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Sparkling water with fresh lime

Name: Sparkling water with fresh lime: 7% Slop — Ancestors approve, La Croix weeps
Item: Sparkling water with fresh lime
Rating: 93
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors approve, La Croix weeps

The Breakdown

H2O + CO2 + real citrus, nothing else
No seed oils, HFCS, dyes, or flavor lies
Lime delivers actual taste, zero marketing
Hydration without the corporate LARP

Side Effects

ancestors nodding, zero bloat, tap water seething

Buy Instead

Pair it with a SodaStream and real limes — endless supply, no cans, full control.

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