Food · 6% slop · based

Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Steak

Name: Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Steak: 6% Slop — Ancestors filing a restraining order ag
Item: Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Steak
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors filing a restraining order against regulators

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, zero processing theater
Animal fat and protein as nature intended
Pre-1990 food that great-grandma would recognize
Raw milk sourcing varies by farm — verify locally

Side Effects

jawline sharpens, regulators seethe, ancestors nod

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