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Local Eggs and Tallow Breakfast Plate

Name: Local Eggs and Tallow Breakfast Plate: 4% Slop — Ancestors filing a restrainin
Item: Local Eggs and Tallow Breakfast Plate
Rating: 96
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors filing a restraining order on seed oil salesmen

The Breakdown

Local eggs: single-ingredient protein bomb
Beef tallow: pre-1990 animal fat, zero phytoestrogens
Whole muscle + fat, great-grandma approved
No marketing lies, no ultra-processed sludge

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, testosterone levels rising, vegetable oil lobby in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk from a verified local source — full based breakfast arc.

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