The Breakdown

  • Tallow: single animal fat, pre-1990 fry medium
  • Eggs: one ingredient, complete protein, no additives
  • No HFCS, no dyes, no soy, no ultra-processed sludge
  • Great-grandma would recognize every step
  • Animal fats only — testosterone-friendly fuel

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, gut microbiome throwing a parade, modern kitchen in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk — single ingredient, full-fat glory, ancestors high-fiving.