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Movie Slop Scores

Every movie roasted by Slop Detector 3000 — based, mid, and goyslop, ranked. Like IMDb, but not woke. What is goyslop? Industrial culture slop with a Slop Score.

  1. 52% SLOP The Vanishing bleak 1988 kidnap thriller, despair as the thesis MID
  2. 52% SLOP Hancock Drunk anti-hero redemption arc that coasts on Smith charisma MID
  3. 52% SLOP Deadpool Gore as punchline, degeneracy as personality MID
  4. 48% SLOP Supergirl (2026) DCU capes-and-vengeance reboot — mid-tier franchise filler. MID
  5. 52% SLOP Intruder Low-budget slasher where the kills outrank the script MID
  6. 48% SLOP Léon: The Professional Stylish hitman tale with creepy underage tension MID
  7. 52% SLOP Deadpool 2 Gore-as-gag meta sequel, violence for laughs MID
  8. 52% SLOP The Expendables Aging meatheads blowing shit up for two hours MID
  9. 52% SLOP The Reader Holocaust guilt wrapped in underage affair drama MID
  10. 52% SLOP Ant-Man MCU heist lite, shrinking gags over story. MID
  11. 52% SLOP Slide (2013) Corrupt Russian cops above the law — mid crime drama MID
  12. 48% SLOP Intolerance 1916 silent epic: groundbreaking craft, preachy thesis. MID
  13. 52% SLOP Bride of Chucky Campy doll-on-doll carnage with zero soul. MID
  14. 52% SLOP Chucky Campy killer-doll slasher that aged into franchise filler. MID
  15. 48% SLOP The Boss Baby Baby in a suit corporate satire, mid-tier DreamWorks fluff MID
  16. 48% SLOP The Dark Indie horror with abuse heart, body-count payoff MID
  17. 52% SLOP 300 Stylized Spartan gore porn with duty as afterthought. MID
  18. 48% SLOP Tron: Ares Leto in neon grid — franchise still wheezing MID
  19. 52% SLOP The Talented Mr. Ripley Charming sociopath wins, zero moral hangover MID
  20. 48% SLOP Cars 2 Franchise sequel trading heart for spy gadgets MID
  21. 48% SLOP The Interview Raunchy bro-comedy that assassinates a dictator, still reeks of 2014 frat energy MID
  22. 52% SLOP Megalopolis Auteur ego trip that outran its own script. MID
  23. 52% SLOP Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) Blumhouse mummy LARP: sand, possession, same old scares. MID
  24. 52% SLOP HyperNormalisation Dense post-truth thesis, ideology over craft MID
  25. 48% SLOP The Mandalorian and Grogu Mando's big-screen hop coasts on charm, skimps on story. MID
  26. 52% SLOP Scarface Chainsaw classic, violence as the main course MID
  27. 52% SLOP Promising Young Woman MeToo revenge fantasy with Oscar polish MID
  28. 52% SLOP John Wick Stylized body-count opera with a dead dog hook MID
  29. 52% SLOP Nitram (2021) Grim descent into real atrocity; nihilism as the thesis. MID
  30. 52% SLOP 007 Bond franchise: peak based to full slop, depends on the cut MID
  31. 51% SLOP The Gray Man Big-budget Netflix action that forgets its own plot MID
  32. 51% SLOP Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Juvenile meta parody that occasionally punches up MID
  33. 51% SLOP Doomsday Gory 2008 post-apoc action with more blood than brains MID
  34. 51% SLOP Lightyear Pixar Buzz prequel that stumbles into its own footnote MID
  35. 51% SLOP Stop-Loss Iraq war drama that questions the stop-loss policy without preaching MID
  36. 51% SLOP Dragon Blade Silk Road bromance with imported Hollywood baggage MID
  37. 51% SLOP The Company of Wolves Dreamy fairy-tale rot with practical fur and teeth MID
  38. 51% SLOP Outpost PTSD tower horror with thin chills and thinner script MID
  39. 51% SLOP Ride Along (2014) Formulaic buddy-cop bromance with decent laughs MID
  40. 51% SLOP Avengers: Age of Ultron Committee script drags a solid Ultron concept MID
  41. 51% SLOP Fall 2: Deadpoint Sequel vertigo on the same plank, mixed thrills. MID
  42. 51% SLOP Spectre Bond film that retcons its own lore for drama MID
  43. 51% SLOP Moonraker Bond in space, script still on earth MID
  44. 51% SLOP Ted Raunchy bear bromance, crude but harmless. MID
  45. 51% SLOP The Forbidden City Rome-based revenge flick with martial arts and one-child policy backstory MID
  46. 51% SLOP The Fantastic Four: First Steps MCU team-up with solid cast, franchise fatigue baked in MID
  47. 51% SLOP Marriage Story Divorce courtroom drama that treats marriage as paperwork MID
  48. 51% SLOP Antz 90s ant satire with woody allen voiceover baggage MID
  49. 51% SLOP The Twilight Saga: New Moon Sparkly vampire soap opera with a love triangle MID
  50. 51% SLOP Mandy Cage-fueled cult revenge with gore as main course MID
  51. 51% SLOP Bob Marley: One Love Biopic by numbers, music carries the load MID
  52. 51% SLOP Roommates (2026) Netflix YA black comedy, passive-aggression edition MID
  53. 51% SLOP Prometheus Ridley flexes, script files for bankruptcy MID
  54. 51% SLOP This Is the End Raunchy celeb-apocalypse self-own, hits and misses MID
  55. 51% SLOP Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Arnold returns, franchise starts chewing its own tail MID
  56. 51% SLOP Thomas and the Magic Railroad Wholesome trains derailed by bargain CGI and confused plot MID
  57. 51% SLOP Wedding Crashers Raunchy wedding-hopping bromance with commitment phobia MID
  58. 51% SLOP Robocop (2014) Remake that sanded off the original's edges. MID
  59. 51% SLOP Avengers: Infinity War Franchise peak that still reeks of committee notes. MID
  60. 51% SLOP 13 Ghosts Gimmick remake: flashy ghosts, hollow script MID
  61. 51% SLOP Kingdom of Heaven Crusades cosplay with modern tolerance sermon MID
  62. 51% SLOP The World Is Not Enough Brosnan Bond on cruise control, nuclear physicist LARP MID
  63. 51% SLOP Jack Robin Williams trapped in a kid's body, 90s sentimentality wins MID
  64. 51% SLOP The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Franchise sequel slop with space flair MID
  65. 51% SLOP Reservoir Dogs Tarantino debut: ear surgery as auteur flex MID