Food · 6% slop · based

Actual Whole Muscle Steaks or Roasts

Name: Actual Whole Muscle Steaks or Roasts: 6% Slop — Cow + fire + salt = civilizati
Item: Actual Whole Muscle Steaks or Roasts
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Cow + fire + salt = civilization

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, whole muscle meat
Animal protein, zero phytoestrogens
Pre-1990 food, great-grandma nods
Testosterone friendly by default

Side Effects

ancestors high-fiving, jawline sharpening

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