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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 42% SLOP Pasteurised Milk Default dairy slop — enzymes executed, magic gone MID
  2. 58% SLOP Cepêra Molho de Pimenta Chipotle Smoky pepper cosplay with maltodextrin filler MID
  3. 58% SLOP Legendary Protein Ranch Chips 20g protein in sunflower-oil drag MID
  4. 58% SLOP Bali Mix (Koningsvogel Boemboe) Sunflower-slop shortcut to Bali MID
  5. 47% SLOP Stevia Leaf Extract Leaf juice LARP, zero nutrition delivered MID
  6. 47% SLOP Bran Flakes Healthy cereal cosplay with a sugar tax MID
  7. 47% SLOP Pacífico Beach-ready Mexican lager, macro but not total poison MID
  8. 52% SLOP Bread daily staple turned additive graveyard MID
  9. 52% SLOP Almarai Marvello Cheese Slices Natural cheddar claims meet emulsifier reality MID
  10. 48% SLOP Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Chunk and Almond Cookies Butter and almonds save it from full cookie slop. MID
  11. 48% SLOP Folgers Coffee Corporate bean sludge for the weekday NPC MID
  12. 51% SLOP Annie's Shells & White Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese Organic box, still processed goyslop lite. MID
  13. 51% SLOP Garlic Bread White-flour vehicle for butter or worse. MID
  14. 99% SLOP Soylent NPC arc fuel in a bottle SLOP
  15. 99% SLOP Lab-Grown Vegan MTF Cockroach Sludge with HFCS Cockroach estrogen sludge for the NPC diet SLOP
  16. 99% SLOP Estrogen Bites Insect estrogen sludge engineered for maximum degeneracy SLOP
  17. 99% SLOP Indian Cow Dung Curry Literal shit in the pot — ancestors filing restraining orders SLOP
  18. 99% SLOP Nigger Grape Soda Slur in a can, degeneracy as branding. SLOP
  19. 98% SLOP Niclo Chitcken (Chicken Covered in Cough Syrup) Chicken in cough syrup: peak NPC arc fuel SLOP
  20. 98% SLOP Extra Estrogen- And Soy- Seed Oil Cockroach Flavor Maximum soy-sludge degeneracy in a can. SLOP
  21. 98% SLOP Grass-Fed Cheese Semen Pizza Semen as topping: degeneracy speedrun complete. SLOP
  22. 98% SLOP Mud Cookie Dirt, salt, fat, and generational trauma baked flat. SLOP
  23. 2% SLOP Salt Single ingredient. Civilization's oldest flex. BASED
  24. 98% SLOP Raw Rotten Meat Botulism on a plate, ancestors filing charges SLOP
  25. 98% SLOP Rotten Meat Decomposition cosplay, not dinner. SLOP
  26. 98% SLOP Trans Fat Lab-engineered artery cement, banned for a reason SLOP
  27. 2% SLOP Filtered Water Water. The based beverage since forever. BASED
  28. 98% SLOP Twinkie with Extra Seed Oil and Weapons Grade Uranium Nuclear goyslop, ancestors disown you SLOP
  29. 98% SLOP Seed Oils Industrial lubricant sold as edible fat SLOP
  30. 3% SLOP Eggs and Raw Milk Single-ingredient duo, FDA seethes BASED
  31. 3% SLOP Grass-Finished Ribeye from Verified Local Ranch Single ingredient, ancestors filing approval forms BASED
  32. 97% SLOP Cockroach-Flavored Seed Oil Seed oil plus cockroach LARP — full NPC arc SLOP
  33. 3% SLOP Raw Milk + Grass-Fed Butter Stack FDA's worst nightmare, ancestors' daily fuel BASED
  34. 3% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak and Eggs Cow + chicken + zero slop = peak civilization BASED
  35. 3% SLOP Carrot Single-ingredient soil candy, ancestors nod BASED
  36. 3% SLOP Baking soda One ingredient. Ancestors filing approval forms. BASED
  37. 3% SLOP Breast Milk Nature's original single-ingredient fuel BASED
  38. 3% SLOP 100% Nut Peanut Butter Peanuts. Fire. Civilization in a jar. BASED
  39. 3% SLOP Spinach Popeye core, no corporate cosplay. BASED
  40. 3% SLOP Filtered Purified Water Water. The original based beverage. No notes. BASED
  41. 3% SLOP Tomato Single-ingredient produce, civilization in a skin BASED
  42. 97% SLOP Steak Cooked from Klaus Schwab's Body Human meat LARP — peak NPC arc fuel SLOP
  43. 3% SLOP Lettuce Single-ingredient produce, great-grandma's go-to BASED
  44. 4% SLOP White Vinegar One ingredient. Ancestors filing approval paperwork. BASED
  45. 4% SLOP Liver, Eggs, and Bone Broth Ancestral stack, dietitians filing complaints BASED
  46. 4% SLOP Beef steak Cow + salt + heat = civilization BASED
  47. 4% SLOP Sparkling water with fresh citrus Real citrus over every flavor packet BASED
  48. 4% SLOP Sea Salt One-ingredient kitchen bedrock BASED
  49. 4% SLOP Raw Milk and Steak Ancestors approve, regulators seethe. BASED
  50. 4% SLOP Local Eggs and Tallow Breakfast Plate Ancestors filing a restraining order on seed oil salesmen BASED
  51. 4% SLOP Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Butter FDA's nightmare fuel, civilization fuel BASED
  52. 4% SLOP Raw Local Honey (Real Apiary) Bees did the work, you get the win BASED
  53. 4% SLOP Eggs or Ribeye Single-ingredient animal fuel, dietitians in tears BASED
  54. 4% SLOP Oysters or Grass-Fed Beef ancestral fuel, pick either and win BASED
  55. 4% SLOP Goldhen Large Eggs Grade A Eggs. Original based fuel. BASED
  56. 4% SLOP Backyard Egg Coop-fresh single ingredient, industrial cartel in shambles BASED
  57. 96% SLOP Troonella's MtF Estrogen Cookies™ Hormone LARP cookies marketed as identity fuel SLOP
  58. 4% SLOP Local Pasture-Raised Eggs One ingredient, ancestors filing approval BASED
  59. 4% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak & Raw Milk Ancestral stack, regulators in shambles BASED
  60. 4% SLOP Small banana Single-ingredient fruit, ancestors approve BASED
  61. 4% SLOP Butter (no salt) Single ingredient, animal fat supremacy BASED
  62. 4% SLOP Animal Fat Grandma's original based cooking fat, seed oil era ends here. BASED
  63. 4% SLOP Local Grass-Finished Steak Cow + grass + salt. Peak civilization. BASED
  64. 4% SLOP Air Popped Popcorn Single ingredient civilization fuel. BASED
  65. 4% SLOP Local Eggs and Butter Ancestors nodding, seed oil lobby in shambles BASED
  66. 4% SLOP Diced Bananas Fruit already doing the heavy lifting BASED
  67. 4% SLOP Raw Chicken Thighs and Tallow Ancestors approve, dietitians file complaints BASED
  68. 4% SLOP Kosher salt Single-ingredient rock, civilization staple BASED
  69. 96% SLOP Hostess Twinkies Cream-filled industrial regret in cellophane SLOP
  70. 4% SLOP Garlic Vampire slayer in bulb form since antiquity BASED
  71. 4% SLOP Eggs and Tallow Ancestors filing a restraining order against the seed oil lobby BASED
  72. 4% SLOP Bone Marrow Single-ingredient fat rocket, great-grandma approved BASED
  73. 4% SLOP Kroger Eggs Single-ingredient perfection. Kroger just the vessel. BASED
  74. 4% SLOP Whole Onion Single ingredient, zero corporate lies. BASED
  75. 4% SLOP Fermented raw beef Ancestral fuel, zero processing theater. BASED
  76. 4% SLOP Oranges Whole fruit, zero corporate LARP. BASED
  77. 4% SLOP Grocery Store Eggs Single ingredient perfection, civilization fuel BASED
  78. 4% SLOP Apples Single-ingredient whole food, pre-industrial BASED
  79. 4% SLOP Blueberry Single-ingredient perfection, ancestors approve. BASED
  80. 4% SLOP Raspberry Single-ingredient flex, zero corporate LARP. BASED
  81. 4% SLOP Berry Single ingredient, nature's candy, zero slop BASED
  82. 4% SLOP Lemon Water Ancestors approve. Zero processing, zero lies. BASED
  83. 4% SLOP Boiled Eggs Single-ingredient protein, zero corporate lies BASED
  84. 4% SLOP Raw Liver Ancestral fuel, single ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  85. 96% SLOP Dollar Tree Microwave Dinners Ultra-processed ghetto fuel, ancestors filing restraining orders SLOP
  86. 4% SLOP Romaine Lettuce One ingredient, zero corporate lies. BASED
  87. 4% SLOP Ribeye Steak One ingredient, peak civilization. BASED
  88. 4% SLOP Purified Water H2O with the corporate filter on BASED
  89. 4% SLOP Pre 100% Grass Fed and Finished Ground Beef 90/10 Ancestors filing a restraining order against the grocery aisle. BASED
  90. 4% SLOP Scrambled eggs Eggs doing what eggs do best — zero slop detected BASED
  91. 96% SLOP Totino's Pizza Rolls Industrial cheese pocket for NPCs SLOP
  92. 4% SLOP Raw beef One ingredient, FDA's recurring nightmare. BASED
  93. 4% SLOP Black coffee Ancestors filing approval forms BASED
  94. 4% SLOP Unsweet Tea Tea without the corporate baptism. BASED
  95. 96% SLOP Kid Cuisine Microwaved childhood trauma in a cartoon tray SLOP
  96. 4% SLOP Watermelon Nature's candy, zero corporate LARP BASED
  97. 4% SLOP Organic Broccoli Single-ingredient king, ancestors salute BASED
  98. 4% SLOP Tallow-Seared Grass-Fed Ribeye + Raw Milk Ancestors filing a patent on your dinner BASED
  99. 96% SLOP Vegetable Oil Seed-oil cathedral in a plastic jug. SLOP
  100. 4% SLOP Lemon Single ingredient, zero excuses — based. BASED
  101. 5% SLOP El Comino Single-ingredient spice, civilization in a jar BASED
  102. 5% SLOP Full-Cream Raw Milk FDA's public enemy number one BASED
  103. 95% SLOP Seed Oil Industrial sludge in a bottle, the final boss of slop. SLOP
  104. 5% SLOP Almonds Single ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  105. 5% SLOP Raspberries Single-ingredient fruit. Civilization's default. BASED
  106. 5% SLOP Local Raw Milk or Grass-Fed Cream Ancestors approve, FDA seethes. BASED
  107. 5% SLOP Local Raw Milk (Verified Farm) Single-ingredient apex, FDA seethes BASED
  108. 5% SLOP Raw Milk from a Local Dairy One ingredient, regulators in shambles BASED
  109. 5% SLOP Grass-Finished Beef Tallow Verified rancher tallow, ancestors high-fiving BASED
  110. 5% SLOP Raw Milk or Eggs from the Same Stand Single-ingredient peak, regulators in shambles BASED
  111. 5% SLOP Local Grass-Fed Beef Cooked in Tallow Cow plus fire plus salt equals civilization BASED
  112. 5% SLOP Ground Beef Cooked in Tallow Meat and animal fat, the way God intended. BASED
  113. 5% SLOP Local Austrian Raw Milk or Butter Ancestors filing a restraining order on regulators BASED
  114. 5% SLOP Raw Milk (Amish Sources) FDA's public enemy #1, ancestors' daily staple BASED
  115. 5% SLOP Raw Eggs Fresh From Chicken One ingredient, nature's protein artillery BASED
  116. 5% SLOP Raw Egg from Chicken One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  117. 5% SLOP Crushed Tomatoes Tomatoes crushed into their final form. Civilization starter pack. BASED
  118. 5% SLOP Made by Cow Raw Milk One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  119. 5% SLOP Raw Milk (Local Dairy) One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  120. 5% SLOP Raw Milk from a Local Farm FDA seethes, ancestors nod in approval BASED