

No. The screenplay is original fiction built around Cage's performance.

Why is there a cockroach in Vampire's Kiss?

Cage's character eats one in a famous unscripted-feeling scene that became the film's meme centerpiece.