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Raw Eggs Fresh From Chicken

Name: Raw Eggs Fresh From Chicken: 5% Slop — One ingredient, nature's protein artill
Item: Raw Eggs Fresh From Chicken
Rating: 95
Author: Slop Detector 3000

One ingredient, nature's protein artillery

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, zero processing
Direct from chicken, pre-industrial fuel
Complete protein + fats, no additives
Source matters — trust the bird

Side Effects

raw power, salmonella roulette, ancestors nodding

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk from a trusted local source — farm-to-mouth pipeline complete.

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