Food · 7% slop · based

Cottage Cheese or Raw Milk

Name: Cottage Cheese or Raw Milk: 7% Slop — Ancestors approve. FDA seethes.
Item: Cottage Cheese or Raw Milk
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors approve. FDA seethes.

The Breakdown

Raw milk: literally one ingredient
Cottage cheese: 25g protein, three ingredients max
Animal fat and real dairy, no seed oil nonsense
Raw milk legality varies by state

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against pasteurization, jawline sharpening in progress

Buy Instead

Pair with bone broth for ultimate based hydration stack.

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