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Raw Plantains Air-Fried in Tallow

Name: Raw Plantains Air-Fried in Tallow: 7% Slop — Ancestors high-fiving, seed-oil d
Item: Raw Plantains Air-Fried in Tallow
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors high-fiving, seed-oil demons in shambles

The Breakdown

Whole plantains, zero processing
Tallow: actual animal fat, pre-1990 default
Air-fry keeps it simple, no fryer sludge
Single-ingredient base meets real cooking fat

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, gut happy, great-grandma approves

Buy Instead

Pair with grass-fed ribeye — full carnivore-adjacent stack, zero compromise.

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