Food · 7% slop · based

Cast-Iron Pot of Bone Broth

Name: Cast-Iron Pot of Bone Broth: 7% Slop — Single ingredient, gut healing, FDA see
Item: Cast-Iron Pot of Bone Broth
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single ingredient, gut healing, FDA seethes

The Breakdown

One ingredient: bones, water, salt, time
Animal fats, collagen, minerals — no seed oils
Cast iron adds iron, zero marketing lies
Pre-1990 food, great-grandma nods

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against your kale smoothie

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk — stack the based, double the ancestral fuel.

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