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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 6% SLOP USDA Choice Black Angus Petite Sirloin from Aldi Steak. Salt. Fire. Done. BASED
  2. 6% SLOP Actual Lemons Single ingredient, ancestors nod BASED
  3. 6% SLOP Peach from Hispanic guy's yard Single-ingredient backyard fruit, based as hell BASED
  4. 94% SLOP Gushers Liquid center, seed oil sludge, childhood ruined. SLOP
  5. 6% SLOP Clarified Butter Butter fat, zero drama, full based. BASED
  6. 6% SLOP Grass-Finished Ribeye Cow + grass + fire = civilization BASED
  7. 6% SLOP Pasture-Raised Eggs Single ingredient, ancestors nod in approval BASED
  8. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter Cow + grass + churn = civilization BASED
  9. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Ribeye Cow that ate grass, not soy. Civilization in a pan. BASED
  10. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak Cow + grass + salt = civilization restored BASED
  11. 6% SLOP Trader Joe's Cut and Peeled Carrots Carrots. One ingredient. Civilization. BASED
  12. 6% SLOP Chinese Rice Single-ingredient staple, zero LARP BASED
  13. 6% SLOP Mouldy Fermented Raw Cheese Ancestors' fridge wins again. BASED
  14. 6% SLOP Miso Soup and Hard-Boiled Egg Ancestors nodding, modern dietitians seething. BASED
  15. 6% SLOP England's Best Organic Large Brown Eggs Single-ingredient eggs. Ancestors filing no complaints. BASED
  16. 6% SLOP Peaches Single-ingredient fruit, civilization fuel. BASED
  17. 6% SLOP Black tea Leaf water that built empires. BASED
  18. 6% SLOP Earth Fresh Foods Russet Potato Single-ingredient dirt apple, zero slop. BASED
  19. 6% SLOP Kirkland Water (Label-less Bottle) Water. In a bottle. Ancestors filing complaints. BASED
  20. 6% SLOP Milba Full Cream Fresh Milk Pure cow juice, zero corporate theater. BASED
  21. 94% SLOP Diet Dr Pepper Aspartame juice for the NPC arc SLOP
  22. 6% SLOP Oatmeal Single-ingredient fuel from before marketing ruined breakfast. BASED
  23. 6% SLOP Cocoa Butter One ingredient, zero corporate theater. BASED
  24. 6% SLOP Onion powder Single-ingredient pantry staple, zero additives. BASED
  25. 6% SLOP Unsalted Peanuts Legumes as nature intended, zero additives. BASED
  26. 6% SLOP Homemade Pomegranate Juice Pomegranates plus elbow grease equals based elixir BASED
  27. 6% SLOP Homemade Sourdough Bread with Raw Honey Farm bread done right, zero industrial rot. BASED
  28. 6% SLOP Homemade Sourdough French Toast Ancestors filing a restraining order against seed oil culture BASED
  29. 6% SLOP Kirkland Water Bulk water, zero additives, maximum based. BASED
  30. 6% SLOP Pig Feet Nose-to-tail legend, single ingredient, zero slop BASED
  31. 6% SLOP Oolong Tea Leaf water from the before times. Zero slop detected. BASED
  32. 6% SLOP Jujube Single-ingredient Silk Road relic, zero slop BASED
  33. 6% SLOP Raw Brain one ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  34. 6% SLOP Matzah Flour water tradition, zero slop since the exodus BASED
  35. 6% SLOP Creatine Single-ingredient gains in a tub BASED
  36. 6% SLOP Chicken Single-ingredient civilization fuel. BASED
  37. 6% SLOP Hofer Bio Steak Organic Austrian beef, single ingredient civilization BASED
  38. 6% SLOP Chili Pepper Single-ingredient fire from the garden, zero corporate LARP. BASED
  39. 6% SLOP Beef roast Cow. Salt. Fire. Civilization achieved. BASED
  40. 6% SLOP Kania Meersalz Pure sea salt, zero nonsense — based staple. BASED
  41. 6% SLOP Chia Seeds Single ingredient, ancestors filing no complaints. BASED
  42. 6% SLOP Fish Single ingredient, ancestors approve. BASED
  43. 6% SLOP Seara Filé de Peito de Frango Congelados e Soltinhos Single-ingredient chicken, frozen loose, zero theater. BASED
  44. 6% SLOP Pemmican Ancestral meat bar, zero modern slop BASED
  45. 6% SLOP Corn on the Cob Single-ingredient summer canon, zero processing BASED
  46. 6% SLOP Brook Trout Wild single-ingredient river protein, zero processing BASED
  47. 6% SLOP Paprika Single-ingredient spice, ancestors approve. BASED
  48. 94% SLOP Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls Mechanically separated meat tubes in seed-oil crust. SLOP
  49. 6% SLOP Raw Colostrum Ancestral first milk, regulators in shambles BASED
  50. 6% SLOP T-Bone Steak Cow, fire, salt. Civilization achieved. BASED
  51. 6% SLOP Postevand Danish tap water in plant cartons — civilization in a box BASED
  52. 6% SLOP Bunker Hill Cheese Raw milk cheddar from local Amish farms — based as hell BASED
  53. 94% SLOP McDonald's Shake industrial dairy sludge in a cup SLOP
  54. 6% SLOP Raw Avocado Single-ingredient perfection, FDA seethes BASED
  55. 6% SLOP Skýra Icelandic Spring Water Icelandic spring water, pre-1990 vibes intact BASED
  56. 6% SLOP Egg Whites Single-ingredient protein, yolk drama optional BASED
  57. 6% SLOP OrgaNick Pastures Heirloom Eggs Pasture-raised organic eggs — eggs as eggs should be BASED
  58. 6% SLOP Horseradish Root of all based, sinus-clearing truth serum BASED
  59. 94% SLOP Fried Corndog in Used Vegetable Oil, Dipped in Kool-Aid Seed-oil sludge meets children's paint beverage. SLOP
  60. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Tallow Ribeye with Raw Milk & Fage 5% Ancestors nod, FDA files complaint. BASED
  61. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Prime Ribeye in Tallow Ancestors nodding from Valhalla. BASED
  62. 6% SLOP Cast Iron Pan-Fried Grass-Fed Prime Ribeye Grass-fed ribeye in cast iron? Ancestors salute. BASED
  63. 6% SLOP Sprouts Wild Caught Sockeye Salmon Wild fish, zero nonsense. Ancestral fuel. BASED
  64. 6% SLOP Celery Single ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  65. 6% SLOP Goat Single-ingredient meat. Ancestors approve. BASED
  66. 6% SLOP Nanak Desi Ghee Clarified Butter Ancestral cow fat in a jar. Based. BASED
  67. 6% SLOP Teddie Super Chunky Peanut Butter Peanuts and salt, zero betrayal BASED
  68. 6% SLOP Wildbrine Raw Organic Kraut Cabbage, salt, garlic — ancestors file no complaints BASED
  69. 7% SLOP Sparkling Water with Lime Water, but make it based — zero corporate theater BASED
  70. 7% SLOP Steak cooked in tallow Cow + ancestral fat = civilization BASED
  71. 7% SLOP Bone Broth Single-ingredient gut fuel, ancestors salute BASED
  72. 7% SLOP Pete & Gerry's Organic Free Range Eggs Eggs. The original based food. BASED
  73. 7% SLOP Cottage Cheese or Raw Milk Ancestors approve. FDA seethes. BASED
  74. 93% SLOP Corn oil Industrial seed-oil cathedral in a bottle SLOP
  75. 7% SLOP Scallops Single-ingredient ocean gold, zero additives BASED
  76. 7% SLOP Sparkling Water and Real Orange Ancestors approve, moderns seethe BASED
  77. 7% SLOP Ribeye Single-ingredient steak, peak based BASED
  78. 7% SLOP Ossetra Caviar Sturgeon eggs, pre-industrial luxury BASED
  79. 7% SLOP Sparkling water with fresh lime Ancestors approve, La Croix weeps BASED
  80. 7% SLOP Ground Beef and Tallow Meatballs Ancestral protein bomb, zero modern nonsense BASED
  81. 7% SLOP Spring Water in Glass Single-ingredient hydration, glass not plastic — ancestors nod BASED
  82. 7% SLOP Local Butcher Sausage or Plain Ground Beef Butcher counter wins, factory floor loses BASED
  83. 7% SLOP Eggs and Steak Ancestors filing a restraining order on seed oil merchants BASED
  84. 7% SLOP Cast-Iron Pot of Bone Broth Single ingredient, gut healing, FDA seethes BASED
  85. 7% SLOP Jamie's Hive to Table Raw Honey Raw bee gold, no corporate filter BASED
  86. 7% SLOP Kefir or Fage 5% Greek Yogurt Fermented dairy, zero slop, ancestors approve BASED
  87. 7% SLOP Raw Plantains Air-Fried in Tallow Ancestors high-fiving, seed-oil demons in shambles BASED
  88. 7% SLOP Pomegranate Single-ingredient fruit of kings BASED
  89. 7% SLOP Vegetales Whole vegetables, zero slop — pre-industrial fuel BASED
  90. 7% SLOP Bone Broth from Local Butcher Ancestors approve, FDA seethes BASED
  91. 7% SLOP Wyman's Frozen Wild Blueberries Single-ingredient wild fruit, zero nonsense. BASED
  92. 7% SLOP Sardines in Olive Oil Fish in the good fat — ancestors nodding BASED
  93. 7% SLOP Schweinhaxe Pork knuckle supremacy, zero soy detected BASED
  94. 7% SLOP Oysters Briny single-ingredient ocean protein BASED
  95. 7% SLOP Eggs, Salt, Pepper, Butter and Toast Ancestors nodding, dietitians in shambles BASED
  96. 7% SLOP Old Cheddar Cheese Aged dairy gold. Single ingredient, zero excuses. BASED
  97. 7% SLOP Garden Cress Single-ingredient sprout, actual food BASED
  98. 7% SLOP Polish Rosół Grandma's chicken soup, zero modern cope BASED
  99. 7% SLOP Butcher Ribs Single ingredient, cow died correctly BASED
  100. 7% SLOP Diced Beef Beef cubes: single ingredient, zero slop BASED
  101. 7% SLOP Kiwis Single-ingredient green grenade, zero slop detected BASED
  102. 7% SLOP Straus Family Creamery Heavy Cream Grass-fed cream flex, ancestors nod in approval BASED
  103. 7% SLOP Sparkling Water with Real Lemon Bubbles and citrus. Ancestors filing no complaints. BASED
  104. 7% SLOP Sparkling Water + Lime Squeeze Water with attitude, zero corporate theater BASED
  105. 7% SLOP Bananas and Rice Ancestral staples, zero corporate slop BASED
  106. 7% SLOP 8oz Ribeye Steak (No Butter) Cow, fire, salt. Civilization achieved. BASED
  107. 93% SLOP Crisco Seed oil sludge in a tub — pre-1990 nightmare fuel SLOP
  108. 93% SLOP Cheetos Nuclear cheese dust in a bag, ancestors filing complaints. SLOP
  109. 93% SLOP Oreos Industrial cookie slop, childhood ruined by design SLOP
  110. 7% SLOP Grass-Fed Eggs Eggs as god intended, no feedlot cope BASED
  111. 7% SLOP Rice single ingredient, feeds empires BASED
  112. 7% SLOP 365 Eggs Eggs as god intended, no notes. BASED
  113. 7% SLOP Daisy Sour Cream Cream and cultures. Ancestors approve. BASED
  114. 93% SLOP Boost NPC arc fuel in a shake bottle SLOP
  115. 7% SLOP Raw Parmesan Aged milk as god intended — zero industrial LARP. BASED
  116. 7% SLOP Homemade Cereal with Real Wheat from Farm Farm wheat, zero factory fingerprints BASED
  117. 7% SLOP Vollemans A2A2 Whole Milk Single-ingredient dairy done right BASED
  118. 7% SLOP Crab Single-ingredient ocean protein, civilization in shell form. BASED
  119. 7% SLOP NOEM AG Lower Austria Standard Butter Single-ingredient Austrian butter, civilization preserved BASED
  120. 7% SLOP Forelle Pears (LIDL fresh) Single-ingredient orchard candy, discount-aisle W. BASED