Food · 6% slop · based

Pasture-Raised Eggs and Grass-Fed Butter (Local)

Name: Pasture-Raised Eggs and Grass-Fed Butter (Local): 6% Slop — Ancestors approve,
Item: Pasture-Raised Eggs and Grass-Fed Butter (Local)
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors approve, seed oil lobby files complaint

The Breakdown

Pasture-raised eggs: real yolks, single ingredient
Grass-fed butter: animal fat, no vegetable oil sludge
Local source: minimal supply chain, actual traceability
Verify 'pasture' and 'grass-fed' claims hold up on farm

Side Effects

ancestors smiling, doctor suddenly interested in your bloodwork

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk from the same farm — full based breakfast stack.

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