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Sardines in Olive Oil

Name: Sardines in Olive Oil: 7% Slop — Fish in the good fat — ancestors nodding
Item: Sardines in Olive Oil
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Fish in the good fat — ancestors nodding

The Breakdown

Whole fish, bones included — calcium bonus
Olive oil packing, zero seed oil nonsense
Omega-3s without soy sludge or isolate
Canned — glass jar version if you can find it

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, gut biome throwing a party

Buy Instead

Pair with cottage cheese or raw milk for the full ancestral stack.

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