The Breakdown
- Acting so wooden it could build a house
- Plot held together by magic laptops and emails
- Effects budget apparently spent on one green screen
- Single auteur voice — just happens to be unhinged
- Conspiracy slop without the fun payoff
Side Effects
brain cells staging a mass exodus, cult status optional
Watch Instead
Skip it. Watch 'The Room' instead — same so-bad-it's-good energy, stronger cult following.
