Food · 6% slop · based

Grass-Fed Steak or Bone Broth

Name: Grass-Fed Steak or Bone Broth: 6% Slop — Ancestors filing a restraining order
Item: Grass-Fed Steak or Bone Broth
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors filing a restraining order against seed oils

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, zero additives
Grass-fed = actual animal fat, not soy sludge
Bone broth: collagen and minerals, no marketing lies
Pre-1990 food, great-grandma recognizes it

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, testosterone levels rising, ancestors nodding

Buy Instead

Pair either with raw milk for the ultimate single-ingredient stack.

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