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Bone Broth and Tallow

Name: Bone Broth and Tallow: 6% Slop — Single-ingredient ancestors' fuel, seed oil l
Item: Bone Broth and Tallow
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient ancestors' fuel, seed oil lobby weeps

The Breakdown

Bone broth: literally one ingredient, collagen + minerals
Tallow: rendered beef fat, pre-1990 fry oil standard
Zero additives, zero phytoestrogens, zero HFCS
Nourishes joints, hormones, and actual satiety

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval forms, modern gut in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk or pastured eggs — the full based protein stack.

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