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Grass-Fed Ribeye and Tallow

Name: Grass-Fed Ribeye and Tallow: 6% Slop — Ancestors nodding, modern nutritionists
Item: Grass-Fed Ribeye and Tallow
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors nodding, modern nutritionists seething

The Breakdown

Grass-fed whole-muscle ribeye, one ingredient
Tallow: rendered beef fat, zero seed oils
Pre-1990 cooking method, great-grandma approved
Verified regenerative sourcing claim holds up

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, ancestors filing restraining orders

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk or bone broth for full ancestral stack.

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