Food · 6% slop · based

Grass-Fed Steak and Tallow

Name: Grass-Fed Steak and Tallow: 6% Slop — Cow plus fire equals civilization.
Item: Grass-Fed Steak and Tallow
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Cow plus fire equals civilization.

The Breakdown

Grass-fed steak: single-ingredient meat
Tallow: real animal fat, pre-1990 default
Zero seed oils, zero marketing lies
Testosterone-friendly, no soy sludge

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval forms, dietitians in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair it with eggs and raw milk — full animal-based stack, no compromises.

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