Food · 6% slop · based

Frozen Berries

Name: Frozen Berries: 6% Slop — Nature's candy, zero corporate interference.
Item: Frozen Berries
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Nature's candy, zero corporate interference.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: actual berries
No seed oils, HFCS, or fake flavors
Pre-1990 food, great-grandma nods
Check for added sugar on some bags

Side Effects

ancestors high-fiving, gut bacteria throwing a rave

Buy Instead

Pair with cottage cheese for maximum based.

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