The Take
Oolong Tea is healthy. It is single-ingredient oxidized leaves with no additives or industrial junk. Slop Score: 6.
Traditional semi-oxidation gives it flavor and caffeine without the crash or chemicals. Ancestors filed the paperwork on this one long ago.
The Verdict
Buy the leaves and brew it straight. Pair with raw milk if you want the full pre-1990 stack.
Slop Score: 6.
Common Questions
Does Oolong Tea have seed oils?
No. Pure oxidized leaves and nothing else.
Is Oolong Tea ultra-processed?
No. Traditional semi-oxidation only.
How many calories are in Oolong Tea?
Zero to two per cup.
