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Black Tea with Lemon

Name: Black Tea with Lemon: 6% Slop — Single-ingredient fuel, ancestors nod
Item: Black Tea with Lemon
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient fuel, ancestors nod

The Breakdown

Tea leaves + water + lemon = pre-1990 simplicity
No seed oils, no HFCS, no dye stack
Real citrus, real caffeine, zero marketing
Bagged version often has microplastics

Side Effects

jawline sharpens, cortisol drops, no bloat tax

Buy Instead

Pair with loose-leaf from a regenerative source — same ritual, zero plastic trace.

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