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Local Grass-Finished Beef

Name: Local Grass-Finished Beef: 6% Slop — cow + grass + dirt = actual food
Item: Local Grass-Finished Beef
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

cow + grass + dirt = actual food

The Breakdown

single ingredient, zero processing
animal fats, real protein, no soy sludge
local sourcing actually matters here
pre-1990 meal template, still works

Side Effects

ancestors nod approvingly, modern dietitians seethe

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk or bone broth — stack the based, double the single-ingredient wins.

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