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Raw Milk + Cottage Cheese Stack

Name: Raw Milk + Cottage Cheese Stack: 6% Slop — Ancestors filing a restraining orde
Item: Raw Milk + Cottage Cheese Stack
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors filing a restraining order on the FDA

The Breakdown

Raw milk: single ingredient, straight from the cow
Cottage cheese: 25g protein, three ingredients max
Animal fats and real dairy — pre-1990 default
Testosterone friendly, no phytoestrogen drag
Raw milk sourcing matters; verify your farmer

Side Effects

jawline sharpens, gut seals, feds seethe in the distance

Buy Instead

Pair it with bone broth for the ultimate based trifecta — three single-ingredient wins.

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