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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 42% SLOP Sisu One-man Nazi death squad with sisu to spare MID
  2. 58% SLOP Evil Dead Rise Gore spectacle in an apartment elevator, franchise fatigue MID
  3. 58% SLOP Black Widow MCU girlboss origin story, committee slop MID
  4. 58% SLOP Bodies Bodies Bodies Gen Z murder-mystery satire that mocks its own audience MID
  5. 58% SLOP Overlord Nazi zombie gore as the whole point MID
  6. 58% SLOP Uncharted Generic treasure hunt, video-game slop lite. MID
  7. 58% SLOP King of Con! Meta doc on arcade cons that cons itself MID
  8. 42% SLOP Notre-Dame de Paris (1998) French rock opera mostly honors Hugo's gothic core MID
  9. 58% SLOP The Hunt Elite hunting deplorables, violence as the point MID
  10. 58% SLOP Super Troopers 3 Sequel fatigue in a cop-car full of same gags MID
  11. 58% SLOP Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Raimi horror wasted on MCU committee slop MID
  12. 58% SLOP Disenchanted Disney sequel that trades charm for suburbia fatigue MID
  13. 58% SLOP Twilight Sparkly vampire teen romance committee slop MID
  14. 58% SLOP Alien: Covenant Xenomorphs deserved better than this crew of idiots MID
  15. 58% SLOP How to Be Single Rom-com that treats hookups as self-discovery. MID
  16. 58% SLOP Elle Rape-revenge arthouse that mistakes degeneracy for depth MID
  17. 58% SLOP Grown Ups Sandler dad-reunion slop, zero tension, endless callbacks MID
  18. 58% SLOP A Clockwork Orange Ultraviolence and rape as stylish auteur flex MID
  19. 42% SLOP Elvis Baz's rhinestone fever dream overstays its welcome MID
  20. 58% SLOP The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Raunchy car-lot fever dream, 2009 bro-comedy edition MID
  21. 58% SLOP Rocky V Franchise fatigue lands the Italian Stallion on the mat. MID
  22. 58% SLOP Bullet Train Stylized gore as the main course MID
  23. 58% SLOP Taxi Hunter Cat III taxi revenge slop with graphic body count MID
  24. 58% SLOP Bumblebee Franchise entry that tries to be sweet but stays slop. MID
  25. 42% SLOP Limitless Pill-popping power fantasy with thin moral recoil MID
  26. 58% SLOP Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla 90s Toho filler with stock footage and zero stakes MID
  27. 58% SLOP The Boondock Saints Vigilante prayer circle with machine guns MID
  28. 58% SLOP Click Sandler remote fantasy with family guilt bolted on MID
  29. 42% SLOP Blue Velvet Lynch masterpiece that stares into the abyss and blinks MID
  30. 58% SLOP Alien 3 Studio-mangled sequel, bleak slog with atmosphere MID
  31. 58% SLOP Poor Things Sex marathon Frankenstein with feminist thesis MID
  32. 58% SLOP Quinze Dias Queer teen crush slop dressed as body-positive vacation arc MID
  33. 58% SLOP Exorcist: The Beginning Prequel that dilutes the original's dread MID
  34. 58% SLOP Exterminadores do Além Contra a Loira do Banheiro Brazilian YouTuber ghostbusters vs. Bloody Mary — trashy fun, thin script. MID
  35. 58% SLOP Five Nights at Freddy's Game adaptation that trades dread for jump-scare spam MID
  36. 58% SLOP Boss Baby 2 Sequel slop with baby suits and boardroom gags MID
  37. 58% SLOP Rambo Revenge spectacle with a body count fetish MID
  38. 58% SLOP Kick-Ass Stylized child-vigilante gore as the main attraction MID
  39. 42% SLOP Dick Tracy comic strip visuals, thin plot, 1990 camp MID
  40. 58% SLOP Cocaine Bear Bear on blow turns humans into chew toys — violence as comedy bit MID
  41. 58% SLOP It Ends With Us Abuse-cycle romance slop with celebrity wattage MID
  42. 58% SLOP The End of Evangelion Anime craft, teen degeneracy thesis MID
  43. 42% SLOP Meeting People Is Easy Radiohead tour doc: grind shown, pretension intact MID
  44. 58% SLOP Next Friday Weed-fueled suburban sequel, franchise slop lite MID
  45. 58% SLOP In the Grey Guy Ritchie caper coasts on star power and style, little else MID
  46. 58% SLOP Kill Bill Stylized katana revenge porn, violence as the point MID
  47. 42% SLOP Black Panther MCU entry with real vision, still pays the franchise tax MID
  48. 58% SLOP Avengers Team-up spectacle that curdled into franchise slop MID
  49. 58% SLOP The Toxic Avenger Gore-soaked Troma satire that mistakes splatter for substance MID
  50. 58% SLOP Die My Love Arthouse postpartum psychosis with despair as the main course MID
  51. 44% SLOP Cars 3 Franchise sequel coasts on legacy fumes MID
  52. 44% SLOP You, Me & Tuscany Frothy Tuscan rom-com with decent chemistry, thin plot MID
  53. 44% SLOP Predator: Badlands predator protagonist arc with human ally MID
  54. 44% SLOP Now You See Me: Now You Don't Formulaic third act, still delivers popcorn tricks MID
  55. 55% SLOP Avengers: Doomsday Unreleased MCU crossover, provisional mid slop MID
  56. 55% SLOP American Circumcision Intactivist advocacy doc with debate framing. MID
  57. 55% SLOP 21 Jump Street Raunchy remake that mistakes degeneracy for wit MID
  58. 54% SLOP Good Fortune Gig-economy sermon dressed as Trading Places reboot MID
  59. 54% SLOP Hardcore Henry First-person gore gimmick, plot thinner than the body count MID
  60. 54% SLOP Jennifer's Body Demon cheerleader revenge porn with campy degeneracy MID
  61. 54% SLOP Blades of Glory Raunchy bromance comedy that skates on cheap gags MID
  62. 53% SLOP Tung Tung Tung Sahur The Movie AI meme vaporware — brainrot never makes the leap MID
  63. 47% SLOP Pineapple Express Stoner chase comedy that hits harder than the weed it worships. MID
  64. 47% SLOP Tomb Raider Lara swings, script mostly faceplants MID
  65. 47% SLOP Reefer Madness 1936 anti-weed propaganda that screams moral panic MID
  66. 47% SLOP The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Drifting through plot holes with V8s MID
  67. 47% SLOP Spider-Man (1978) Low-budget TV movie cheese with real web-slinging MID
  68. 47% SLOP Love Happy (1949) Marx Bros finale: charm diluted by thin plot. MID
  69. 47% SLOP Street Kings Keanu grunts through cop corruption, violence carries the load MID
  70. 47% SLOP Spider-Man 3 Three villains, one dance sequence, Raimi at his most unhinged MID
  71. 47% SLOP Love Actually Holiday rom-com that trades charm for creepy subplots MID
  72. 47% SLOP Godzilla vs. Kong Kaiju slugfest with more budget than brains MID
  73. 47% SLOP Robocop 2 Sequel with more gore, less bite than the original MID
  74. 47% SLOP Escape from Tarkov. Raid Tarkov cosplay compiled into 66 minutes of gun LARP MID
  75. 47% SLOP The Garfield Movie Generic CGI cat slop with zero bite. MID
  76. 47% SLOP Beau Is Afraid Anxiety as three-hour endurance test MID
  77. 47% SLOP No Time to Die Bond dies for family; franchise limps on MID
  78. 47% SLOP Falling Down 90s rage quit with a body count MID
  79. 47% SLOP Live and Let Die Bond does blaxploitation voodoo, camp intact MID
  80. 47% SLOP The Dirties Meta revenge LARP that flirts with real bullets MID
  81. 52% SLOP The Odyssey (2026) Nolan IMAX epic undercut by source-bending casting MID
  82. 52% SLOP Interview with the Vampire Gothic tragedy with heavy homoerotic subtext and damnation vibes MID
  83. 52% SLOP The Belko Experiment Office workers forced into kill-or-die game, thin satire MID
  84. 48% SLOP Barnyard harmless farm hijinks with udder-based gags MID
  85. 52% SLOP Society Class satire drowned in shunting goop MID
  86. 48% SLOP The Dirty Dozen Convict commandos, mission over message MID
  87. 52% SLOP Emergency Race-panic college comedy with sharp jokes, thin thesis MID
  88. 48% SLOP Elemental Pixar immigration allegory with cute fire-water romance MID
  89. 48% SLOP In Time Time-as-currency allegory that never shuts up MID
  90. 52% SLOP The Toxic Avenger (2025) Polished Troma reboot trades raw sleaze for dad-core gore. MID
  91. 52% SLOP Hellraiser (2022) Cenobites endure, remake mostly coasts on nostalgia MID
  92. 52% SLOP London Has Fallen Generic action sequel, violence as set piece MID
  93. 52% SLOP Cosmo Princess Promising 2D space opera still in the hangar MID
  94. 52% SLOP The Substance Body horror that roasts Hollywood vanity while bathing in the gore MID
  95. 52% SLOP Digger Auteur ambition meets messy satire; bold swing, soft landing MID
  96. 52% SLOP Halloween 5 Michael Myers still walks, script limps MID
  97. 52% SLOP Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Slasher formula, kills as the product MID
  98. 52% SLOP Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter Slasher sequel gore as the main event MID
  99. 52% SLOP Friday the 13th Slasher blueprint, kills as the main event MID
  100. 52% SLOP West Side Story (2021) Crafty remake, source gender swap drags it mid MID
  101. 48% SLOP The Tomorrow War Time-travel alien bait, family duty half-baked MID
  102. 52% SLOP Lolita (1962) Kubrick satire on obsession, not glorification MID
  103. 52% SLOP The Lorax Preachy eco-fable with decent animation, thin story MID
  104. 52% SLOP Lee Cronin's The Mummy Possession horror with Egyptian window dressing MID
  105. 52% SLOP Event Horizon Hell ship horror with heavy gore payload MID
  106. 48% SLOP Godzilla: King of the Monsters Kaiju spectacle dragged by sermon and script MID
  107. 52% SLOP Knight Rider 2000 90s TV sequel that forgot why the car was cool MID
  108. 48% SLOP Ready Player One Nostalgia overload, CGI spectacle, thin story MID
  109. 48% SLOP Primetime Unreleased A24 predator-hunt biopic — wait for reviews MID
  110. 48% SLOP Dope Nerds hustle through Inglewood drugs and Harvard MID
  111. 48% SLOP Elephant Detached Columbine echo, violence as atmosphere MID
  112. 52% SLOP Oldboy Stylish revenge spectacle with incest gut-punch MID
  113. 48% SLOP Spider-Man: Far From Home MCU comfort food with one good villain MID
  114. 52% SLOP The Vanishing bleak 1988 kidnap thriller, despair as the thesis MID
  115. 52% SLOP Hancock Drunk anti-hero redemption arc that coasts on Smith charisma MID
  116. 52% SLOP Deadpool Gore as punchline, degeneracy as personality MID
  117. 48% SLOP Supergirl (2026) DCU capes-and-vengeance reboot — mid-tier franchise filler. MID
  118. 52% SLOP Intruder Low-budget slasher where the kills outrank the script MID
  119. 48% SLOP Léon: The Professional Stylish hitman tale with creepy underage tension MID
  120. 52% SLOP Deadpool 2 Gore-as-gag meta sequel, violence for laughs MID