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Pineapple Express

Name: Pineapple Express: 47% Slop — Stoner chase comedy that hits harder than the we
Item: Pineapple Express
Rating: 53
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Stoner chase comedy that hits harder than the weed it worships.

The Breakdown

Original screenplay, Rogen/Goldberg voice intact
Practical stunts and practical laughs
Drug use as the entire engine, zero consequences
Graphic violence played for cheap yuks
Aging like milk left in a hot car

Side Effects

mild nostalgia, permanent urge to quote every line, possible reefer madness flashback

Watch Instead

Skip it. Watch 'Superbad' instead. Same crew, tighter script, less running.

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