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Raw Milk or Bone Broth

Name: Raw Milk or Bone Broth: 6% Slop — Ancestors nod, FDA files complaint
Item: Raw Milk or Bone Broth
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors nod, FDA files complaint

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, no processing theater
Real animal fat and protein, zero soy sludge
Pre-1990 food that still exists for a reason
Supports actual farming, not industrial sludge

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against pasteurization, gut lining sending thank-you notes

Buy Instead

Pair it with grass-fed steak and eggs — triple the based, zero marketing LARP.

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