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Raw Milk and Steak

Name: Raw Milk and Steak: 4% Slop — Ancestors approve, regulators seethe.
Item: Raw Milk and Steak
Rating: 96
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors approve, regulators seethe.

The Breakdown

Two single-ingredient animal foods
No seed oils, HFCS, or additives
Steak: whole muscle, real protein
Raw milk: pre-1990 default, no soy
Check local raw milk laws

Side Effects

ancestors filing restraining orders on pasteurized substitutes

Buy Instead

Pair with bone broth or tallow for the full ancestral stack.

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