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Eggs and Real Bacon

Name: Eggs and Real Bacon: 6% Slop — Ancestors nodding, seed oil salesmen seething
Item: Eggs and Real Bacon
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors nodding, seed oil salesmen seething

The Breakdown

Eggs: single ingredient, perfect protein
Bacon: pork belly + salt, animal fat only
Pre-1990 breakfast, zero processing
Testosterone-friendly, no phytoestrogen drag

Side Effects

ancestors approve, jawline sharpening, no bloat

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk or grass-fed butter — full based stack

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