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Chicken Thighs (Local Butcher Smoked)

Name: Chicken Thighs (Local Butcher Smoked): 6% Slop — Single-ingredient meat, great
Item: Chicken Thighs (Local Butcher Smoked)
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient meat, great-grandma nods

The Breakdown

Whole muscle chicken, zero processing
Animal protein, no phytoestrogen drag
Local butcher sourcing beats grocery slop
Check if smoked with actual wood vs liquid smoke

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, jawline sharpening

Buy Instead

Pair with a local regenerative farm chicken if available — same cut, verified grass access.

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