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Spring Water in Glass

Name: Spring Water in Glass: 7% Slop — Single-ingredient hydration, glass not plasti
Item: Spring Water in Glass
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient hydration, glass not plastic — ancestors nod

The Breakdown

One ingredient: actual spring water
Glass packaging, zero microplastic tax
Sourcing claim that holds up — real spring
Still check the specific spring's CCR for fluoride

Side Effects

plastic lobby seething, ancestors filing approval

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk — same single-ingredient discipline, actual nutrition

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